EDIT: Meant to put this in Lay Reports.... Sorry, been a while (maybe a mod can move it. )

Friday got off work about 4:00PM, took an hour off early to get the night rolling. Weather was looking good, so took the top off my Rubicon.

Three on the docket for the weekend:
• Ex GF - grudge fuck :: 8/10
• I’ll call her Jill (in texting for about two weeks) - new notch :: 6-7/10
• I’l call her Joan (in texting for about four days) - new notch :: Higher 7-8/10

Friday Night:
Took a shower and some stuff form work came up before I could leave. Ready to roll about 6:00PM….

Stopped at the store to get a few things (condoms), tooth brush, deodorant, mouth wash, etc….


Jill was about an hour away – for some reason she got a room at the Marriott.,… Guessing she was probably married…. Didn’t ask – didn’t care….

On the way to Jill’s room called the most recent ex gf – wanted a grudge fuck. Mainly to satisfy my ego….. She was about 30 minutes from my place, on the way to Jill’s hotel room.

Was talking for about 20 minutes as my phone was blowing up from Jill wondering where I was. Then F-Closed the ex, “I miss the sex. Driving by your exit right now. Feel like old times?” She paused and sat there for about 30 seconds – but seemed like 10 minutes. I took the exit – I knew the first one to talk would lose…..

“Of course, but only if you bend me”. Or something naughty……

Stopped by and started talking about relationship stuff…. Etc…. etc… While my phone was STILL blowing up from Jill texting me pics of her sitting in the lobby of the Marriott….. And a few cute texts from Joan…

Bent the ex, no time for cuddling….. Poor Jill had been waiting in the lobby for about an hour now. Told Jill crap about traffic and getting lost… cant see my phone good enough for GPS… Etc….

Now my phone is blowing up from the Ex…. “Hey what are you doing tomorrow.”. In the back of mind I’m thinking, “you broke up with me, WTF?”. Didn’t want to kill my game worrying about ex GF relationship issues…..


Arrived at the Marriott… Saw Jill in the lobby by the fireplace (Still). We went to the bar, then I started giving the waitress more attention than Jill. “Wait…. Where’s your accent from? I’m guessing Iceland? I’ve never heard that! Will you say, Scandinavia? That accent is so cool! I’ll bet you get this all time! Hahaha”. She was hot and a waitress, I knew she’d give me play – if even for just a tip.. (Hahaha).

A shot Jack on the rocks, another, then two shots of Knob Creek. All on an empty stomach…. I was pretty damn tipsy at this point…

I was not into Jill at all. But… low and behold…. Her hotel room over looked the valley and WHERE my ex worked…. So I had to bend Jill and laugh. Most of game here was done in texting so fucking was implied. She even had three condoms on the counter when I walked in. Jill was about 6-7/10.

Saturday Morning:

Woke about 11:00 am and got us a Starbucks in the lobby. Took some pictures of the Hotel room with clothes spread across the floor and the view over looking the valley. blocked my ex and sent her the pics and some shit about missing being a player with all the perks so much…. Then how I’m so over her…… (Buhahahaha!).

Spent some time talking with Jill while still trying to negotiate meet ups with Joan who I met earlier in the week. No cuddling, etc… with Jill… Just passed out after sex that night and let her know I was not into relationships….

Set up logistics with Joan while trying to find an iPhone charger – my phone was almost dead and didn’t’ want this to ruin the rest of the weekend….


Concierge at Marriott somehow got me an iPhone cable. I had blocked the ex all night. Then texted her a pic of the view from the hotel room….


At this point I was feeling like a pimp and wanted to keep the momentum going. Put in some TooShort (Way Too Real) while going to meet Joan. Joan lived on the opposite side of the state and wanted to meet up in a public place. Was unsure about this for a while…. Her texts were really flirty and she was eating out my hands in texting (already sent booby pics, etc…).

Waited for her at a library for about 45 minutes. I was early and didn’t want to hang with Jill too much. Walked around and started opening sets to get in the mood for Joan. Trying to blow off ex gf / bad relationship thoughts…….

