lion, if you are still watching this shit, this is how it went. I txt HBdarkness

Sly: You are always on my mind. Seriously this has got to stop. I can't devote my brain entirely to you
HBdarkness:You charmer! I don't believe you, you hardly know me
Sly:It's true. That's why I've put off trying to contact you.
HBdarkness: What a joker! You haven't tried 2 contact me cuz I'm always on your mind? That seems contradictory
Sly:You practically take up enough of my time as it is. Who knows, if we actually saw each other my brain might experience a hostile takeover or it might let off some of the pressure. Who knows.
HBdarkness: Goodness i wouldnt want to take over your brain, but i'd like to relieve your pressure... how in the world could we ever know which would happen?
(At this moment, I thought holy shit this is fucking happening. I then remembered that I had everything in needed in my head, the phone would be my conduit)
Sly: Yeah, i do have a lot of pressure built up. How about i show up at your place and and we do a little experimentation. Plus, I can't really get to know you until I've seen where live.
HBdarkness: Oh my god yr timing is awful! im on my way 2 (people I know)'s house right now. besides my house is full of dogs and cats and fish. your poor brain will never rest
HBdarkness: I mean a lady cant just bring strange men 2 her house and experiment w/ his brain, but you really shouldnt have suggested it... now MY brain is experiencing hostile take over.
Sly: It is like a drug, once you get a tast, you are hooked; and, there is only one way to deal w/ such an addiction.
HBdarkness: What way is that? I would try anything once ( )
Sly:Well, unfortunately, the SPAM can't be administered over the phone. ( ;D )
HBdarkness: Wheres the clinic where the administer the SPAM then? or should i just go cold turkey?
Sly: Cold turkey, that could be dangerous. As we seem to be suffering from the same condition, if you came over, then our afflictions could be mutuallly confronted and the two of us could start down the road to recovery
HBdarkness: So where do I come to recover? i and everyone around me is drunk... but i dont wanna go through withdrawls so i need your help if your up to it

I took a little bit to respond to that one so:

HBdarkness: Alright boy straight up come 2 chris and rachels house if your not busy
Sly: I am not too busy. I had not eaten anything in like seven hours. I will be over shortly.
HBdarkness: Gooood
Sly: Sarcasm. One of your many talents I'm sure.
HBdarkness: (I didn't understand this txt) Oh sarcasm...i don't even understand... i am talented...but not at that.

So I go over there, k-close as soon as soon as I see her, like five minutes later we are heavily engaged on the couch in a makeout/groping session that goes on for, I don't know, 30-40 minutes. I told her about an essay I had to finish (which I should be working on right now ) I left about midnight and was in bed by 2 am. All in all, a pretty good night.

I am going to txt her once tonight, something to the effect of:

You know as much fun as I had, I think there is potential for more

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Call me Sly.
My goal: To become a Pickup Artist in everything but name.

And yeah, This is (still) just the beginning.