So, you’ve pea cocked and ready to go sarging on your own coz your friends are shit at girls or you don’t have friends at all like me. I’m a writer so friends can pretty much lick my nuts if they think I’m going to have time for stupid movies and aimless hanging out at the mall when I could be enjoying tongue-tennis with an HB showing her my screenplays and scribbles.

If you live in a big city, there’s PUAs and AMOGs in almost every bar and club. Some of them will AMOG you straight-up and send you home alone with your dick between your legs.

I’ve used this countless times with success at # and kiss-closing:

Use AFCs as your props. They gravitate towards any AMOG who can move through the world not giving a shit what people think

DHV by introducing yourself and the AFC to war pig sets that you’re not interested in.

Move on to HB sets on your own, you can always fall back on AFC with trickier sets by using time constraint or pose a paradox to HBs: “he’s the body and I’m the brain. What attracts you to a guy?”

Using AFCs you’ve just met as wings will DLV – they pass compliance tests and fail shit tests. Use AFCs when you want to talk about your ability to “just click with strangers…like that guy there. He’s the only guy who’s ever disagreed with me about women’s tattoos blah blah blah”

Do not bother AFC about negging, sarging, DHV ... get on with the night

BE CAREFUL – AFC might be PUA having a nasty case of AA on that one night. Let him loose and he’ll AMOG you.

Get the AFC’s number – you could teach him a thing or two. Or you could do with a RAFC as your wing

MOST IMPORTANT – you’re sarging with the objective to f, kiss or #-close.

I keep a text in my phone from months ago - an AFC I met in a bar who I did all the above with and opened a 4-set, isolated the HB7. I saw Billy-no-mates stagger out of the bar at 2am looking for weed. By lunch following day, I’m playing with HB7 on my Nintendo wii … he sends me a text:

“Wts up man did u get the girl last nite. I didn’t find the stuff”