I spent my teenage years and 20's as a complete AFC. I wasn't even Beta. I was just always in the friend zone. I spent a lot of time around girls, because I liked to party and would hang out with younger chicks, but it never got me anywhere, except drunk and alone after everyone had gone home.

I didn't lose my v-card until I was 22. After that there were a few one nighters, and some internet hook ups. Also to get right down to my age, this was in the days of AOL. I'm 40, as of April.

I met a Queen Bee at 25 and after much work, I got her away from her boyfriend, we fucked, she cut her wrists, but lived. I was kinda fucked up for a while after that. I became an alcoholic.

I did have this one Fat Chick that I fucked regular from online for a while, but I eventually became so disgusted with myself that I cut it off so I wouldn't put a baby in her.

I floated for a while after that. Drinking. Isolating myself and going to school for English Lit and Creative Writing.

In 2007, at the age of 33, I saw The Pick-Up Artist on VH1. I looked it up online and found the book The Game. I may not have been good with women, but I could learn almost anything by reading.

I was pretty well versed in Magic already, and I look like a chubby version of Style, so I thought... Hey, I can learn to do that.

I read. I practiced routines by going out alone, which was tough, but I learned a lot. I also really committed Mystery's - Pick a # Routine... and Styles - Ring Routine.... to memory.

I payed some prostitutes over the course of this time, here and there... just to get used to having sex, and after a couple of years I finally fell into a girlfriend. It was lame game. Online. Facebook. Former High School chic... but game is game... I was getting laid!! REGULARLY!!

I had more sex in the few months we were together than I'd probably had in my whole life up to that point... and FUCK I WAS GOOD!! I was kinda surprised to find that out... but, hey... bonus!!

She and I fell out pretty quick. I got clingy... I hooked up within a couple of months with another chick. If internet girl was a HB6 then New Girl was an HB7... but I was just working on improving my skills and trading up a bit. Getting that Kiss Close right.

Well, pretty quick I was deep in it again. Only this time I fell in the dark depths that are known to some by the name of LOVE.

She moved in. We were together about 5 months. I kicked her out. I felt bad. We were split for 8 months and then we got back together. Got engaged. Got a house. Got miserable. I was still struggling with my alcoholism and it got way worse.

We lost our house due to a Tax Issue with the previous owner. He hadn't paid them in 2010. So we tried to hold it together. I wanted out though, and so did she. We stayed with my folks for a while, but it got worse and worse and I got more drunk and belligerent. NO GAME!

And so here I am. I went to AA and got sober. Almost 6 months, and no desire to go back to drinking ever again. I've seen too many PUA's work sober to believe I need that to game. I'm 40 and have had a serious drinking problem since I was 25.

Also, during that time I was with those to chicks I took my PU/Magic skills and put them to work as a marketing tool for my book and blog. I worked as a Psychic Entertainer and Stand-up Magician at Fairs, Festivals and Conventions.

So, I have an interesting set of social skills, and I've now had more sex than I thought I might ever have, and while I do miss that bitch and regular sex, she was overweight, smoked cigarettes, and was a horrible parent. I am so lucky to be free at 40.

I am going to take what I've learned as a magician and entertainer and start running spiritual game, not telling people I know magic, but doing psychic shit to get pussy. D2 Palm readings, back to my place for a tarot reading, sort of deal, and hiking or nature stuff. Whatever shit gets me a solid rotation of regulars.

I read Valleyplaya's Journal: Game 7 days a Week and it was INSPIRING!! It really goes into detail on how to build and maintain a rotation.

I have changed my name to something that will remind me that I'm doing this for pussy, not to perform or for an applause, but rather I will hear the clapping of cheeks... and the groans of a small satisfied audience.

I have done sad single and pathetic. I've done committed, with regular sex. Now I want to date and have MLTRs and build a rotation of regulars over the next year before I move to the Mile High City and put my psychic powers to the business of building a psychic business.

I'm gonna fuck the shit out of bitches in the Quad Cities before I go though. I'm just young enough still to hit that early 20's pussy and just old enough to pull the 30 somethings in as well. It's gonna be sweet. I'm getting a semi, just thinking about how awesome the next year is gonna be.

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How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being. - Oscar Wilde