| Okay, so let's get this thing started! I'm laughing my balls off because I actually had a blast at the mall. It was a refreshing, fun and great learning experience just to observe people. chat some people up, and learn more areas I have to work in - over all before I went to the mall, I said to myself, "I am going to have fun at the mall!". Guess what! I did! I could care less if some chick blew me off, if some chick didn't look at my way, if there was akward silence - it was fun and I actually learned alot! i can't wait 'til I go back again. Also, to note that I only had 10 dollars on me - so I had to resist any temptation to buy anything and use coping skills.
Nail Polish Girl
I was walking around, just looking at stores when this sales-woman stopped me. I noticed she had a Santa's hat on and I would give her a HB score of 6.5 - kinda not bad but shitty personality.
So, She stopped me and asked if I had someone special in my life. I paused for a moment and thought then said, "Not currently." I should've made up something but anyways. She said gimme your hand and I gave it to her. Kino - but not in a good way though. She wanted me to sell me product. She started spraying some shit on my finger nail then scubbing as we continue to talk. She said "Say Action" In my head I was like, 'What the fuck for?" I said action and she made me look at my nails - whoa, is it a magic trick?? No, it was just an illusion that saying Action made my fucking nail shine. So we're talking and I wanted to get to the point - I said, 'How much will this cost?" she dodged the question and blabed on something else that she has something for me. She leaned closely and had me smell some hand lotion or whatever. Oh, this get's even better - not only does she flirt and use seduction techniques!! I called her out on her shit - "I like the way you sell your products!" she was like, "What do you mean?" Totally shocked - "The way you represent yourself!" So, she said I should spoil my mom. I laughed and said, "I already spoil my mom enough!" she said, "Oh, no I'm not saying you're cheap or.." I laughed because that's what she was saying indirectly. I said I have to go and she was like, 'No! Come here!" I laughed at her and continued walking - boy was she pissed off when I saw her again.
"Oh, it's the perfume lady!" I said as I sat down on the bench and smoked. Shitty attitude up the ass then I'm like, 'You're the one tried to sell me the nail polish!" she said, "Yeah."
A marine guy came up and asked if we were together and wanted pictures. I coldn't hear the dude so I got up and we started chatting. I think he was hitting on the girl - but then I told him that I knew a guy that was a Lance Corperal from the marines in North Caroline (Whoopie) then I asked him, "What made you become a Marine - if you mind me asking?" I noticed he started to become uncomfortable and so to neutral to situation I said, "I totally agree man!" He said, "Well, I'll be going inside going to eat then if you guys need help I could help you!" I said, "Nice meeting you man!" I don't know if I just AMOG'ed him but if I didn't it was funny.
Washington Mutual Bank Salesman
So, this guy stopped me and started talking about having me switch my bank. So, I reasoned with him and while talking with him I say some incongruencies of his body language. When he scratched his eye brow - which later on the conversation I pointed out that it was a sign of deception also to neutralize the comment I said, "You don't have to rip my head off I just pointed it out so you can increase your sales!". I departured and then later on like an hour also we chatted up again and was offering me a job as a salesman. Not bad huh?
HB smoking cigarette outside
This girl was cute looking. I asked her how her day was and she said fine. I asked what kinda cigarette she was smoking and pulled out my newport pack. I asked if she's doing christmas shopping and she said yes, then I told her that I have alittle niece that I was shopping for she's about 9 and she started talking about her neice and how she's mature and looks older than her. I asked how old she was and she said 30. I was like, "Holy shit!" I said, 'People say I look around 26-28, how old do yout hink I look?" She said, "I'm not gonna guess - I was say around 26-28" I said, "Close!" then it went silent which I was fine with it and sat down and just looked around and observed things outside. She left which I didn't really care - but hey - like I said I just leanred some things.
HB Foreign Chick smoking.
I was smoking on a bench and some tall blonde HB 7 came up. I noticed she had a logo on her pants so I complimented her on it. She said, "What's this?" I looked at her like, "Huh?" She said, "I don't speak english very well!" I was like, "Ahh, okay - you're pants has a nice logo!" She sat by me kinda scrunched over which I read isn't very good, I asked what her nationality she is and she said something but I couldn't figure it out. So it went silent which of course is kinda uncomfortable but then minutes flew by and I couldn't say something because I would look desperate and needy.
Bedsheet's girl
I walked up to her counter and asked what's she selling. She told me. I cracked up a joke and she laughed and had a big smile. We continued talking and I'm trying to remember what was said - but she was responsive but didn't ask questions which is okay with me. She was just being friendly and polite. I ejected and told her to have a good day. It was going no where - so I decided it was best.
Older Two-Set at Borders Bookstore
Two older women were at the New Age book and discussing about ghosts. So, i jumped in and we started chatting. The one was silent through out the conversation then I tossed at her, "Look at her hiding in the corner!" the older woman said, "yeah" and continued on talking about her ghost experience. I told her a bit of mine and said, "Like you said sometimes things can't be explained!" I told them how I had a program that had motion detection and snapped shot a picture of a woman's face but then I also said, "Sometimes you have to be careful because the picture can be pixalated which can cause false images." and etcoplasms are sometimes cause by either breath or smoke to be caught on camera. Silence moment happened then I told the girls to have a good day then left.
Over all the experience was fun! I don't think I have AA, it's just sometimes I don't hook well. Probably because I talk over thier heads. I connect well with guys - but with women when I talk to them intellectually about something they get turned off. Probably like a thought, "Oh, no not another Mr. Know it all!" But over all met some new people, talked. I had a blast and that's all that counts. I was laughing my ass off and my driver said, "Next time you come in they'll be like, 'Oh, no Fraud just stepped in the building!'" I laughed so hard it was funny because I brought terror to these poor salesmen\women. I imagine they're gonna duck for cover! LMAO!
No numbers, no whatever - but I feel great! I don't care if you guys say, "Oh, stop being a pussy!" I had fun and it was fun talking to people. I just have to learn some things like how to hook women in the conversation and some other things.
Any suggestions to improve on? _________________ "Women Love What They Can't Have!"
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