I Found out about MM three years ago, in 2005 and tested out a few routines and negs with chicks I knew...First thing I ever did with a girl didnt happen till I turned 18 and the year was 2008 all thanks to MM...I Got to first base with a chick who I worked with and she had a fiance over in an unmentionable state and let me just say it was FUN! ...Never did a cold approach until the mid-quarter of this year...

Field Report Number 1...

Wednesday, March 12th 08

Me, my brother and my boy, King are the only ones who know about the method in our social circle...We met up with two other of our boys and went clubbin...It was college night, and spring break week for us...This was the first sarge all three of us had experienced and it was a fun night...

We reached there around ten thirty, and stood their in our group for about an hour, just having a good time, laughing and shit till it got packed...My bro sarged twice and so did King...I was having extreme AA but finally mustered up the courage to approach my first set...I approached five sets all night, remember it was my first five cold approaches in my life so I was just using openers and throwing negs in for reactions that would help me in my future approaches...You know just the usual begginer stuff..

What I knew- I opened all 5 sets over my shoulders- body language and threw the FTC in...Threw a Neg in after to test it..Now that Im writing this, I totally forgot about doing kino right from the getgo but ill incorporate that in my next sets...

Bakery Opener: (This was a real opener that I created from my experience...In other words, this actually happened) Hey Let me get your guys' opinion on something...I can only stay for a few seconds cuz I have to get back to my friends (body rock) but I work in abakery and this guy wanted me to write "Bite Me" on a cake...So I wrote it and when I was handin the cake to him I glanced at his nails and they were black..Do you think thats gay? *Response* Yeah my friends were arguing saying he was gay.

Negs: Hey I like your eyes, espeically your left one...
Aww how cute, ur nose wiggles when you talk

First Set- 2set...They were at the corner of the bar and I just said Fuck it and approached em with my Bakery Opener...One chick was responsive and the other's BL was closed...After the Bakery opener I threw the eyes neg at the responsive chick...I think I should have thrown it to the unresponsive chick...Maybe...then I didnt have a routine stack so said okay I gotta get back to my friends now...

Second Set- 1set...Hb7.5ish...She was sittin alone at a table in the corner of the dancefloor so I opened over shoulder with the Bakery opener and she laughed and the "bite me" part...Then I eye-negged her and she laughed then I left the set...

Third Set- 2set...Opened over shoulder with Bakery opener...Negged one HB7 on the left with the nose wiggles neg and she laughed and her friend asked me what I said But since I didnt go through her hoop, HB7 answerd her question with my neg...Lol

Fourth Set- 1Set...HB6- Now normally I wouldnt escalate with a HB6 unless shes real fine but this one wasnt But I just approached anyway...Every chick needs attention no matter how cute they are...But HB6 had her BL turned off and I dont think I negged her...I ran the Bakery opener, she dropped her lighter

HB6: Can you get that for me? (Lookin away after she asked)
GeN- What am I, your slave? (with a smile)
HB6; No its okay I got it..
But I picked it up for her anyway since it was near me...anyone think I shouldnt have?

Fifth Set- 2set- Same ordeal, just ran the opener and threw in a neg then left the set...

What I Learned:
-Trying to remember everything word for word of what to say in set is hard...Like I forgot to add the FTC for one set till about 2 mins in and idk like its a lot harder than it seems to say what you want to say in set...at least for me for now...
-Definitely make a routine stack to help me stay in sets longer and eventually build attraction...
-Im gonna start leadin them in with the opener...for example-..I saw the craziest shit at work today...Go into Bakery opener...
-KINO!!!

Friday, March 28th 08

Well, Me, my brother and King went to the Mall to sarge and it didn’t go to well. There were a lot of cute sets around, but we did not know if they were underage or not and AA was extremely high. We just walked around having a good time, then as we started heading to our car in the parking lot, I saw a 2set and said fuck it. I wanted to try a new opener out. Let me just be the first to say...It does not work! Lol

Two set walking in front of us
Me: hey I gotta tell you guys something *Pause*
They kept walking but turned their heads around like they were interested.
Me: I have to take a shit!

LOL...Needless to say they just kept walking and me, my bro and King died of laughter. But seriously if someone has AA, just use this opener. It will make things seem funny to you and it will help you open sets easier.

