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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 2:12 am 
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Her: do you know what time the library closes tonight?
(The library on my college campus)

Me: hmm i think maybe 1

Me: why....are you asking me on a date?

Her: haha, thanks

Her: no, unless you want to go on a date to the library?

Her: lol

Her: i needed to print
something, and i wouldn't have time until later

Me: oh so where do you want to take me on our date?

Her: haha

Her: obviously mass
(Ash wed went by and we talked about it the day before)

Me: ugh women these days have no sense of adventure

Her: haha

ME: some people are even terrified of jay walking!
(I have teased her when i met her because she truly is terrified)

Me : i mean come on now

Her : haha shut up

Her: you know that
you love that you met me

ME: oh are we talkin about you again? attention whore

Her: haha

Her: are you working tonight or something?

Me: nope

Her: How bout you call me this weekend about that date instead


So guys please give me some feedback/criticism/thoughts
it all helps me learn and better myself


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PostPosted: Tue Feb 27, 2007 6:17 pm 
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I like this... it sounds so smooth.
No comments, just think its good... cocky funny... teasing...
interesting... different...

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 Post subject: best way to seduce woman
PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:15 am 
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thanks alot i appreciate hearing other peoples input
you never know when your just over valuing your words and actions in your mind

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PostPosted: Wed Feb 28, 2007 1:54 am 
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I do more than internet conversations I just found those to particularly interesting I dont want anyone confuse me for someone that hides behind his screen.

This is a different girl from conversation above.

Her: and exactly what do youuuuuu do

Auto Response from Me: Doin what i do

Me: wouldnt you like to know

Her : i do thats why i asked

Me : what i do is to personal to talk about over the internet
Me: if u really want to know your not goin about it the right way

Her: fine be a meanie

Me: i dont try to be mean
Me: your just not willing to put in the effort needed to get what you want
Me: no big deal
Me: so lets stop worrying about what it is that i do cause i have a much more important question for ya

Her: and that is

Me: hows my girl doin today?

Her: i am doing better thaaaaaanks .. how are u doin?

Me: better now that i dont have to worry about your emotional well being........*sigh*

Her: haha aww
Her: nuthing really got resolved from yesterday but im in a better mood
Her: i just needed sleep and shake everything off

Me: and to im me of course
Me: you know you were waiting for it all day.....in a childish celebrity-crush sort of way
Me: i dont mind it but dont get any ideas young lady

Her: haha :-X

Me: the fantasies about me in class are a bit to far.......

Her: haha ur crazy

Me: that may be but you know as well as i do that during class you are going to remember this and think of me

Her: haha prob now

Me: and your gonna have a huge smile on your face
Me: then your going to get a little nervous because you people notice you smiling for no reason
Me: i guarentee it

Her: lmao
Her: your the best

Me: ;-) we both know that what i say is the truth
but will you have the nerve to tell me about it after it happens tomorrow?

Her: hmm.. we'll see

Me: u dont even have the nerve to attribute to me the smile that you have on right now because your nervous

Her: hahah

Me: well...

Her: ..........

Me: well i guess im just waisting my time talking to you then

Her: wow
Her: burneddd

Me: what can i say babe
Me: well if you get over that nervousness around me ill be here doin what i do


Thats when she signed off.
I just laughed to myself like whatever i guess i took it a bit to far.

I just came online now and found an email from here saying:
of course what you said was right....i couldnt help but think of you during ever class


i just thought this was an interesting convo to add with the other

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 3:32 am 
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Ok... So I copied a little bit... maybe a lotta bit...
But right after I read about Opal's posts...
I thought about a HB8 that I used to run into...
She IMd me the day before and we spoke for a bit...
For DHV... I talked about my pending job interviews because they are for two really cool jobs... but I was careful not to speak of salaries because I didnt wanna brag...
We then spoke about what she is currently up to in school...
I followed with "Are you passionate about it?"... Got a positive response and conversation so I rewarded her for it... I then spoke about my passion for what I do...

That conversation left off with her about to take a trip to the doctor because she wasn't feeling well...

Right... so where was I...
So after I read Opal's posts... I noticed her online and decided I'd give some of what he did a shot...

