I went to starbucks this morning to meet up with an old friend who told me he was going to 'hook me up' with someone he knew. Suprisingly the lady wasnt a goblin but was an HB8 with stunning legs that went on forever like the Nile River.
Me: hey Johnny
J: Hey Houdini this is my wifes cousin HBnile
I gave her a wink to let her know I was going to be frisky which Im sure she heard from John
I took a seat next to her and shook her hand but didnt let go of it and went on to a convo about sports when she chimmed in about loving the raiders I lightly slapped her hand and when the convo was getting stale I was playing thumb war with her. I began to talk to John about where he would go for his honeymoon. Then I stopped him midsentence to ask HBnile where we would go for our honeymoon and what we would 'do' immediatley putting her hand on my knee and squeezing. I left with her number when I knew I could have gotten more.
I was kind of a dick to John but he understands.

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