im at a fraternity kegger and i take on the task of pumping the keg and a HB9 rolls up.

BC:you want a beer sweetie?

HB nods.

BC:wow you must have pretty low standards if youre drinking keystone.lucky for me huh?(winks.self-deprecation does a lot.)

HB(laughs):so youre like the designated pumper or somthing?

BC:you make that sound dirty.i guess we know where your mind is.

HB:aha i didnt mean it like that!

BC:i bet.nah i dont mind helpin out.everyone needs beer.and,all this pumping is gonna make me all buff and shit.and we all know thats all you ladies like.

HB:nuh-uh!im not shallow!

BC:dont lie.i saw you talking to those body builder dudes.

HB:were just friends.i dont like that type anyway.

BC(cutting thread):you know i noticed you earlier.

HB:really?

BC:yeah.i was gonna come say hi but this chick i was talking to said that you had the "stuck up bitch" look.

HB:what?im like the nicest person ever!why would she say that?

BC:i guess cause your hair.she said your hair was fake so your personality must be too.

HB:not even!my hair is natural.feel it!

(she leans in and i grab a handful and tug downward.hard.)

BC:it could be real.here,feel mine.

(HB grabs a handful of mine and tugs.then we both got caught in a hair pulling match for a couple of seconds.seems strange but effective.when i pulled away she was laughing.)

HB:haha OMG youre fun!whats your name?

BC:most people call me BC.but you seem nice so ill give you my real one.but dont tell anyone.its our little secret k?

(i whisper my name in her ear while doing some kino.)


HB:mines ___.lets hang out sometime!

BC:sounds fun.how do i get in contact w/ you?

HB:let me get a pen.

(HB runs off for about 5 minutes and comes back w/ a Sharpie.)

HB:this is all i could find.do you have any paper?

BC:nah.i got somthing better.

(i was wearing a snap button down shirt at the time so i ripped open the top three to show some chest.)

HB:ahahaha ok!

(HB writes digits and signs it w/ a heart.i have her give me a double cheek kiss,and i kiss her on the forehead.)

note that this was done BEFORE i started drinking.its almost always bad to spit under the influence.

thanks to David Deangelo and Mystery for the routines.

That sounded like a very successful #close. Props

You executed really well. You flowed between sets and always making her qualify her self to you. Adding the Kino was a nice touch.

All-around-props!

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