(09:26:46 PM) NewYorkSpade: you're thinking about me aren't you?
(09:28:14 PM) NewYorkSpade: dont ask me how... i just know these things
(09:52:59 PM) HB8: your funny
(09:55:27 PM) NewYorkSpade: but im right
(09:55:36 PM) HB8: no
(09:55:36 PM) HB8: lol
(09:55:46 PM) NewYorkSpade: its okay... you dont have to deny it
(09:55:52 PM) HB8: lol
(09:55:53 PM) HB8: your silly
(09:56:00 PM) NewYorkSpade: never mind that... i have a much more important question for you...
(09:56:11 PM) HB8: k
(09:56:16 PM) NewYorkSpade: how you feelin?
(09:56:21 PM) HB8: sick
(09:56:23 PM) HB8: i have strept
(09:56:30 PM) HB8: and i very high temparture before
(09:57:20 PM) NewYorkSpade: im sorry to hear that
(09:57:26 PM) HB8: its ok
(09:57:31 PM) HB8: i feel better than before
(09:58:07 PM) NewYorkSpade: good
(09:59:14 PM) NewYorkSpade: when you get better we can talk about where you are taking me out to
(09:59:21 PM) HB8: lmao
(09:59:25 PM) HB8: taking you out?
(09:59:26 PM) HB8: lol
(10:00:20 PM) NewYorkSpade: dont get any ideas cause i dont put out on the first date
(10:00:25 PM) NewYorkSpade: im not that kinda guy
(10:00:29 PM) HB8: lmao
(10:03:15 PM) NewYorkSpade: :-P
(10:04:20 PM) NewYorkSpade: but im feeling much better now that i dont have to worry about your well being
(10:04:26 PM) HB8: lol
(10:04:27 PM) HB8: im glad
(10:06:30 PM) NewYorkSpade: tomorrow you'll still be sick in bed...
(10:06:36 PM) NewYorkSpade: but you'll think about me and smile
(10:06:37 PM) HB8: ill be at work
(10:06:38 PM) HB8: lol
(10:07:25 PM) NewYorkSpade: they are making you work with strep throat?
(10:07:34 PM) HB8: i guess so
(10:07:40 PM) HB8: he called but he didnt say ill see you tomorrow
(10:08:05 PM) NewYorkSpade: the bastards
(10:08:22 PM) HB8: idk
(10:08:24 PM) HB8: well see
(10:12:07 PM) NewYorkSpade: either way... the smile that comes to your face when you think about me will help you feel better
(10:12:23 PM) HB8: lol
(10:12:42 PM) NewYorkSpade: question is... are you gonna have enough courage to admit it to me?
(10:12:57 PM) NewYorkSpade: instead of making me pry it out of you
(10:13:03 PM) HB8: your silly
(10:13:09 PM) HB8: look i gotta get ready
(10:13:15 PM) HB8: well clean
(10:13:18 PM) HB8: and get ready for bed
(10:13:23 PM) NewYorkSpade: happy dreams
(10:13:28 PM) NewYorkSpade: and no more fantasies about me please
(10:13:33 PM) HB8: lol

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PostPosted: Thu Mar 01, 2007 11:14 pm 
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very nice im glad you liked it and you used it really well.....try to see if you can now get her to admit that she was thinking of you

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So I finally got to resume this conversation with this girl...
I got her to admit to her thinking about me...
I just happened to start talking to her right after I was done reading Impact's post on The Cube
After I got her to admit her thoughts of me... I ran out of shit to talk about... So The Cube game came out... Obviously you arent supposed to run this game online... But I'm at work and so is she... so here it is... Its kinda long... but feedback is appreciated...

