I went to an Irish pub for St. Patrick's Day. I met 2 AFC friends there who called me last minute to ask what I was doing and I said I'm going out and they came with. Not a big deal, except I told them I was memorizing some lines and they gave me shit for not having natural game. ANYWAY.

I opened 5 sets. I got shot down 3 times, had one good convo, but she turned out to be a bitch, then # closed.


Set 1.

HB9 *singing* your place or my place.
ME (walking by) My place.
HB9 Yeah right.
ME Why not (put my arm around her to lead her out the door)
HB9 What do you do for a living?
ME (mind went blank) I am an accountant (FUCK that is what I really do)
HB9 (shrugs) says eh,

I move on. I have been working on openers, and after that I have nothing to back it up. I did not even use an opener, she was just singing as I walked by.

Set 2

There was a group of girls standing around a table with their back to me. I have a hard time with this type because I do not know how to properly approach from behind. They are standing shoulder to shoulder, I feel shut out. I approach a blond on the isle side with a Can I have your opinion opener. She does not respond, so I ask the next one over. She turns toward me, gives me her opinion in a very direct fashion, then turns right back around with her back to me again.

Oh well.

Set 5 opened me, she was fat, but I giving me lots of IOI, and I told her she was a spoiled brat. She wants me to call her.
I have a lot of work to do. I know I can get laid by a 5, but I have never been with an 8 or better.

After a while with more experience under your belt those who take the piss now will be asking you for help later.

Congrats, you got past being shot down then stuck it through and got a number close.

Oh I forgot about SET 3 I opened with a Are you giving me a dirty look. I was in the middle of a DHV story when right behind the girl I was talking to another girl flashed her boobs and I got distracted, well the whole bar got distracted. I lost the attenion of the set, but I can not complain about seeing boobs.