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Well she was an HB8, cute lil thing... We were dating for a while tho...
But anywho...
This bird went crazy, I found out she was a whoar, so I broke up with her, but she wasn't having it...So things got really nasty, I mean she tried to beat me up herself, but I mean I am twice her size, so I just pushed her on her bed and tied her up with her bed covers and left her home...
The following day she tried hitting me with her car as I walked out of my job...The next day she rammed her car into my car... So I took my bat out the trunk and I started slamming the back of her trunk...She drives off...That same night I was heading home, and when I got to my block and I made my way to park my car in the back yard, and 3 guys came out of no where and started to push me around, the thing is at that time I had a buddy with me and he pulled up in his car and came out of no where, and we kicked some ass...Plus it didn't help that my buddy was a Marine, so yeah that was interesting...
After that night I was so pissed I really wanted to hate her, I mean this bird was really on some shit... So I grabbed a bottle of JD, made cocktail molotov and I drove to her home... I sat for hours debating what I should, then I saw her with one of my so called buddies and they were kissing each other and shit so that just blew my top off, I swear if I had a gun I would have blasted that fucking bird, but I didn't, so I layed low for like 10 minutes, I drove around the back to her home, I lit that molotvo and burned her garage down... I didn't give a fuck... I then called her like an hour later and I said to her ..."The next time you fuck with me, I will make sure everyone is at home asleep, and I will burn yer fucking house down, you got that bitch!!!" I hung up, and that was the last time she fucked wit me...
Two weeks later, I ran into her mother at the mall, and her mom was all sad and shit, she told me that I was the best thing that have ever happend to her loser daughter, but it was too bad things didn't work out...
Turns out that my x was fucked up already, she told me she had a heart condition that required her to take pills, but in truth the bird was taking anti-depressants... So when the mom told me this, she said that she sent her to a clinic to get help to recover from our break up cuz she was drinking a lot and doing drugs...
Take my advice, stay away from crazy birds...
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