| First set was something me and my bro came up with last night when we were out, essentially you have to do all the talking and try to secure a number.
This is a great game to get rid of AA and a good way to fill time at the end of the night.
First set, was two girls probably a 7 and an 8 I walk straight over and say,
Me: Hey I gotta leave but I think you look really nice and would like to get your number.
7 is taken back then her friend the mother hen appears and says: No you cant have it she has a bf.
Me: wow, can I have his number.
HB's: No
Me:okay well see you later.
Later on I spot my bro sarging the 7 and decide to go back in (we were having a competition), the girl was now wrapped in a curtain thing
ME:whats going on here (gesturing at her in the curtain)
-HB7 then turns to my bro-
HB7: he asked for my number earlier
Me: has mother hen left yet?
HB7: -giggles-
HB8 appears and talks some BS
Me: wow she is really high strung is she always like this
HB7: Yep -giggles-
Me: fluff fluff fluff
(all this time my bro is cutting in with "dude I think I hear someone calling you", "I really think you should find such and such etc)
-The HB8 then comes over again-
HB8: we have to go soon
Me (to HB7): Holy shit I didn't realise she had you on a fucking itinerary
-HB7 giggles again-
at this point I am in but decide to leave, if my bro is reading sorry for AMOGing but I couldn't resist
The next set was less about a number close and so just tried to build some instant rapport. I was stood talking to my bro and noticed an absoloute cutey, probably about 5'0 maybe slightly less and a cute little face, so I had to open.
Me: -hand on back and move her gently to face me- Hey, sorry to interupt but you are cute and look like you would be a really nice person
(blame my bro for drilling in the cute and nice thing tonight)
HB8: Thank you that is so kind -massive smile-, wait, are you just saying that to hit on me.
Me: Ofcourse not if I was trying to hit on you I would have been like (in big gruff voice) "hey baby you look really hot", no, I was just paying you a compliment
at this point it is IOI central and yet I still don't go for the close, gotta work on that and so I make my excuses and leave.
Sorry this has been a monster report but I was a busy boy last night, other classic moments included getting a hug and kiss on the cheek from a girl that was sat in the middle of the dancefloor who couldn't have been any further than 20ft from her bf.
Opening a set and recovering from "I was reluctant to tlak to you girls you seem like bitchy club girls" and injecting mysef into a conversation with a guy trying to hit on a girl and giving him pointers infront of her. Which turned out really well and got her asking me to add her on facebook.
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