| Below is a 1-on-1 set i did last night...
Me: * Sees a SHB turning down 2 guys just now and is up for the challenge *
Me: Man... You know how to look tough!
She: *says nothing*
Me: Can’t I hire you as my bodyguard?...
She: Well... No!....
Me: I pay really bad...
She: *says nothing*
Me: And there are no extra benefits as well...
She: It’s not for me anyway...
Me: But... It is a really easy job...
She: *says nothing*
Me: Alll you have to do is… keep women at a safe distance from me at all times
She: Yeah sure... Do you believe this stuff yourself?
Me: And when I want to go to the bar... then you have to make a path for me to the bar... so nobody is in my way... and my drink should also be ready for me at the bar…
She: Haha… You must be joking... (*side note: I got “haha” here, so this is where I kind of hooked in after plowing through*)
Me: Man… You are really a tough one... You should come with me to Dubai...
She: *says nothing*
Me: You are perfect for Dubai...
She: *says nothing*
Me: In Dubai they all have a bodyguard... (* this is the beginning of a routine of mine which was not finished, because her next answer gave me the chance to go in a different thread *)
She: I have been in Dubai too...
Me: What the hell did YOU do in Dubai?.. I hope you didn’t do any bad girl stuff over there, did you?...
She: Bad girl stuff?
Me: Yeah... Everybody knows what bad girls do in Dubai... Hell... I lived there for 3 years!
She: Well I’m not that bad...
Me: So what did you do there?... Work related? Or holiday?
She: Just a holiday...
Me: OK... To which clubs did you go?..
She: I just relaxed in the hotel and I shopped a bit in the malls
Me: Oh... in which hotel were you?..
She: I don’t know the name any more...
Me: Man... This is weird... Have you actually really been there?..
She: Yes... But I don’t like to tell... it’s like I’m bragging...
Me: Why?
She: Well it’s that big hotel... The 7 star hotel... What’s the name... Burj Al Arab *pronounced wrong*
Me: OK Burj al Arab *pronounced right*... With your own little lift in your hotel room...
She: Yes...
Me: And you were just in the hotel?
She: Yes... And like I told you… I shopped...
Me: Those kids of Arab tourists in the malls and hotels are annoying, aren’t they? They run around through everything… as if they were not raised properly...
She: Yes very annoying!
Me: When were you there?
She: In July...
Me: Man.. What a choice... In July it’s 50 degrees Celsius!.. In that month everybody leaves Dubai...
She: Well... I am used to the heat...
Me: So where do you reside normally... because you say you are used to the heat?
She: I travel a lot...
Me: For your work or something?
She: Well ... I used to study tourism actually...
Me: Your answers are so weird!...
She: Why?
Me: Bad girl...
She: haha
Me: I know something, bad girl... lets find out who is the “baddest”... you or me…
She: How?
Me: You have to lie 5 times and then you win. But if you tell the truth once, then i win...
She: OK
Me: What’s at stake?... A drink?...
She: OK
Me: OK... so 5 questions... First question is easy... to get into it... What color is my shirt...?
She: Blue...
Me: OK good start
Me: Are you a girl?...
She: No...
Me: Oh my god... So I am talking to a boy... Am I a boy as well?
She: No...
Me: Haha... I am beginning to feel uncomfortable with you... * i pretend to be getting nervous and i dont know what to say and that i am hiding behind a smile as if I’m totally AFC*
Me: Shit... uhm... don’t get me off track like that... now i lost it... how many questions did i already ask you? (*side note: its important to say “already”, so the answer doesn’t include this 4th question as well*)
She: 4.... uh... no... 3!
Ik: Haha... I got you!... You told me the truth!
She: No way!
Me: Yes you did... You said 3 and it were 3 questions.
She: No I said 4
Me: No you said “4 uhm no 3!”... That is the truth, you can’t deny...
She: I said 4
Me: You are trying to be cunning... But I was supposed to ask you 5 questions and not 4... You have played this game before didn’t you?
She: No I didn’t!
Me: OK, well then i got you as well on the 5th question!... You just told me the truth...
She: No I lied... Because I did play it before…
Me: Man I thought you were cool, but you are the type that tires me out…
She: Yes I am...