Sixth Sarge
Sunday, April 27th 2008

Its extremely hard for me to sarge because my days are packed and to top it off I have really really bad AA But i work with wat I have...
I work at a grocery store and KING picked me up from work around 8PM...I was still in my work clothes when we went to 7/11 to pick some stuff up and meet my friend. So we were just chillin directly in front of the store on top of the hood of his car when a gorgeous white HB9 walked out of the store.

She was really really cute wearing all blue and a hat I think. She walked to the trash can threw something out then walked past us about three feet or so, maybe less and with the 3 second rule in mind, I opened her with the Bakery Opener, FTC included. She walked directly in front of us and responded but I wasnt paying attention, just focused on getting my lines out there so it becomes easier as I progress. All three of us discussed it a bit then I negged her on her nose (Aww how cute, your nose wiggles when you talk). Unfortunately, a car pulled up with a loud ass engine so she did not hear me so I repeated it a second, and a third time too. I didnt really see her reaction because at that time I felt a nudge on my arm. I looked over and it was my friend so I gave him a handshake then said thanks to HB9.

What I Learned: Its a good thing KING was with me when I opened HB9 because he pointed some things out to me. I was not paying attention at all to what she was wearing or her responses. KING pointed this out to me after so Im going to start payin attention haha...and he also said I had good BL because I was talking to HB9 when my friend showed up and nudged me and I just completely stopped talkin to her, turned my whole neck around and ignored my target and talked to my friend. I think this is good because it shows social proof, and it shows bros come before hoes for me... I incorporated kino (a high five for her response) in my Bakery Opener but I totally forgot about it yesterday, so I defintely have to remember to do it for my next sarge.

keep it coming, i like it, always give teh man his props for approaching with AA.

props man!

i'm going to start approaching!, i was going to wait to memorize(first i have to find a good universal one) a DHV story, but now i'm like fcuk it, i'll just open to ease the AA i have

ur jornal moviated me,

Mather420: Lol your name wants me to tell you I had a great 420 But getting back on topic yeah Fuck AA...Its what stops most guys from approaching because they clamp up and eventually are too frightened to approach. My advice, Abide by the 3 Second Rule..It works wonders..You see an approachable set, sarge em. JUST DO IT! Dont even think about walkin up to them or what youre gonna say, just fuckin do it. Memorize an opener and try it out, then start stacking. For me as long as I do my first real approach of the day, Im good after that because the momentum, confidence, and excitement just builds up and makes you into a monster! Ask KING and if you can, sarge with your friends near you so they can tell you what youre doing wrong and how to improve, but make sure they know about MM.

Seventh and Eight Sarge
Monday, April 28th 2008

Between KING and I, today we each sarged twice. We went to a community college today, LCCC for anyone around allentown, from 10AM till 3PM that we both go to. He had class, I went with him so we could sarge. We went to his classes, then played a game of pool (which I kicked his ass in lol), then started to sarge. I could have sarged earlier, but AA was high and its easier for me to sarge with my friends around so I waited for KING to get out of his classes.

We went into the library building of the school with sarging intentions and at the entrance, we saw a HB7ish on the computer, so we went to the bathroom first, I told him if you dont do it I will so he agreed.

KING's First Set: 1Set...He walked up to a HB7.5 and ran his Flower Opener. He field tested it twice so far, and got good results. Ill post it up soon because I dont remember how it went lol. The only thing I critiqued him on was he was leaning in when he apprached her, but you live and learn. After the Flower Opener, he ejected.

My First Set: 2Set...I had extreme AA but since I opened that HB9 yesterday, I was extremely confident and eager to open my first set after KING did. I apprached a 2set in the library. One was a HB5, maybe 6 and the other was unratable, for me at least. I ran the Bakery Opener and got their response, and ejected. The only thing was when I started talking my voice was really shaky and Im sure they could hear it. Anyone have any suggestions for this?

My Second Set- 1Set...Me and KING were walking around the library, I showed him an interesting book I read while he was in class. It was about three different real life stories about people's addiction to coke, crack, and heroine respectively. It was horrible, but anyway KING looked to his left and saw a pony tail sticking out from one of the tables that had borders around each seat. I told him to go approach but he didnt so I did. This set went well for me. I actually rememberd to incorporate the KINO part in my opener, but totally forgot to Neg her lol. She was smiling during the sarge and the only thing KING told me to do was talk slower in my next sarges.

