FR#55
Date: 3/21/08
Location: Graham Central Station (Night Club)
I started off today not doing so hot with only a 4 hours of sleep before going to work. I had a kick butt day though. I got a nice Private Message From mPUA Extramask, aka 26 (For more about this read "Cell Phones Is Your Wingman!!!"
your-cell-phone-is-your-wingman-vt14146.html?highlight) and my team in the NCAA tournament won! Needless to say I was pumped up for the day. So I got off work and forced myself to relax and take a nap before heading out this evening. I got up from my nap did some exercise stuff for a 15 minutes to get the heart rate up, showered, and got prepared for the night.
I get to Graham around 10:45pm and I greet my bouncers that work the door. The line wasn't long so I just waited it out as oppose to cutting the line. As I'm standing in line waiting to pay my cover I see the shooter girl from last weekend (Britney, HB9, 19 yrs old) that her boyfriend cock blocked me. She's coming down the steps makes eye contact, smiles , and waves. I wave back to her. She waits for me to pay, and when I approach her she puts her arms out to hug me. At that point a bouncer friend of mine walks by and I say hi to the guy. I turn my attention back to her and say, "Did you find a cute girl to buy me drinks yet?" (our inside joke from last weekend) She laughs and is enjoying our interaction. My mind isn't on her though because I'm ready to go and open something, and I know she's got a boyfriend. I tell her I will see her later and I head upstairs to the 2nd floor.
I reach the 2nd floor and go to check my coat but the coat check but no one is making the area. I walk about 20 feet over to the bar where I see Ansley working and ask her where the coat girl is. She tells me that she isn't working but says, "I have my private box I can put it in for you." This is coming from the same girl that gives me free shots. Then I see Alexis at the other end of the bar working with her. She's the rocker/bartender from the roof the previous night I tried to # close, but didn't get a chance to. I give her a high five and start bullshitting with her a little bit. After a while of going over stuff we talked about the previous night. I switched the conversation to "The worst pickup line you've ever heard." She tells me the worst one she ever heard was, "Nice Shoes, Wanna F-CK!?!" Then she decides wait that's not the worst. Then she says it has to be the time a guy approached her when she was a shooter girl and said, "I'll let you suck my @$%! when you buy me a shot." I'm said, "That's horrible, how do you put up with that bullcrap?" We go on talking about this for a while just continuing some comfort building. My wing from the Nashville Lair, Shine shows up and walks over. I introduce him to my target and he DHVs me. She then takes someones drink order as I tell him I'm good and I'm about to # close. He hangs back waiting for me. Then I decide to go for it. I say, "Look its nice to meet someone with actually more going on for them than just looks and daddy's money...We should continue this conversation later outside of here. How can I get in touch?" She takes out a piece of paper and writes down her name phone number and 2 email addresses. I say to her, "I have to be very honest I'm not looking for a relationship. I enjoyed meeting you but I'm not totally convinced yet, so we'll hang out and see what happens." She smiles and says, "You're pretty cool!" I give her another high five, pull her close for the kiss. I tell her, "Well, okay my friends are here now so I have to go, but we'll chit-chat later."
I go with a very impressed Shine towards the stairwell. I look him in the eye and tell him, "Okay you know that hot bartender, Valerie, that always works the third floor?" He says, "Yeah the one with the big breasts?" I say, "Yeah, you know how I got a thing for her because she's a 9.5 well tonight is the night I make my move it's on! I'm going to # close her now." He says, "Lead the way man, I got to see this." I go up and she recognizes me immediately, asks if I want a redbull. I tell her of course I do, and she gives me the drink and a hug. She didn't open the top of it for me like usual. I stare at the drink disappointed until she turns her attention back to me. She says, "What's wrong?" I say, "I'm not satisfied with this yet." She opens the top for me. I thank her, and I start with comfort building again. I decide to use a new opener I've been working on as a conversational thread. I say, "I want your opinion on this...What's better sex or chocolate?" She says, "Sex." I say, "Well what if the guy has really small equipment?" She says, "My ex-boyfriend had that problem but it wasn't so much he had a small cock as he had a mental problem about it." I say, "Well lucky for you I'm hung like a mule!" She says, "Stop bullshitting me." I say, "Okay no really its like a baby's arm holding an apple!" She says, "I'm getting a little hot now!" and she acts like she's fanning herself. She takes a drink order. I look over my shoulder at shine and smile . He gives me the thumbs up. So when she turns her attention back to me I say, "Look you know I'm in here all the time it seems like with friends, and you seem like one of the few girls that has more going on for her than just looks alone. I need to hang out with you to see if this is going to work or not. How can I get in touch?" She says, "Do you have a phone?" I hand her the cell and bam I have Valerie's Number. I continue to fluff talk her a while, and look around the bar. I say, "Shoot I got to catch up with my friends I've been totally ignoring them but we'll talk later." I get the kiss on the cheek because the bar was in the way.
I'm doing really well at this point and I decide to head to the roof to smoke and take all this in so far. When I get there I'm talking to Shine and he hasn't done much for the night and he's not feeling it. I have him open a set of 2 near the bar on the roof. About 4 minutes into the set the bartender comes over and is like this is my girlfriend. The girls walk away, and he continues to talk to Shine. Shine is like, "I'm just talking to her man." Things get heated for a second but I diffuse the two of them. Everyone shakes hands and is cool.