(11:15:02 AM) NewYorkSpade: so tell me about how much you thought about me when you were sick
(11:15:11 AM) HB8: twice
(11:15:17 AM) HB8: when you said i would bc you told me ahead of time
(11:15:18 AM) HB8: lol
(11:15:45 AM) NewYorkSpade: don't blame me
(11:15:52 AM) HB8: lol
(11:15:52 AM) NewYorkSpade: you just cant help yourself
(11:15:53 AM) NewYorkSpade: its okay
(11:16:03 AM) HB8: lol
(11:16:39 AM) NewYorkSpade: and you smiled didnt you
(11:16:45 AM) HB8: yup
(11:17:31 AM) NewYorkSpade: we may need to stop talking to each other
(11:17:39 AM) HB8: lol
(11:17:45 AM) NewYorkSpade: girls like you are heartbreakers
(11:17:49 AM) HB8: lol
(11:17:53 AM) HB8: im not a heartbreaker
(11:18:10 AM) NewYorkSpade: uh huh... why am i supposed to believe that?
(11:18:17 AM) HB8: im not
(11:18:20 AM) HB8: lol
(11:19:36 AM) NewYorkSpade: i dont buy it
(11:19:40 AM) HB8: k
(11:19:41 AM) HB8: dont
(11:19:42 AM) HB8: lol
(11:19:57 AM) NewYorkSpade: haha
(11:21:54 AM) NewYorkSpade: so lets play a little game
(11:21:58 AM) HB8: k
(11:22:03 AM) NewYorkSpade: it'll help me get to know you a bit better
(11:22:12 AM) NewYorkSpade: maybe then i wont think your such a player
(11:22:14 AM) HB8: lol
(11:22:15 AM) HB8: ok
(11:22:53 AM) NewYorkSpade: picture a desert
(11:23:01 AM) HB8: k
(11:23:40 AM) NewYorkSpade: in the center of your view
(11:23:46 AM) NewYorkSpade: you can see a cube
(11:23:51 AM) HB8: k
(11:24:01 AM) NewYorkSpade: how big is it?
(11:24:07 AM) HB8: a cube
(11:24:07 AM) HB8: idk
(11:24:08 AM) HB8: lol
(11:24:16 AM) NewYorkSpade: it can be as big or as small as you want it to be
(11:24:21 AM) NewYorkSpade: use your imagination
(11:24:23 AM) HB8: medium size
(11:24:28 AM) NewYorkSpade: compare it to something
(11:24:31 AM) NewYorkSpade: is it as big as a car
(11:24:33 AM) NewYorkSpade: as big as a house
(11:24:34 AM) HB8: to what?
(11:24:37 AM) HB8: a car
(11:24:43 AM) HB8: like the element car
(11:24:44 AM) HB8: lol
(11:24:48 AM) HB8: since it looks like a cube
(11:24:49 AM) HB8: or box
(11:24:56 AM) NewYorkSpade: hehe
(11:25:08 AM) NewYorkSpade: ok... now picture a ladder
(11:25:16 AM) HB8: k
(11:25:26 AM) NewYorkSpade: the ladder can be anywhere you want it to be in this picture
(11:25:31 AM) NewYorkSpade: where is it?
(11:25:35 AM) HB8: next to the cube
(11:25:37 AM) HB8: like on the cube
(11:25:38 AM) HB8: lol
(11:25:40 AM) HB8: going up on it
(11:26:01 AM) NewYorkSpade: ok
(11:26:08 AM) NewYorkSpade: now put flowers in the picture
(11:26:16 AM) HB8: lol
(11:26:16 AM) NewYorkSpade: where are the flowers
(11:26:25 AM) HB8: umm the flowers will be............................
(11:26:45 AM) HB8: idk
(11:26:46 AM) HB8: umm
(11:26:51 AM) HB8: inside in the cube
(11:26:55 AM) HB8: kinda like a greenhouse
(11:26:56 AM) HB8: lol
(11:27:01 AM) NewYorkSpade: interesting
(11:27:09 AM) NewYorkSpade: that was gonna be my next question too
(11:27:14 AM) NewYorkSpade: so i guess the cube is clear
(11:27:17 AM) HB8: yup
(11:27:39 AM) HB8: what is thissssssss? lol
(11:27:47 AM) NewYorkSpade: hehe... stop being so impatient
(11:27:52 AM) NewYorkSpade: ill explain it all when we're done
(11:28:06 AM) HB8: k
(11:28:20 AM) NewYorkSpade: now put a horse in the scene
(11:28:44 AM) NewYorkSpade: where is the horse
(11:28:49 AM) HB8: next to me
(11:28:52 AM) HB8: lol
(11:28:58 AM) NewYorkSpade: you arent in the picture
(11:29:13 AM) HB8: o
(11:29:15 AM) HB8: lol
(11:29:16 AM) NewYorkSpade: lol