She was a HB6.5, maybe 7. Aware of my Body Language, I approached her with the Bakery Opener.

GeNeRaL: *FTC* I work in a bakery, and as I was handing a cake back to a customer, I noticed his nails were all painted black (Pointed to my own nails as I said this part, and she was looking at them). Do you think thats gay?
HB7: I dont know.
GeNeRaL: What do you mean you dont know? Its a simple yes or no question.
HB7: It depends, was he a goth?
GeNeRaL: No, he had a business suit on and his hair was up in spikes
HB: 7 Oh I thought he was gothic, or Emo but I dont even know what Emo is.
GeNeRaL: *with cockiness* Im Emo.

-Let me just tell you, I AM NOT EMO-

HB7: looked around the border to check me out and I called her out on this.
GeNeRaL: Woah, whyre you checking me out?
HB7: *Laughing* Im not checking you out.
GeNeRaL: Yeah right, so back to my question do you think thats gay?
HB7: Yeah
GeNeRaL: Great, High five. *High Fives HB7*

-She looked confused lol but still responded to the high five.

GeNeRaL: My friend thought he was not gay, but I thought he was gay and you agreed with me. Alright thanks, bye.
HB7: Bye.

KING's Second Set: 1Set...We went to the cafeteria and we saw an older chick sitting on a seat so KING approached her. Right as he got to her, she got up. I guess she wanted to go somewhere. But he was right in front of her so he ran the Flower Opener. Its something along the lines of

KING: My friend met this girl and they went out on the first date. He picked her up and when she got in the car, she had a whole bouquet of flowers for him. Do you think its weird giving flowers on the first date?
Her: No I dont think its weird, I expect guys to give me flowers.
KING: You see girls always expect things out of guys.
Her: laughed and said something I think. Then KING ejected.

-Funny thing is, She sat down after KING ejected. Lol I guess she forget she needed to go somewhere haha...

My confidence is slowly growing and so far I have 8 sarges under my belt. My goal by the end of the summer is to have at least 500 sets under my belt. It gives me four months to practiceso well see what happens.

What I Learned: Speak slower, start Sarging alone, and start stacking so I can actually stay in set long enough to build Attraction. Also, I should probably try really hard not to forget to Neg and Kino (test it out) in my first set of the day so Im on a roll for my next ones.

glad u had a great 420, i had to work and couldn't 420 bcuz i feel asleep of tiredness LOL

anyways, for the shakyness in ur voice, take deep breathe and hold it until u cannot hold it any longer and then when u release u will feel much more relaxed and then immedatedly go into set. i took a speech class and i had to go in front of the class to present, and i taking deep breathe really help espically when i hold it in until i can't hold it no more. and my professor told me to speak slower also, so its all anxiety

i really like reading ur journals, its funny and moivatational

Mather420: Good advice...Ive been using that ever since you mentioned it. Anytime I feel AA, everything starts tightening up and closing in on me, so what do I do? Take a deep ass breath and just let it out. It works!

Thursday, May 1st 2008

Me and King were at LCCC (college campus with some cute, some gorgeous, and some stunning chicks ) this morning with the intentions to sarge. Now yesterday, Wednesday night, after King and I bonded (no homo but he knows what I mean ), he came up with a good opener where you ask a chick to give you something. You can use this anytime, anywhere. It does not lead anywhere, yet but for now We both use it for Approach Anxiety. Even if chicks reject you its going to be in the form of “No I don’t”. Wow that really hurts. This opener will not get you rejected because you’re going to ask her for something and she is either going to say Yes or No. Since this opener is used to get rid of AA as much as possible, a false time constraint will not be needed so just use it a few times till you feel good about sarging...Some of You know the feeling and it is fucking good!
It is field tested and works wonders...Take a guess right now, what do most HBs carry in their purses, something you can ask her to give you?


Hint: Something you chew on...


Gum Opener, Credit: King

You: *Open with good BL and say*: Hey I gotta ask you something.
HB: *Response* If you opened her with good body language, she usually says yeah?
You: Its really important so I need an honest answer.
HB: *Response*
You: Do you have a piece of gum?

