Walk out, open with a great opener about muffin tops, girl loves going to the gym, she's gorgeous.

Her and her friend are laffing and I'm diggin it. I'm drinking an adios motherfucker, and the girl ask me "you must be trying to get fucked up tonight"

I responded like "i'm a bodybuilder and I drink alcohol on tuesday nights1!!"

When i shoudl have said something like "why are you trying to take advantage of me later on, cause im not that easy"

She thought i was 26, i'm only 21 perfect..she was 23, maybe she just wished i was that old.

Anyways, she said i was rude, and some guy walked up and said "can i buy you drink, and she followed him"

Don't worry though "I said if he buys you a drink then are you going to do his laundry?"

she huffed and puffed away, then we got kicked out cause my friend was climbing over the fence...

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