(11:29:30 AM) NewYorkSpade: but that answer works
(11:29:34 AM) HB8: lol
(11:29:35 AM) HB8: ok
(11:29:36 AM) NewYorkSpade: how far away is the cube from you
(11:29:56 AM) HB8: 100 feet
(11:30:16 AM) NewYorkSpade: okay... last thing
(11:30:26 AM) HB8: k
(11:30:28 AM) NewYorkSpade: there is a storm cloud in the picture
(11:30:35 AM) HB8: its to the left
(11:30:39 AM) HB8: lol
(11:30:47 AM) NewYorkSpade: is it approaching the cube
(11:30:51 AM) NewYorkSpade: is it leaving the cube
(11:30:59 AM) HB8: its coming towards it i guess
(11:31:02 AM) HB8: if its to the left
(11:31:13 AM) NewYorkSpade: how big is the storm cloud?
(11:31:22 AM) HB8: like medium sized
(11:31:23 AM) HB8: lol
(11:31:33 AM) HB8: like the size of 3 clouds together
(11:31:36 AM) HB8: lol
(11:31:49 AM) NewYorkSpade: i see
(11:32:01 AM) NewYorkSpade: so you want the interpretation of this picture you've painted
(11:32:07 AM) HB8: sure
(11:32:09 AM) HB8: lol
(11:32:23 AM) NewYorkSpade: well... the cube represents your picture of yourself
(11:32:36 AM) HB8: so i dont get it
(11:32:37 AM) HB8: lol
(11:32:56 AM) NewYorkSpade: its not too big and its not small
(11:33:03 AM) NewYorkSpade: so your ego isnt too big
(11:33:04 AM) HB8: so is that like my ego
(11:33:07 AM) HB8: ooo ok
(11:33:20 AM) NewYorkSpade: but its clear... meaning you think of yourself as pure
(11:33:27 AM) HB8: haha
(11:33:27 AM) HB8: no way
(11:33:33 AM) HB8: howd you come up with that?
(11:33:45 AM) NewYorkSpade: lol... stop.. lemme finish
(11:33:59 AM) HB8: ok
(11:34:17 AM) NewYorkSpade: well... the ladder represents your friends and family
(11:34:31 AM) HB8: ok
(11:34:36 AM) HB8: so i dont understand
(11:34:38 AM) NewYorkSpade: the ladder is up against the cube
(11:34:41 AM) HB8: ok
(11:34:43 AM) HB8: which means
(11:34:55 AM) NewYorkSpade: so you feel you do a lot of things for your friends
(11:35:14 AM) NewYorkSpade: maybe you support them more than they support you
(11:35:20 AM) HB8: well thats true
(11:36:06 AM) NewYorkSpade: well now the flowers are in the cube
(11:36:10 AM) HB8: lol
(11:36:12 AM) HB8: i cant wait to hear this
(11:36:13 AM) HB8: bc
(11:36:15 AM) NewYorkSpade: thats the first time ive heard that answer
(11:36:17 AM) HB8: i was going to put them above the cube
(11:36:23 AM) HB8: but then i said inside
(11:36:31 AM) HB8: like if i was using the ladder to get to the flowers
(11:36:43 AM) NewYorkSpade: hmm
(11:36:50 AM) NewYorkSpade: im not sure if i should let you change your answer
(11:36:51 AM) NewYorkSpade: lol
(11:36:58 AM) HB8: well dont
(11:37:01 AM) HB8: ill go with the first one
(11:37:06 AM) NewYorkSpade: ok
(11:37:19 AM) NewYorkSpade: the flowers are supposed to represent the children in your life
(11:37:39 AM) NewYorkSpade: usually the closer to the cube the more you want to have children
(11:37:40 AM) HB8: maybe its my innerchild
(11:37:40 AM) HB8: lol
(11:37:44 AM) HB8: oo
(11:37:45 AM) HB8: lol
(11:37:47 AM) NewYorkSpade: it might be
(11:38:52 AM) NewYorkSpade: now the horse represents your thoughts about a potential lover
(11:39:13 AM) HB8: so that means
(11:39:25 AM) NewYorkSpade: thats the first time ive heard that one too
(11:39:31 AM) NewYorkSpade: if you are looking at the picture
(11:39:40 AM) NewYorkSpade: and the horse is standing next to you
(11:39:55 AM) NewYorkSpade: im not so sure how to interpret that
(11:40:00 AM) HB8: neither do i
(11:40:01 AM) HB8: lol
(11:40:28 AM) NewYorkSpade: sometimes people say that the horse is walking away from the cube and thats supposed to be abandonment
