Quick one this time.

Basically had a nice american coming out of the train station
HB8 Atleast. Maybe pushing HB8.5 She had her suitcases out
and this was a small underground station (Colliers wood)

I smiled and she retured the smile in a playful way
Then I gave her a quick wink and geastured her to come over
She came over and was like

HB8 - "Hiya"
ME - "Hey..Are you moving in the area"
HB8 - "Yeah"
ME - "Let me give you some advice..Those Applebottom jeans or "shorts or pants or whatever you guys call them make your bum look biggg *smile*
HB8 - *Laughs for about 2 Minutes* "Are you trying to give me Fashion Tips?"
ME - "Hm..Dont think your special now..But I admit Its not everyone I make the effort to try and give them advice" *smile*
HB8 - *laughs* "Hmmm. Are all british guys this funny?"
ME - Probably Not..But I Know Your Thinking "Wow" Already So Maybe we can fast forward?..How about I get your number?
HB8 - Sure..*gives number*
ME - Now Dont Get Too Happy..Im not promising a call..I can only say maybe *touch wasit lean back abit"
HB8 - Well I think you should..I need to go..Ill see you around
ME - *Grin* Ok..

HB8 Turns around..I give her bum a stroake and a squeeze. < The AFC in me.

But she just turned and smiled and walked off.