Me: I am so happy I didn’t raise you... I’d probably be bald or grey within a week...
She: haha
Me: Respect for you parents... they must have had a really hard time... coping with you all the time...
She: Yes thank you
Me: You know what… you and me… we are too similar… we would never get along… You wouldn’t take my shit… And I wouldn’t take your shit…
Me: * I turn away a bit*
She: Where are you from? * she initiates convo while i turned away, so a sure IOI *
Me: Amsterdam
She: Which neighbourhood? *IOI 2*
Me: Why do you want to know?
She: Never mind...
Me: “MY REAL NEIGHBOURHOOD XYZ”... What’s yours?
She: Down town
Me: It’s OK, but hard to park overthere...
She: I have my own garage...
Me: Good for you little princess...
Me: * I turn away a bit *
She: * She initiates convo again* Whats your name? *IOI 3*
Me: SKY
She: dkfgjndkgjn
Me: I dont hear you... Spell it for me...
She: A-B-C-D
Me: Ah ok!.. Abcd… Nice to meet you...
Me: I just dont know much about you yet...
She: Thats right...
Me: I know a fun way to find out...
She: What is it...
Me: Ok its also a kind of game... but you have to be creative and have imagination... or it wont work... Do you have imagination?
She: Yes sure...
Ik/She: [CUBE routine with 5-7 questions]
Me: And the personality of the horse... is the personality of your ideal lover... so he should have endurance! *because that’s what the personality of her horse was according to her*
She: Yes!
Me: If anybody else would have said endurance I would have probably interpreted it as something sexual, but with you its obvious that is has something to do with enduring your tough personality! Haha
She: haha....fuck you...
Me: I think your parents would be so happy when you would have finally found your victim that will take over part of their burden...
Me: What a job...
She: haha… you asshole…
Me: Do you actually have things to compensate?... Can you cook?
She: Listen... I don’t have to proof to you if i can cook!
Me: Well can you or cant you?...
She: Well by coincidence... I can.
Me: Well then I give you 1 star...
She: ?
Me: Yes 1 out of 5 already... Still 4 to go...
She: Don’t come to me with that star bullshit...
Me: Hey watch out little girl... I can take stars away as well!
She: Haha OK funny... I’ll give it the benefit of the doubt...
Me: Anyway the cooking part was just a joke... but what i really like is women who like to excercise... because I excercise a lot my self, that’s very important to me.. Do you practice sports?
She: Well... I run every day...
Me: Cool... you’re serious?... I do too!... You do it in the morning as well?
She: Yes...
Me: Wow me too... I was still looking for a new running buddy... Lets run together in the park?
She: Wow.... this is going too fast man! I don’t like that
Me: Oh really? We’re just having fun...
She: Yes… just be honest to me... You just want to see me again right?
Me: Yes... how else can we run together... WITHOUT seeing each other again?
She: You just want to see me again outside of the club… Just be honest!
Me: I am honest... are you afraid of new people or something?...
She: No... but I won’t do that with you... *walks away*
*15 minutes later I pass by her*
Me: * I pull her towards me*
Me: * I grab my phone and type in her face: First name = “my little sister [HER NAME] and run buddy”.... Last name= “I am gay and I will bring Chantal as well, so type in your number” *
Me: * I give her my phone to punch in her number *
She: Haha... You are not gay!...
Me: I am... * I try to hand over the phone one more time *
She: Liar...
She: Ok let me give you a riddle... if you are smart... you will have my number...
Me: Ok hit me
She: 012345678x
She: guess the “x”
Me: Oh... Normally i am very good at guessing numbers between 1 and 10... but is it a number that most people would guess?
She: Why?
Me: Well... Its kind of like a magic trick.. most people would say 7...
She: No, it’s a 9....
Me: Ok... thanks... but really... you should tell me all the numbers one more time... because now I still remember the last 9, but I forgot the rest...
She: Too late... What a shame... You should have paid more attention... Bye... *walks away*
Me: *looks at her walking away and doesnt want to lower his value to go after her*
So basically i fucked up. I might have plowed through in the end by doing things a bit different. But I already came back to her once and I didn’t want to lower my value even more after that. Plus I already felt like I was too much of a “try-hard” for rapport all the time with her anyway.
Guys how could I have done better...? Lets discuss
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