We talk a little more at the same spot about what the heck just happened. My shooter girl comes by and I do some playful banter with her and introduce her to Shine. She goes off to sell some shots. I spot this 8 set of hot 18 year olds. There is are 3 Burnette 8's and 1 Burnette 9 with a sticker on her ripped jeans that says, "I love for my @$$ to be smacked." He opens the seated set and he realy doesn't have anywhere to lock in to. In the mean time I'm texting Kino. I walk over to the set and he hasn't set a target. Honestly there are a lot of good ones but figure the 9 has go to be it. I start trying to keep the obstacles busy but it's a lot of work. We keep the set rolling pretty well and then he decides to eject. I don't want to handle a 9 set by myself so I walk with him.
I start to head to the door from the roof back to the 3rd floor and shooter girl, Britney, stops me by grabbing my arm from behind. I turn around and say, "Oh you again, this is getting really bad you following me around like this." We start to talk and bullshit for a while. I go into the worst pickup line you've ever heard thing again. That goes really well as we're telling our stories. I tell her the Dating For Dummies opener I did when I got blown out. She's laughing her ass off! I'm creating a mental note to use that again as a story. I'm locked in and she's facing me. She's about a foot away from me during the entire interaction. I have great eye contact with her. She's occassionally touching my shirt and stuff. I'm doing light kino back as well. We get to talking about how guys are scared of women. I say, "Wait I got an impression are they like this..." I walk over to the wall, put my drink if front of my chest, hunch over, and look around sheepishly. She is laughing so hard I thought she was going to knock over her tray of shots. Other girls are all watching me know and I can feel their eyes on me it seems. I keep talking to her. I say to her what is it about me you like? She says, "You're very real...you have a presence about you where you are confident and are just upbeat and lively. She says you're handsome, funny, and just have a presence." I say, "Flattery will get you no where...I changed my mind sure it will." I put her hand behind my waist, and pull her in for the kiss. We continue talking then I do the typical, "Okay so here's the deal...I'm not looking for a relationship and I think its only fair you should know that up front. I want to continue to meet cool people like you. That doesn't mean I'm sold on you yet, but lets grab some food this week and see what happens. How do I get in touch?" She gives me her phone number no problem this time. Then I decide that was pretty easy so..."Okay I have a hectic schedule so when are you free and we'll figure something out for pizza or coffee." She tells me a day and like that I setup a day 2. I talk for a bit more then use my friends as a time constraint to leave and let her work.
I'm on top of the world but Shine is still not having a good night. Another guy from the lair who is new, Nate, asks me to wing him. We go back down to the 2nd floor. He goes into a 3 set near the bar and I decide to talk to Alexis some more while I wait for him to lock in. I am keeping a close eye on him. His body language is good, the group is laughing, and he locks in like clockwork. I wait about another minute then I go into the set. I say, "Hey man you want a beer?" He turns to greet me, and introduces me to the set but forgets the DHV part. Oh well, I start doing DHV stuff about him on the fly. I realize his target is right in front of me HB8 Burnette. I get him a beer for real, and come back and sit with the set. I start occupying the obstacles with just general fluff talk. I find out they know a friend of mine and I have them pretty well secured. He's touching his target well. He is also able to french kiss her at the table. I say to the obstacles I guess they really like each other. He does the "Knee Compliance Test" and her hand stays there. Things are going so well for him I think he needs to push it, but he's not. I whisper in his ear, "Put her hand on your @$#*." He looks at me funny, and I shoot him a glance back smile, and turn back to the obstacles. I see him make his move and she's not pulling away from him. It's on! I give it a few but he's not isolating. I whisper in his ear again, "Isolate NOW!" He makes his move and they go off I still have control of the obstacles. They disappear for a good 20-30 minutes and I'm in set being the dancing monkey. The other girls aren't cute enough to game for me tonight. Nate comes back with his target with a huge smile on his face, and same with her. He # closes, and we find out logistically things suck because his target drove so no F-CLose for him. After the set was over I found out he took her to the bathroom, paid the attendant $40, and he got a blowjob in the bathroom, and did his thing all over her boobs. Not bad for a guy 2 months in that a week ago had AA issues. He thanks me for winging him, and asks me how I've done. I give him a summary to this point and he's impressed, and I'm impressed with him. GOOD JOB BUDDY!
I tried winging Shine a few other times in the night, and with Nate. Not much came out of it. Then another new guy to the lair Dan needed some help opening so I winged him for a few sets. He got a # close with a little help from me, and he was happy with that. So it's getting late and I say by to all my workers I know there and the girls I've closed, with promises to call or text. Then Shine opens one last set on the roof a 3 set seated. Nate goes in to wing him, and they both get seated. Problem is the place is closing and they've been in set like 15 min. They tried for the bounce but got rejected. However, when we were walking out of the club Shine opens another 2 set. This time he take them outside to continue talking in front of the closing club. Nate goes in to wing with him and things are going groovy. I hang back and make sure they are good to go. As I am telling them bye since they got it I hear the set agree to bounce with those two.
Great night all in all! 3 hired gun # & kiss closes, with a day 2 setup.
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