She Laughs, then Two things happen here...She either says Yes or she says No

HB: Yeah sure.. *Hands you the gum*
You: Thanks. You get a high five for that! *Go for the high five, chicks always meet you half way so don’t even think about it, JUST DO IT.

HB: No I don’t, sorry..
You: Aww, Youre killing me here
HB: *Usually laughs*

Im not counting these in my newbie mission so I still have 8 real sarges, but it tremendously helped me gain confidence today and after all, competence breeds confidence so just keep going at it.

I opened 6 sets today with the Gum Opener and King opened 3. These sets were responsive to the opener and it was an easy way to get rid of AA because the sooner you’re in the set, the sooner you’re out. At the end of the day, I had two pieces of gum and King had 1. I also opened 2 more sets, but was horrifically rejected, but guess what? It didn’t hurt and Im still alive...


GeNeRaL: Hey I gotta ask you something.
HB7.5: *KEPT WALKING*
GeNeRaL: *As Loud as I Could* DENIED!

Lol me and King were just laughing...

GeNeRaL: Hey...*Pause* You Look Cute
UG: *KEPT WALKING
GeNeRaL: (As Loud as I could) DENIED

Best Set of the Day: So I completely broke the rules. Mystery asked his students in his VH1 Show, "Do you know how I open HBs walking towards me?"
Then he imitated it and just kept walking. Basically he doesn’t open sets that are walking towards him. I was walking up a hill to go to the library at the campus and this cute HB7 was walking towards me, so what do I do? Of course, like the little bad boy I am, I open her. As I opened her with the Gum opener, I kept walking but talking over my shoulder (Good Body language). Then I stopped and she stopped.

GeNeRaL: (Good BL) Gum Opener
HB7: Yeah its in my purse. *Looks through her purses, then sets it on the floor and keeps digging* Its in here somewhere, I just have a lot of shit.
GeNeRaL: Yeah, I was thinking about that. Girls are lucky they can carry purses but if a guy carries a man bag, he is a homo. Its a lot more convenient though because we always have so much shit in our pockets.
HB7: Yeah I think you should do that, . I saw an episode on Seinfeld and they carried one. I have Extra, is that ok?
GeNeRaL: Yeah I don’t give a shit.
HB7: *Hands gum to me, but is still kneeling on the floor*
GeNeRaL: Thanks! You get a high five for that. *High fives HB7*
*I start to walk away, and so does she but before she turns she says*:
HB7: I like your braces. (IOI)
GeNeRaL: Oh thanks...*walked away*

My first real IOI from a cold approach. I wasn’t really thinking about what she said till I was about 10 feet away from her when it hit me. That was an IOI. Why else would she compliment me on something if she wasn’t a little attracted? What I regret now is not getting her number. I was really confident and pretty sure I could have gotten it, and if not at least I'll know when to ask, although Im pretty sure Mystery said wait till you’re like 25 mins in the set.

What I Learned: DEFINITELY USE GUM OPENER ON MY FIRST FEW SETS OF THE DAY. It eliminates AA and breeds confidence. Definitely learn to stack.

My next goal is to experiment with a Camping opener. My friends and I are going old school camping this summer so that is where I got the idea from. Its something along the lines of "We cant decide whether to go old school camping or rent a cabin. what do you think is better?" And my other goal is to incorporate the 5 Questions game after my opener so at least I have something else to add on to my arsenal.

Finally, if you even think you cant use this opener on a HB because of AA, ask yourself this... How hard is it to ask someone for a piece of gum?

First of all, Hey, great job so far and good luck in your future endevors, byt going out there and opening a lot of people you are really taking those first few steps that most people cant take to turn you into a great PUA. Your openers sound pretty good, so well done with those, keep it up.

What I've noticed so far is that you REALLY need to work out a few DHV stories to chain onto the end of your openers. If you eject right after an opener, you are giving up a beautiful oppourtunity, regardless of how well you have been received by the set.
Spend a night out with your wing working out some DHV stories, preferably ones that flip attraction switches, and work out ways you can tack them onto the end of openers. It doesnt have to be a graceful switch from story to story, just anything to get conversation going.

If you can get 3 solid stories worked out, you can open a set with whatever you like, throw any DHV on the end, another after that, and by that time you should be comfortable enough in with the set to start asking questions and going from there.

