| I'm out at the club with some friends, for a girl's birthday. My vasectomy is tomorrow, first thing the morning, I'm not going to get drunk.
75 cent Whiskey and Cokes. . . I'm going to get drunk.
The night is great, I game the shit out of everyone I see. Approach after approach, I get no solid rejections, but I am rejected on a few occasions. The rejections were great, I could tell they liked me, they just weren't interested. Perfect. One guy brings up some girl's cleavage. She teases by saying "yeah, and no one's touched them yet." I don't miss a beat; I put my hand in her cleavage and play with her tits. She loves how forward I am. I get her number and tell her to kiss me. She bites my lip so hard I want to slap her.
After this we go to a burger place, just my brother and I. Order my food, sit down to wait, two girls are sitting together. One is an HB8, the other I don't know, her back is turned to me. I spot the HB8 giving me a quick look. I get up to go talk to my brother who is standing near them, getting condiments. I say something to my brother, then work back to my seat, passing them. I stop, notice X's on their hands.
". . . Did I dance with y'all?"
"Uh, no?"
"Really? I could have sworn I danced with y'all."
"No, you didn't dance with us."
"Oh okay. . . Well you would have remembered if you had danced with me!"
(both laugh) "Oh, would we have?"
"Yeah, I take dance lessons and everything!"
(both laugh)
"Well hey, I'll let you get back to your food, it looks delicious and shit, good talking to y'all!"
"You too!"
I sit back down. They both get back up, after a while, I jump up and go outside to chase the one down.
"Hey hold up!"
HB8 turns around
"Hey, I just wanted to tell you I couldn't let you just go without getting your number. I think we're both pretty cute, I'd like to talk to you!"
She is stunned. "Uh. Okay!"
I reach for my phone. Fuck! I left it inside with my brother.
"Well shit! I forgot my phone. I'm not supposed to do this, but I'm going to have to give you my number."
"Why aren't you supposed to give me your number?"
"Because I don't know if you're a creeper who's gonna like kill me or something..."
(She laughs)
I ask her for her phone. I put my number in her phone. "I'm Horologist by the way, what's your name?"
She tells me her name. I tell her it was good meeting her. and "Call me!"
I go back inside and tell my brother that she's not gonna call. I gave her my number, chances were against me.
Low and behold, ten minutes later, she texts me. "Hey, it's HB8 from the Burger Place!"
Boom, I'm in. I tell her I'm going to call her in fifteen minutes when I get home. Twenty minutes later i call her, I talk to her for two hours. I've said before that my phone game is On Fucking Point, and that is true. I can keep a girl on the phone like no other. I'm a good, good, good phone gamer. It's my strong point above all others.
Problem! She is from two towns away, one hour. I need to talk to her quite a bit to keep her interest up. So I do, I text, and I demand that she calls me. Some days we text and call quite a bit, one day I don't text her at all. The day I don't text her one bit, she texts at eleven at night apologizing for not texting me. This goes back and forth for a week. I tell her I'm free on this one weekend, she tells me she'll see if she can come. I tell her "Well don't leave me hanging. A lot of people want to hang out with me this weekend, wouldn't want to turn down plans with them just to find out you're not coming at the last minute!"
She ends up coming over on a Saturday evening. I tell her we're going to watch a horror movie. We eat at my place, then I pop the horror movie in. We sit on my couch to watch it. I try to get comfortable, which I'm not. I put my feet up on my coffee table, I then take my boots off and kind of cuddle up by myself on the couch, with her next to me. She takes her boots off, too. I tell her I'm not comfortable and mess with my pillow some. Finally I take the pillows off the back of the couch, grab her hand and pull her toward me, she goes with it, I lay her down and I cuddle up behind her, now laying down on the couch.
I put my hand on her leg and am just very lightly touching, grazing. After a few minutes of this, I sit up somewhat, look at her face, grab her chin, and pull her in for a kiss. I kiss her for maybe five seconds, then return to the movie. I do this frequently, each time I escalate the touching by touching her stomach, or more overtly touching her legs, or whatever. Finally we both just give in and go to full blown make out session. I then get up, grab her hand, and lead her to my bedroom.
The sex was great. We stayed up until 5am, watching youtube, sex, movie, sex, video game, sex. The perfect night, really.
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