(11:40:46 AM) NewYorkSpade: sometimes the horse is right next to the cube and thats supposed to mean closeness
(11:42:26 AM) HB8: hmm so im guessing i would be the cube in some sort of way
(11:42:42 AM) HB8: so if the horse is next to the cube then i guess thats it
(11:42:51 AM) NewYorkSpade: that makes sense
(11:42:56 AM) HB8: yup
(11:42:58 AM) NewYorkSpade: the fact that you are the cube in a way
(11:43:06 AM) NewYorkSpade: i took it more literally
(11:43:11 AM) HB8: i see
(11:43:22 AM) HB8: so howd i do?
(11:43:31 AM) NewYorkSpade: there is still the storm
(11:43:41 AM) NewYorkSpade: the storm represents your ideas of your troubles in life
(11:43:55 AM) HB8: hmm
(11:44:00 AM) NewYorkSpade: since its approaching the cube
(11:44:06 AM) NewYorkSpade: you feel that you have troubles coming ahead
(11:44:09 AM) HB8: lol
(11:44:11 AM) HB8: thats great
(11:44:12 AM) HB8: lol
(11:44:16 AM) HB8: supeeeeeeeeer
(11:44:20 AM) NewYorkSpade: LOL
(11:44:29 AM) NewYorkSpade: but the storm didnt seem to be too big
(11:44:33 AM) HB8: no it didn't
(11:44:49 AM) NewYorkSpade: so you feel secure about the problems you are going to face
(11:44:57 AM) HB8: pb not
(11:44:58 AM) HB8: well
(11:45:00 AM) HB8: actually
(11:45:05 AM) HB8: i dont believe that a problem is really problem
(11:45:18 AM) HB8: ive been through hell and back, so i dont think anything could relate to what ive been through
(11:45:23 AM) NewYorkSpade: there you go
(11:45:24 AM) HB8: everythings a minor bump
(11:45:50 AM) NewYorkSpade: i hope you've enjoyed your fortune
(11:46:15 AM) HB8: lol
(11:46:19 AM) HB8: howd you come up with that
(11:46:27 AM) NewYorkSpade: its something i read about a long time
(11:46:30 AM) NewYorkSpade: ago
(11:46:35 AM) HB8: thats very interesting
(11:46:47 AM) HB8: or might i say fascinating
(11:46:50 AM) HB8: lol
(11:47:31 AM) NewYorkSpade: its better done in person
(11:47:40 AM) NewYorkSpade: i can get you to describe everything in a lot more detail
(11:47:46 AM) HB8: probably
(11:48:28 AM) NewYorkSpade: but for some reason it strangely can tell you a lot about a person
(11:48:45 AM) HB8: wow
(11:48:47 AM) HB8: so what do you think?
(11:48:48 AM) HB8: lol
(11:48:51 AM) HB8: am i the player that i am?
(11:49:10 AM) NewYorkSpade: i figured you would describe your cube as bigger than you did
(11:49:19 AM) HB8: lol
(11:49:29 AM) NewYorkSpade: ive had people tell me their cube is bigger than a house
(11:49:33 AM) NewYorkSpade: and your kinda like woah
(11:49:40 AM) HB8: lol
(11:50:37 AM) NewYorkSpade: so maybe you arent such a player
(11:50:44 AM) HB8: no
(11:50:49 AM) HB8: only if someone deserves tog et played
(11:50:54 AM) HB8: but both parties deserve it
(11:50:58 AM) HB8: not only one
(11:50:58 AM) HB8: lol
(11:51:03 AM) NewYorkSpade: haha
(11:52:06 AM) NewYorkSpade: listen im gonna go grab some lunch
(11:52:12 AM) HB8: k
(11:52:15 AM) HB8: have a good lunch buddy
(11:52:19 AM) HB8: im leaving in a half hour
(11:52:24 AM) HB8: for my lunch that is
(11:52:34 AM) NewYorkSpade: ok...
(11:52:37 AM) NewYorkSpade: hit me up when you get back
(11:52:41 AM) HB8: k
(11:52:44 AM) HB8: bye bye
(11:52:51 AM) NewYorkSpade: ;)

What was interesting was that she started helping me through the interpretation... when I started running out of shit to say... she jumped in with some interpretation of her own...


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