Here, take this example:
That sounds, indeed, like a massive IOI. Even if you didnt notice, if she's opened receptivley, DONT EJECT! If you dont have any material lined up for after your opener, or any stories in the can, go off the top of your head! Worst case scenario: you loose the set, you gain more experience in pua than you would have otherwise: Best case scenario; you close it.

No matter what, it gives you the oppourtunity to improve, a CHANCE to close (You dont seem to be aiming for any kind of close at all at the moment. no matter how bad your material after the opener is, if you just go with it there's still a possiblity of getting a number or two, which does wonders for confidence).

It takes a lot of practice to be good at spontaneously coming up with stories and interesting conversation without any canned material, so try and get a few stories down before your next sarge.

If you cant work out how to tell them after the opener, just say somehting like "Hey, you remind me of this girl I used to date...*story", "Man, It's so crowded in here, it's like this time *story*".

Work somehting out, it's generally easier than you think, but the best way to do it is to get stuck into a few sets and, on the fly, work out ways to stick them in there. If you are good with words, you might find yourself slinging openers and stories together easily, and much more naturally than if you had planned it.

Naturally, the more stories you have, the easier this is.

As I said, try to work on DHV Stories rather than openers, but this could work too. As for the opener, just try it in a few sets, say it differently a few times and guage the reactions; it's the best way to refine an opener.

The 5 questions game is great, I'd definatley suggest learning it, but it might not be at it's full potential right after an opener. Still, experiment and see what works for you.

Again, keep up the good work, I wish you the best of luck.

Good game to you.

Thanks for the good advice Orann, Ive made up a stripper ex story for the pre-selection switch. Tried it out Wed night and it worked wonders...Lemme tell you how it went.

Ninth and Tenth Sarge
Wednesday, May 14th 2008

First of all, FUCK MONTANA WEST (Club)...Lol they wouldn’t let me in because I wasn’t wearing a collared shirt. So we had to drive to Wal-Mart (Yeah, I said Wal-Mart), bought a nice looking collared shirt then went to MW...Yeah its been a while since I sarged, but my situation is hard. My bro and Kings is the same but we try to sarge whenever we can...Anyway we went to Montana West on Wednesday night, 18 to get in and 21 to drink. All I have to say is we had a blast.

We had SOOO much Social Proof in that club, it was unbelievable. Some of King's friends showed up, a few hot girls, and a few girls who before fucking, you would need an insane amount of alcohol to drink. Lol but yeah we were receiving SOOO many IOIs, SOOO many Approach Invitations, and finally, SOOO much Proximity all around us. Unfortunately we did not open too much but needless to say, still had a blast. So the three of us were surrounded by like 4 girls and we had sooo many people just coming up to us and talking to us. Sooo many people, like 5 all together came up to us asking for a lighter, and I asked all of them if they had money to use my lighter, got a little conversation going there. Funny thing is, this drunk guy actually paid me a dollar to use my lighter...Haha I love alcoholics This other HB6ish came up to me asked for my lighter, I ran the money line she laughed and used my lighter, then after she gave it back to me, she didn’t leave. She just slightly turned around and was still chillin near our table. Lol Talk about proximity. Then later on, she and a friend came BACK and sat right next to us. Haha I love MM

King used the Gum opener about 2 or 3 times and it was awesome because we had maaad social proof because of him. All his friends (girls) were around us, and we were just all having fun. He opened some pretty cute chicks too, but he knew them so it wasn’t a cold approach. My bro on the other hand didn’t sarge at all. He said he didn’t have AA, but IDK wat was wrong, next time were definitely opening a set for him. Were gonna tell them he’s shy so talk to him just to raise his self-esteem and confidence a bitch.

HB>5 means I rated her lower than a 5...Anyway, I approached her from the back and she looked fine from the back. Her face was okay, but its all good its the sarge that counts...She was alone sitting down at a table, so she didn’t see me approach. I just took a seat and asked her for an opinion on something. She seemed pretty surprise at how I just appeared spontaneously.

