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| Casanova_VA | PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 3:04 am | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Fri Apr 11, 2008 1:23 am Posts: 4 | | well i guess i should start off wit my first field report.
so I am a senior in high school. I am very popular in school and I don't have any trouble getting to know new people including girls. I was even prom prince last year I guess i just have had a lack of experience with girls(yea virgin). but when i learned where i was fucking up when it came to getting girls it was like something clicked and I would now like to post my first field report.
I was in Richmond Virginia For like a Mock government Thing Which I had gotten signed up for as a joke. on the second night of this event they have a huge dance and some of the girls there were tens I mean fucking tens.so i decided that this would be the perfect chance for me to test out my new skill as a PUA. almost every one was on the dance floor except for three girls from this Private school and two guys that they were with. the three girls sat there with their noses in the air t words the two guys as if to let them know that they had no chance, I knew at that moment that one of those girls would be my target.
I slowly walked over to the table (there was an empty chair between two of the girls) I just pulled out the chair and sat down as if i owned the place.
Me: so this must be where the magic happens
Girl to my left: What? (prissy look)
Me: I said this must be where the magic happens I mean I'm here aren't I
(at this point I new I had the attention of the whole group so now was the time to show that i was the AMOG i did so by talking about my athletic career )
ME:(Me talking about sports)
Girl on the other side of the table: (asking questions about sports)(IOI!!!)
Me:(answering)
(back and forth and back and forth)
(then)
the hottest girl at the table: sheew I'm bored
(I had been neglecting here of my attention)
Me: maybe you are just a boring person
Hot Chick:I am not
Me: Prove me wrong
Hot Chick:(she started Rambling on about all of the thins she did)
Me:(I stopped her in the middle of her rant and turned to the girl to my left ) does she always go on like this?
every one at the table laughed an shook there heads yes
at this point the two guys took the girls from my left and right to the dance floor leaving me alone with the Hot chick.
Me: do you want to play a game?
Girl: what Game?
Me: Thumb wrestling. I know your scared i mean I have never lost.
Girl: Yea right
(we played I let here win)
Me: alright alright you beat me! so i guess you get your prize.
Girl: What prize?
Me: you get to kiss me on the cheek.
Girl:oh thats a good prize.
(as she went in i turned and kissed her on the lips it lasted for about three seconds.)
Me: my god you are slick you just kissed me
Girl:no you just kissed me I can't believe you did that
Me: yea I know naughty wasn't it?
(I got here number and just as I put it in my pocket her friends came back one of the girls looked pissed)
Me: whats up your ass
Pissed Girl: well john got a little happy when we were dancing
Me: yea haha I think you should take that as a complement
Pissed girl: he can go complement some one else
Me:blablablablabla
Girl:Blabla
Me: your probably not all that great of a dancer he just not familiar with a womans touch
Girl: I am so a good dancer
(I stood up and held out my hand she took it and we walked to the dance floor and began to dance and damn was she good but i have danced many many times so she only got me to half mast thank god it was a quick song.)
(after I led her to a dark part of the room played the thumb wrestling game again this time I made out with her for like five minutes and then fingered her she gave me her number I went to my room and slept like a king to me that was a successful first sarge Any questions or complements are welcome.
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| LoveMonkey | PostPosted: Fri Apr 11, 2008 5:19 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict | Joined: Fri Aug 31, 2007 2:58 pm Posts: 298 | | to get more feedback you may consider posting your field report in the field report section. _________________ I'd rather die like a Tiger than live like a Pussy!
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| Whoopie | PostPosted: Sat Apr 12, 2008 5:17 am | |
| Offline | | MPUA Forum Addict |  | Joined: Fri Mar 07, 2008 1:16 am Posts: 293 Website: http://www.myspace.com/usmc03token Yahoo Messenger: usmc_03_thomason AOL: TheWhoopsterX Location: Destin, FL | | Cass, There was only one problem I saw. Everything is pretty nice and its all your style.
Your approach was off. When opening up a two set seated group you want to be on the outside of the group if it permits. Which will stop you from talking to the girl on the left then switching to the girl on the right to show both attention. If your on the outside all you got to do is talk loud enough for the girl on the outside to hear you. _________________ Fear it! Fuck it! Do It!
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