| This is too smooth, I don't understand the physiology behind how women work, but this works, almost too well.
I'm at work today and this girl is talking with another girl about how bad her boyfriend is, that I also work with. I have no intentions dating this girl, or even hooking up with her, but I'd say she is an hb8-9 in most guy's eyes.
I go up and say
"I'd be such a bad boyfriend, I would call when you weren't with me and demand you tell me who you're with, I'd get jealous all the time, and I wouldn't let you hang out with your guy friends"
her
"omg that's exactly what my boyfriend does, he's so controlling he does.."
I cut her off and say
"no, I bet he calls to say that he loves you, and buys you flowers all the time, and does adventures things"
her
"NO! but that's exactly what I want"
I reply
"well are you going to marry this guy"
not even a second went by and she exclaimed loudly
"NO!!"
I gave her a look like, well there you go, you solved your own problem
her
"well hmm i guess maybe i dunno anything could happen"
me
"I think youll figure it out"
So she's helping me at work all day, I don't need help but she's constantly doing favors for me making my life easier.
I neg her
"are you trying to get the employee of the month cause normally, well we wont go there"
an hour or so goes by and i'm in the breakroom
"do you have a girlfriend"
I reply
"I'm too much for 1 girl to handle" I get up and go back to work
Later she comes up to me
"I think i figured things out"
I nod my head and get back to work
She comes up to me again maybe 20 minutes later
"So I tried to look at your myspace but it was private." (my little sister has myspace she's 13 or 14 and I don't want her reporting to my parents about my lifiestyle.)
"Good thing, to keep stalkers like you away"
her
"I would have added you, but my bf gets jealous"
me
"right, sounds like you found the right guy"
her
"I get lonely"
me
"and your bf fills that void, I get it"
her
"but i have to put up with so much shit"
me
"you kind of sound like a needy person"
her
"you don't just like being with someone?"
me
"I love company, but I won't put up with any bullshit, or allow someone else to decide the lifestyle they want me to live"
her
"but i love sex, i mean i really love good sex, which im not getting"
me
"sounds like a problem to me"
I get back to work
10 minutes go by
her
"so what do you mean 1 girl is too much for you to handle or something like that"
me
"almost, but im too much for 1 girl to handle"
her
"eww that's dirty"
me
"what are you talking about"
her
"well what do you mean, you sleep around?"
me
"if she passes my girlfriend test"
her
"whats that?"
me
"you have a boyfriend, plus I wouldn't want to sleep with a girl, unless i could see her as my girlfriend"
her
"you know i'm such a good girlfriend i do this i do that..."
me
"im sure"
her
"no really I do!"
me
"i believe you"
She continued to do favors for me all night, trying to qualify herself. Freakin nuts! Now lets say I want to take it to the next level, what should I do. _________________ http://www.pickupreport.com/
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