This is my story.
Last year I did some traveling in Asia, China and Japan. I had been in China for 3 weeks and decided it was about time I checked out the night life. I was in Xian, and it was my last day in that city so I thought what the hell.
I decided that because I was still jet lagged that I would only stay out for an hour or so and only have a few beers.
I walk down to the night club from my hostel and as soon as I walk into the club, my eyes dilate from all the strobe lights and lazers. The only way I can put it is that this was easily the most Asian club I'd ever been in.
Soon after I sit down at the bar the guy next to me buys me a drink, a few minutes later I am approached by a 40yr old chinese woman (she looked 50). I decided it wouldn't hurt to sit down with her for a few minutes and have a drink. After about 10 minutes of chatting with her she says "Ok you have beer then we go home, make love after."
She kept on persisting that we go home an "make love." So I decided to split. I start walking a round the bar ignoring her and looking for a way to get rid of her. It took about ten minutes before I saw an open seat at a table of guys. I had a few drinks with them and had a cultural exchange, while the 40yr old whore waited around for me.
Eventually, we head out onto the dance floor, and it took a whole 3 minutes before a slammin hottie came up to me and started dancing.
When we finished dancing she told me she had to go to the restroom. I had to go as well. Just so you know, most Chinese bars have uniSEX washrooms. I finished my biznaz before she did so I waited out side her stall for her. Before I know it, she opens the door and pulls me in there to fool around with her!!
After 10 or so minutes of that I decide to take her back to my hostel. I go by the bar to wait with her friend, who was also hooking up with an Austrian guy(I am Canadian). Her friend gives me the 3rd degree, asking me about my intentions.
Eventually we decide it's time to head home. As we are leaving the bar one of the chinese guys I was sitting with tries to **** block me. The Austrian guy gets all nervous about it.
Austrian Guy w/ Arnie accent: "My friend, we must get out of here. More are coming! The Chinese, they do not fight alone. We must get out!"
Me:
The 40yr old whore that was stalking me all night thought this was a good chance to steal me a way but I stood my ground.
As soon as we leave the bar, my girl for some unforeseen reason decides to get into a SLAP fight with a HOBO outside the bar! I don't know what prompted this but it resulted in her arguing with the bar manager about it. I just stood there holding her hand while she shouted in chinese and in english "This is my BF!"
Ever have 50 guys staring at you like "Yeah, she's hot, we'd stick it through too..." Well I did that night.
Mean while the Austrian guy starts freaking out again even more so though. "My friend, we must get out of here. We must live!!"
The 40yr old whore decided this was another chance. Swing and a miss
Eventually I got into a cab with her, but her cockblocking afc friend jumped in too. We jumped from cab to cab trying to get rid of him, finally we did. We pulled up to a public washroom so she could pee and the afc caught up to us in another cab. She bitched him out for about 20 minutes before he finally got the picture and we went back to my hotel.
My determination against an afc cock blocker, a 40yr old stalker/ho, and a violent hobo, payed off big time in the end. I took her back to my hostel and you know the rest.
If you have a funny and/or weird pick up story, I would love to read about it, as would many others here. Thanks for your time. I look forward to reading them.
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