First Set: 1Set- HB>5

GeNeRaL: Hey I gotta ask you something...*Camping Opener*
HB>5: She said either Old school or rent a log cabin, I don’t remember Haha...
GeNeRaL: *High Fived her for something* OMG you look exactly like my ex, she was a stripper...*DHV- Pre-selection Story*
HB>5: *Touching her hair and laughing* She said something, I don’t remember, Lol I gotta start paying more attention...
GeNeRaL: Yeah, but I gotta go right now but before I do, I wanna show you something she taught me. Hold out your hands.
HB>5: *Holds out hands, palms facing Up. (IOI)
GeNeRaL: *I ran the Masturbating in the Shower routine*
HB>5: *Laughed really loud*
GeNeRaL: *Ejected*

Once I approached, the AA went away, and it was easy as hell. Only the first few seconds while approaching AA kicks in, but the 3 Second Rule is Handy...Learn it, Abide by it, Master it.

After HB>5, I went back to my bro and King and about a few mins later, HB>5 got up from her table, and sat directly next to our table. Proximity again. But anyway She asked for a lighter, I used the money line, then said OMG Im gonna adopt you as my sister. LMFAOO...Wrong thing to say.. I gotta start paying more attention to what they and I say because earlier I was like you look just like my ex. Haha she called me out on that one. Then I asked her if she was single, she said yeah and as I pointed out a guy sitting in front of her, I said I found the perfect guy for you. She said he looked like a dork. Lol I told her he’s perfect for you and she was like no he’s not. Then I was like you wanna fight about this? Lets take it outside. Haha the unexpected happened. She actually got up Haha, and talked louder then usual telling my friends I wanted to fight her. She was wild and rowdy, Fuck girls like that Lol...yeah Eventually her friends met up with her and I was happy because she left. Anyway, I got an IOI from one of King's friends, HB7.5...She kino'd me and asked me what was up with that girl. Lol I just told her to help me handle her.

Second Set: 2Set- HB8- Redhead and HB6..They were near the dance floor so they couldn’t really hear anything I said

GeNeRaL: I gotta ask you something, its only gonna take a few mins cuz I gotta get back to my friends.
HB8: Huh? (She couldn’t hear I guess)
GeNeRaL: Repeated it, and said the Camping Opener
HB8: Camping? No sorry
*Lol, Im like WTF? That doesn’t even make sense. Lol, I think she thought I asked her if she wanted to come camping with me, Haha*
GeNeRaL: K thanks, Aww how cute your nose wiggles when you talk.
*Ejected*

Now as I said this neg, I turned away and started walking but I saw HB8 look at HB6 and started laughing. My bro and King also told me HB8 touched her hair wen she was talking to me, and cracked up after I negged her. My confidence was booming, but I only did two sarges this night. Im on a total of 10 sarges which is good for me.

What I Learned: Stacking is easy, just rehearse your stories, then throw em into a set. Practice makes perfect so Im just gonna keep practicing and sarging...

I forgot to mention, I saw the CUTEST Redhead there at the club. She goes to the same college as I do, and every time I'd see her she'd always smile at me. That is an AI, but I never opened. But OMG she was the most gorgeous chick in the club on Wednesday...I rate her a 10. I think she works at the Walgreens by my house, so eventually Im gonna sarge her and make her my girl. But damn she was FINE!!! I cant wait till I close her... :D:D

hell of a night indeed....we're still in the beginning stages but we are getting there slowly but surely

general, i really enjoy your reports. Im new to the game and although I know this stuff works... I sometimes talk myself out of it and go with the bland afc generic direct approach which Im not advanced enough to really pull off. just seeing how you progressed helps so much man... I can relate to you completely and its helps to see how you build on ur game one step at a time. Keep it up man.
-kevin

Yeah Kevin, I understand what you're going through, yeah its a lot easier to just do it AFC style but at the end of the day, what do you learn from it? The next time you sarge keep this in mind. Would you rather get better two weeks from now, or two years from now?

Saturday, May 24th 2008

Im not counting this as an actual sarge because I didnt really use textbook game...

So Im up in Canada right now using my sister's laptop. Yesterday (Saturday), the family and I went to Young Street (the longest street in the world I was told) and they went shopping and my brother and I tried out street sarging. My brother didnt really sarge because of too much AA. I tried pushing him a lot and even opened a set up for him but the AA was in control. Its all good though, he'll do it eventually...He better!

First Sarge: HB8 w/ Sunglasses on walking towards us
GeNeRaL: Hey I gotta ask you something...
HB8: *Says nothing and keeps walking.