Then finally the text from Joan, “Im here!”. I replied with, “In the library come and meet me!”. She declined…. “you come meet me”. At this point I was thinking things were already blown for me (she wouldn’t walk a half block). I sat in the library for 20 minutes, “Hold on for a sec…. this person needs some help”. Then ignored all her texts asking “what? “Who are you helping and with what”. It was a ploy…. I was sitting there googling PUA stuff for first meet ups - didn’t want to blow this one!


I asked, “where are you?”, while still in the Library. She told me she was in a black Toyota something…. Took the elevator down…. Saw her standing outside her car and was only 80% sure it was her. Walked up an gave her a hug, “I hope you areJoan? Otherwise this would be awkward… but you’re the only cute dark haired lady in a Toyota I see around here?”.

She laughed and we talked a little small talk. Then I asked/said , “Let’s go to my place then grab some dinner, I’m hungry,”.

I lived about an hour away…. She followed me all the way…. I must admit the entire time I was thinking, “is she just gonna exit and go home?” Hahhaha!

She was not accustomed to the way I drive. I had to keep remembering how much trouble her Toyota was having trying to keep up with my Jeep after red lights…. I usually drive about 90MPH on the freeway and totally made her poach the HOV lanes all the way. We made to my place in about 45 minutes…. Got out and said, “c’mon you’ve got to be impressed with my mad freeway speeding skills?” She laughed and said, “you should drive me to work every morning” (IOI number 2 – first was actually coming to my place).


I invited her in, and offered a beer while I went down to change… Noticed she didn’t even open the beer… (now I’m thinking, is she planning on jetting early? )


We put the top back on my Jeep. As the weather was changing for the worse (Actually got a little rain on the way home). Took her to a Mexican place and let her feel comfortable ordering whatever she wanted, “Don’t worry - real men buy a pretty lady dinner before sex?”. She laughed and ordered. Then the waiter came and asked if we’d like dessert. ME: “I don’t know? Ask the pretty lady”. She ordered some deep fired Ice Cream with two spoons.


Conversation was going great. Got to know a lot about her. Soon as she started talking about spirits, aura’s and other stuff…. I knew where the night was going…. She was comfortable with me and was opening up – letting me into her world….. (YES! I thought…)


Asked if she wanted to get some BlueRays to watch, she agreed. At dinner she mentioned she like rap. Thought too short was a little much at this point… So I put some Tupak (California Love) in. Then we rolled to WalMart and she picked out a few horror flicks… (we ended up watching one).

Then I asked, “any snacks”? She grabbed a bunch of random shit (Oreos, cheese balls, etc…) then I made it a point to walk through the undergarment section. Saw some granny looking lingerie and picked it up, “I don’t think your boobs will fit! There went my master plan to get you lingerie!”. She replied, “I might have brought my own.”. I winked at her, “That’s why I’m seducing you!”. She replied, “Wait….. I’m in lingerie….”. Then we exchanged playful banter for a bit and went to the check out aisle. I handed the clerk my credit card and whispered to Joan…. “Cute girls don’t pay for sex with me”.

WE got back to my place so I went out for a smoke and Joan had her arms wrapped around me firm as I was chatting with the lady next door about her new deck furniture. We talked for about 15 minutes as I smoked a cig. Then I got sick of the neighbor lady chatting my ear off….. and ended with, “I need to find a cute girl to help me find something for my place”.

Joan and I went down on my bed and started watching the movies. She immediately said, “I’m cold hold me”. So I held her…

Then I teased her so bad! Every time I’d go a little further than the last…, For about an hour and a half. I finally ripper pants off – bent her over and let her finally get what she wanted….

We had sex for about two hours…. Then took a shower - she wanted to go out. We went and got ice cream – was not really in the mood for the club/bar thing.


Came home – had sex some more…. Woke up in the morning and she was sitting there smiling looking at me as I was awoke. (I knew what she was thinking). Immediately I came up with a cf comment, “Crap! Are you planning to steal a kidney from me? I have a horrible drinking problem and both are probably bunk anyway”.

She replied: no! Why are you so good to me? You are so cool! I looked at her with a cocky grin…. winked and said, “this is how I seduce cute.”. to which she replied, “I love you! I’m your dirty slut!”.

I made us breakfast… we went for a walk so I could show some of the cool mountain views around my condo…. then we had more sex….. She invited herself to stay and make dinner…. I grilled some steaks… She finally left about 6:00PM Sunday might…


This was the text I got when she made it close to home: