| Field Report – Friday night
This is my first field report. I am pretty new to this and haven’t done much reading, I am probably not very original and I imagine that my style is very mechanical, but that will improve with practice. I would have liked to have gone out with the Dublin lair, but I had already agreed to meet a friend after work. This is a lengthy report as I did 7 sets overall, I used 2 canned openers and 2 new DHV stories I had made up during the week. I closed twice and was AMOGed twice.
Scene – well known sportsbar on Wexford St, South Dublin, popular with students, nurses, teachers and social care workers. I went with a friend who is not a wingman, and only helped me with one set.
Set 1 – 3 set of 2 HB9s and a 7. I used the opener “who do girls prefer – male strippers or female strippers?”
They all agreed female strippers. I then started negging the best looking one about being a lesbian. She said she was. I used the openers as a stepping stone into the DHV story I have.
In summary
- My SPAM organises events, nightclubs, parties etc
- He is organising a school disco themed night
- It has both male and female strippers as part of the entertainment
This is true, I had a pocket full of fliers for it to aid with the routine. The event was on Saturday night, I handed the girl claiming to be a lesbian the flier and she read it and stuck it in her bra. I wish I’d anchored it.
I then started working on the second most attractive, at which point the hotter one started eyeing me very suspiciously, as if she was on to me. I said that I wanted to get more people’s opinions as they were obviously bias being lesbians and moved to the next set.
Set 2 – Very nice HB9 lone wolf who looked a bit like Sophie Ellis Bextor.
I opened with “who lies more? Men or women”. She said women – I then ran that routine where they tell you 3 things and you have to guess which one is a lie.
I called it correctly (women always lie about their age). And fluffed a bit about work etc. Led into the stripper story to lighten things up (she worked in the social – a bit depressing).
I then tried my other DHV story which I came up with this week:
- there is a thing on at the moment called the Dublin Fringe Festival (it is a lo rent version of the Edinburgh Fringe Festival)
- they had an art gallery instalment where you pay 20 euro in
- at a certain point during the viewing, an alarm bell sounds and you have to grab a painting and try and run out with it, a bit like in “The Thomas Crown Affair” except with 30 people trying to steal 30 paintings at once
- the gallery attendants chase you, if you get caught you have to hand back the painting, if you get away, you can keep the painting
Again, this DHV story is based on real life, I have the picture of the painting I got (I’m a very fast sprinter) as a screensaver on my phone and I showed it to her. When you do this story, the target always asks “when is it on again? I want to do that” and you can lean in, do a little kino, and say it’s a one off, a unique experience not to be had elsewhere.
By this point I was about half way through kino escalation and
she had given me 3 IOIs (asking questions about me, laughing at my shit jokes, qualifying herself by saying she was a footballer) when a fairly decent AMOG boyfriend showed up. I exited with dignity, but I have no idea what to do in these situations (yet).
Sticking Point 1: dealing with boyfriends and AMOGs.
Solution: read up on it this coming week and bring it into the field at the weekend
Set 3 – Outside in the smoking area with my mate, purely out of boredom (I don’t smoke), I opened a 2 set of 6s with the “who lies more?” line.
They responded well, but I had no interest and after a bit of banter I made my excuses and fucked off back inside.
Set 4 – I went upstairs and looked down on the crowd, and decided that the best place to loiter was beside a gumball machine near the staircase. I went down and opened a lone wolf HB8 who was dancing to “Maneater” by Nelly Furtado and quite intoxicated.
Again, I used the same opener as before. This girl had tons of attitude. She said that she was completely honest and had never told a lie, and then challenged me to ask her 10 questions, as rude as possible, and that she would give me honest answers.
(Her reaction is possibly a good response to a shit test about being a liar…I have been chewing it over)
After we had established that she masturbates in the shower and sedates patients who complain (she was a nurse), I said I didn’t want to know any more dirty secrets and she called me a “wuss”. The weird bit is that her body language was VERY suggestive. She DDB’d me like mad, and was constantly touching my chest.
I told her that I didn’t like her attitude and that I’d be at the bar it she wants to sedate me.
Fuckup: I probably could have gotten a decent makeout here, but I just didn’t have the inner game to withstand her defensive and pushy talk. I later said to myself that if only I could take what she had and bottle it, I’d be invincible.
Set 5 – I met up with my friend at the bar and there were 2 HB7s dancing alone, a long blonde and a short brunette. My mate was unimpressed by either of them but I opened them anyways – same opener as before.
I opened the brunette and left the blonde to stand awkwardly, same opener as before. I then simply shifted onto the blonde with the same opener after 5 minutes.
I fluffed the blonde well, she was from Belfast (so am I) and loved living in Dublin (Belfast = Eastern Europe without the babes or the cheapness). I ran the guess the lie routine, the stripper story and the gallery story and kino’d her hard. She kino’d back and gave me lots of questions and body language IOIs.
At this point she seemed to back away from me, and a guy who was presumably her boyfriend, who looked like that kid from the “Want Respect? Wear a Condom” ad (clearly he was from Belfast too), put his arms around her as if he was about to lift her up and carry her out.
I had been AMOG’d by a guy two thirds my size who had a barcode moustache.
I need to get some boyfriend destroyer/AMOG material down.
Set 6 – Went to the other end of the bar. There was a perfect 2 set of 1 Fug and a delicious, tall redhead HB9. I opened the Fug with the same opener as before, fluffed her a lot, kino’d a little, ran the guess the lies routine, the stripper routine and the gallery routine, ignored her friend. She started showing a few IOIs.
She asked me to be in a photo with her, which HBRedhead took, and then, having established a bit of value, I introduced myself to HBRedhead. Again, I did the same routine and stories, fluffed about college (she’s a student on internship) and about the hurling match this Sunday. I was getting good IOIs from her over my accent so I was looking for a close opportunity. She said she wanted one team to win and I had to guess which one it was, I guessed correctly, and then closed by agreeing to meet her after the match.
I will hopefully do up a report on the HBRedhead Day 2 sometime during the week.
Set 7 – Having closed HBRedhead, I made my exit from the bar (it was getting really packed and my work was done) and went across the street to a trendier DJ bar which was half empty, but had a really funky SPAM and some top class talent.
I met some people I know at the bar and we sat down with 2 Canadian chicks. One of whom, a HB8 from Quebec, was obsessed with my accent. In response to the compliments, I negged her accent, which was a bit on the nose but it went down ok.
On doing the stripper story, she said she liked male and female strippers together and had been to a club in Montreal where they had a unisex stage show of stripping. Proper kinky bitch I tell thee. I negged her a lot about being a willy watcher.
She noticed my shoes (I have a pretty cool pair of shoes) and I ran the routine from AlexPUA where the guy asks to wear his hat for half an hour in exchange for a drink, does so, then comes back and says “dude, can I try on your shirt?”. It’s not a bad story in terms of the response it gets.
The kino was good from the start and I was getting decent IOIs, then she started asking about Belfast, and I closed by exchanging numbers and agreeing to go on a trip there with her next weekend.
Again, hopefully I’ll get a Day 2 report out of that.
So there you have, it 7 sets, 2 AMOG’s, a big sticking point, 2 dates this week.
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