Haha yeah I got rejected AND denied at the same time. It happens, but you know what? Im still alive. Yeah it hurt a little, but my brother started laughin about it which made me start to laugh about it. Its all good, if you get rejected, laugh it off. This was my first set of the day too, and I got rejected. This made the rest of my day a lot better because the worse that could happen already happened.

Second Sarge: HB7 was handing out flyers, I grabbed one, read it over, handed it back to her and said...
GeNeRaL: Hey Im handing out flyers for this concert, you should really come.
HB7: *Laughing* No way Im handing them out too.
GeNeRaL: Lol, yeah Im not even from town.
HB7: Where are you from?
GeNeRaL: Pennsylvania
HB7: Oh Ive been to Gettysburg.
GeNeRaL: Yeah, Im from Allentown, PA. I could only stay a few mins because Im with my family, they're here somewhere and I gotta catch up with them. Anyway, I just bought this camera, well its not really new, but I was wondering if I could get a picture.
HB7: *Laughing* Noo, I dont like taking pictures! (She thought I wanted a picture of her...Haha Yeah right! )
GeNeRaL: No not of you silly, of me.
HB7: Oh. *Takes picture then hands back camera*
GeNeRaL: *Looks at picture then shakes head* Noo, this is a terrible picture. You know what, I think we can do better. Come here. *Puts arm around HB7 and takes picture.
GeNeRaL: *Looks at the picture again then shakes head* I think we can do better, this isnt sexy enough.
HB7: *Laughing* Dont you have to get back with your family?
GeNeRaL: Yeah theyre around here somewhere.
GeNeRaL: *Ejected*

I didnt use the Photo Routine word 4 word, but Credit: Eekangorf...Thanks for that routine, Im loving it and abusing it...

Third Sarge: One HB7, One HB5- Both Chineseish

I kept bugging my brother to Sarge, but he didnt because of AA. So I told him the next set that walks by, Im opening them for you. Me and my brother were just sitting and a lucky two set walks by...

GeNeRaL: Hey guys, my brother here is shy, just say something to him. Even a hi will do.

They kept walking but were Laughing a lot...And my brother also walked away from embarassment...

What I Learned: I LOVE the Photo Routine.

Todays my last day here, and were going out again, so hopefully I can get some good sarging opportunities. Until Next time guys...

P.S. IM FIENDING A LUCY SOOO BAAAD, BUT I CANT SMOKE ONE CUZ IM WITH MY FAMILY!!! Lol...

Eleventh Sarge
Sunday, May 25th 2008

We went to the mall, just got back a few mins ago. I sarged a two set.

2et: HB8 (Indian) and HB6 walking towards us

GeNeRaL: Hey I gotta ask you something...
HB8: What?
GeNeRaL: Camping Opener + FTC Included
HB8: I would go Old school camping.
HB6: Yeah me too, Ive been camping so many times, its fun.
GeNeRaL: *Negged HB8* Yeah its our first time going next weekend. Yeah Idk if we should go old school camping because all the bugs would ruin our trip.
HB8: So what, youre guys, you can handle it.
GeNeRaL: Yeah I guess, *Photo Routine*
HB8: No I dont want a picture.
GeNeRaL: Not of you silly, of me.
HB8: Where you from?
GeNeRaL: Im from the states.
*HB8 took my picture, I said it was terrible and made HB6 take a picture of HB8 and I*
HB8: Lemme see *Grabs my camera*
GeNeRaL: Hey hands off, I get to see first. *I saw the picture, it was good then I gave it to her to see. Stupid HB8 deleted it * Lol
GeNeRaL: Okay since you deleted our picture, I gotta take one with your friend. *HB8 Takes a picture of HB6 and I*
GeNeRaL: *Ejected*

Of course we did some fluff talk, I dont remember what it was but we did. I noticed HB6 touching her hair while she was talking to me, she is below in the picture...

im new to this and im wondering wat ftc is.
also i like to read about sarges and learning from people.
anyways i found this guy who does like a diary over the internet, his name is roxis and i've followed his blog since the begining and his pretty cool. if you want to read his blog just go to this link.
http://roxispua.blogspot.com/2007_09_01_archive.html
i've learned alot from him.