im at a community college life sucks there... all my friends are gone. each tuesday i have an hour in between class i usually just chill on a bench or in my car. nothing better to do. i saw this cute girl drive by and park, getting ready to go to class. i waited for her to walk towards the school in which i would walk by with an opener. unfortunatly she wasnt all that appealing from the waist down... so when i approached (cause we had already made longenough eye contact) i said

you know who you remind me of?

who? she smiles

the 1950's chicks (pin ups)

she laughs and says how so

i said well from your waist up you look like a 19 year old
from the waist down you look 50

then i walked away... pretty fast