I wasn't going for anything other than food when I walked into Subway with my buddy after both of us had just smoked a copious amount of weed. I didn't even throw any eye drops in my eyes, so I carried the same stoner expression on my face as James Franco. Anyways my buddy and I start going through the selection of cookies, and he says he's going to pick a plain and boring sugar cookie. I tell him nonsense, and insist that the type of cookie you purchase says a lot about yourself. All of the sudden the HB8 working behind the counter butts in and starts talking about how she loves sugar cookies. After that I thought to myself, "Eh, why not? Let's see what kind of conversation I can have with this girl." I tell my buddy "See?! Only boring people like you two would choose that!". She starts laughing and begins defending herself by discussing the extravagant types of cookies she bakes for everyone around the holidays. I then jokingly insist that she makes us cookies right there on the spot, she chuckles. Then she starts talking about some kind of cinnamon cookie she makes that contains an ingredient that helps you stay up at night, like while trying to study before a big test or something. As we pick up our food and start walking out, I sarcastically tell her she could do the normal thing and snort coke to stay up. She starts looking left and right in confusion, trying to find something to say. so she humbly replies with "Well, if that's your thing... Then I guess so". My friend and I start cracking up in the parking lot, but he threw me a high five because he knew that until the coke comment, I had been throwing some good conversation game.
Like I said guys, I wasn't going for anything in gaming her. A lot of dialogue was left out due to my bad short-term memory (which is the result of smoking a lot of pot throughout the year
) But man it was great being able to chat her up.
CHAT