| Fuck, I don't even know where to begin. It's been a while since I've written one of these things. Eek!
Earlier in the night I get a text from FlightDeck, so Zar and I head over to D&B's to see what's up. The place is flooded with Asian women. YUM! We chill and chat it up with FlightDeck and then decide it's a dope spot, but more of a day2 spot and bounce out to our *ahem* usual spot.
I'm just gonna write out sets that stood out. I was in social mode tonight so EVERYBODY was getting some sort of conversation from me.
Trying to perfect winging.
I open this 3 set out of nowhere and I don't even remember what I said to them but they were mad friendly, the blonde was coming towards me rambling a bunch of nonsense so I just put my hand up for a high-five and got one. Her Asian friend (my target) got a high-five as well. I see her little Hispanic friend smiling all crazy, so I bust on her. I was hassling them about their necklaces that they got from the Budweiser and Bud Light people.
At this point Zar comes and and starts asking who the the "trouble maker" is and I point to my target and then move around him to start winning over the obstacles. After a few banter lines and letting them know I'm chill. Zar's done with my target and says, "She not a trouble maker, you should give her a chance." Bam! So now I move over to her and say, "I'll be the judge of that." She giggles and I start to build comfort by asking ish like, "Are you more of a dog or cat type person?" In the middle of all this I found out she goes to our Wednesday spot.
After that it was kino like mad man. I kept pulling her into me, I'd throw my arm around her and put her faces together. After a few more convo changes we decide to bounce.
My Hispanic Hipster
When we first got to the bar Zar opened up this 2set 'cause he knows how I have this thing for hipster dressed chicks. So we go in and I start to explain how Zar has a thing for heels and I love women in scarves. Chick was diggin' it. We dip and leave them warm so when we see them later I can close her.
After we get back from bouncing around from bar to bar I see her again and I pull her in and start at it. Tonight I was stepping out of my comfort zone with my kino. I kept pulling her in like we were already dating and getting her crazy close to my face. I grabbed her head like I was going in for the kiss and I felt a little resistance in her neck so I stopped and said something to her. We chat for a bit longer and then again I pull her in really close and go for her number. I say my usual, "If we wanted to stay in contact how would we go about this?" line. I start getting her number and then out of nowhere she sees some chick she knows and goes crazy.
THEN...after talking to her she start chatting it up with another dude and I already spiked the fuck out of her buying temp so this dude was getting all my work. LOL! All good, 'cause once she came back I got her number and moved on.
Whiskey drunk woan.
Right before we're about to bounce to another bar I bump into this Hispanic chick that was kinda buzzed. Usually I don't go for chicks like this since I like sober ones, but I just wanted a quick make out. She was lost and kept talking about how much whiskey she drank. I start laughing and asking her random question to see if she was normal. She was. I flip her around and start looking at her in the face to see if I can get a quick kiss. NAE! She flips around and starts rubbing her ass on my dick. It was alright, nothing too crazy. I don't know what made me want to go in for the K-Close, but I did. BLAH! Chick was a bit to buzzed for me so we left.
Feisty Asian 3set.
I saw this tiny Asian chick, I'm talkin' like 4'11" son! Chick was cute and so were her friends. JEEZUS! So I see that she has this Hello Kitty necklace on that was all blinginy. I make a comment on how dope I thought it was and then moved on. While we were bar hopping we bump into them again and Ms. 4'11" starts getting a lil lippy with me. I start laughing and do the Brad P's song about..."loser, whatever, fly away forever" thingy and the girls all laugh but 4'11" wasn't having any of it and schooled me up with a new one that she thought was the shit, but was kinda boring. We end up having a little battle in front of some chodes to see who's was better and she was sticking to her guns on her being better. Mad fun though. We slap them all high-fives and take off back to bar UNO for the evening.
Number closing my First set of the night.
I see my Asian chick from the beginning of the night and her and her friends are surrounded by dudes, so I keep being social and blah blah blah. Once I saw that she was solo I went in. I bantered with her a little more and then pulled her in and said my usual number close line and got it. Call her on the spot so she could save it. Chick's gonna see me next Wednesday and get teased like a mofo.
My Oneitis.
I get a text from Rebel Girl and she says she's in the area and she's gonna be at the bar I'm at. I see her and instantly start throwing my arm around her. I whisper in her ear that her texting is boring. I introduce her to everybody and then she ends up getting a call and she was off. MAN! Zar tells me that I have oneitis with her 'cause she's the one that just won't hook. She's the least interested in me. FUCK! He is right. WHY?! I denied sex with a yoga instructor on Tuesday, but yet I'm all caught up on a chick that really isn't showing any signs of interest. LOL! I know, I'm all fucked up.
Throughout the night I opened random sets, walked away from boring ones that just I wasn't attracted to 'cause some of them thought they were too cool for school. Had a girl give me that look like she really wasn't interested in what I was saying so while me and Zar were chatting with her I just said, "Look at that face, she just gave one of those insincere, I don't give a fuck looks, FUCK THAT." Then just walked off. Zar ended up DHVing me to her. LOL! Zar you're funny.
Over all tonight was fun.
*Things I worked on*
Kino
Role playing
Brought the Casanova Twirl back. Gotta love the twirl.
*Sticking Points*
Intent
Until next time...
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