Success came yesterday when I suggested that a group of us go out after work to hang out. I sent an email invite to get people to hang out together (because it's a fast way to reach several people at one). I lied in my email to make everyone think that they were the last to know about the party, which makes me appear AMOG. I wrote: “Several of us were talking and we’re interested in going to the bar on Thursday (I lied- I didn’t talk to anyone about the bar

). We’ll leave straight from work, stay for an hour (false time-constraint

). Friends are welcome- more the merrier. Good times are promised!”
I sent the note to 8 people at the office (4 girls). One girl invited another girl and a guy. Four people plus me ended up going (3 girls, 2 guys including me). One girl was a hot co-op student here for a work term. My opportunity to AMOG came when we went to Symposium on King Street. Symposium is a café where they have couches and armchairs instead of table chairs. Anyway, we sat down and I happened to get seated on an armchair that was noticeably higher than the co-op’s, and she wanted to switch seats with me.
Me: Okay, what will you give me for it?
Her: What do you want?
Me: No- it’s up to you to make an offer, which I will either accept or reject
Her: (smiling) I don’t know…
Me: (I froze her out and started talking to the other people in the group)
Her: (looking at me smiling)
Me: Is there something you want to ask me?
Her: I want your chair but I don’t know what to give you
Me: It has to be something that I’ll REALLY ENJOY
Group: laughing
Her (blushing)
Me: (froze her out and started talking to the group)
Her: (devilish smile) I know what I’m thinking right now but I don’t want to get in trouble
Me: (I just looked at her wickedly smiling so she would continue with her dirty thoughts)
She then stood up, leaned over me, and gave me a kiss!! The group flipped out!! I was definitely the AMOG!!!
Her: you owe me the chair
Me: (saying playfully) No way- you didn’t even OFFER the kiss to me. I didn’t want the kiss so you don’t get the chair
Group: (They couldn’t believe what I was saying!)
For the rest of the night we had heavy kino

I never did give up the chair.
I wanted to isolate her at the end of the night but we both got rides with other people, and had to leave separately with them. Anyway this morning she already stopped by my desk and we make lunch plans today

. During lunch I’ll try to set something up to go out at night again.
-Mystique