Alright bitches,

The name's T.R. and I've been active in the game about a year now. I'm out in Tempe, AZ (ASU) and sarging 3 nights a week, but haven't posted in the forums for god knows how long. I've been regularly visiting other forums but have been failing to post or keep my own pickup diary. In the last 6 months I've really upped my game from half-assing it to full commitment. I'm getting out 3 nights a week on Mill avenue with PUA's I met from this forum: Valley Playa, Enso Nytes, and another PUA named Josh. I'm happy to say that about 2 months ago my attitude towards pickup has changed drastically. First it was a chore. Something that I was making myself do. Now however I've crossed the threshold so that Thursday's in class I'm literally jonesing thinking "GET ME TO THE F****** CLUBS!" Been life changing.

Happy to say that at this point I have a side girl HB 7 with the ass of a 10, who's chill with me getting out to meet others. St. Patty's day I got out with Valley Playa, Enso Nytes, and Josh and had a good (albeit drunken) time. The club scene was packed and we decided to throw in a few challenges to spice things up. One, none of us showed up wearing green, so the first challenge was meet a girl and convince her to give you one of here green accessories to wear. I took that win with some shitty green beads. The next idea was just split up until you open 3 sets at the bar we were at, then meet back at the patio. That one lasted about a whole 2 minutes. Then me and Valley Playa split up from the rest. We're at this club and I realize we had been distracted and hadn't opened in a significant amount of time. I told Valley, "I just wanna get rejected. I'm gonna hit that set (a 6 set at a table) and just fuck up everything." So i went up hunched over and just total shit body language, stuttered out some pathetic opener and hovered over the table. It was immediately obvious they weren't interested (which was the point) but go figure, i found the one group of girls at that bar that were to nice to horribly shut me down. One of the girls was trying to be sweet, maybe I seemed too pathetic that they just couldn't bring themselves to tell me to fuck off. After about 5 minutes of talking about how pathetic I am I give up on getting shut out and go back to V.P. About 20 minutes later he says to me: "Pick any set, and give me any terrible opener you want me to say and I'm going." So i point out the same set I tried to fail at and tell him "Ask if any of them have herpes, because if so then you'll be a perfect match." V.P. being V.P. says "Fuck it" and goes up. I'm sitting there waiting 1 minute...2 minutes...at 3 minutes the girls are leaning in and I'm thinking "Dammit he pulled it off." I go get a drink and about 15 minutes later he finds me, but I have no idea if he made any close.

Later that night we're at another club and I see some bombshell platinum blondes being overly obvious staring at me from across the bar with total "doe eyes." I try to play it cool and give them a little head nod as if to say "yeah i'll ALLOW you to come over." They oblige. I get talking to one and turns out they're Chi Omega sorority sisters. We talk for a minute and I'm spitting shit game at this point (it's 1am on St. Patty's day) so eventually one of the friends starts to pull the girl I'm with away. I point at my right cheek and say "Kiss me goodbye." She kisses the right. I point at the left cheek, she kisses the left, I point at the lips, and she smiles and walks away. Probably could have pulled it off a little more sober but again, St. Patty's day.

Tonight's thursday, which here in Tempe is a party night. It's 9:23 as of writing, and I'm leaving any minute to meet Valley Playa for some booze and perfume scented debauchery at the clubs.

As I said at the beginning, I have had a MAJOR lack in posting to the forums. Props to any reader who even finds my last post. Honestly, my last post was before I committed full time to pickup so much has changed. If none of you hear from me this weekend be sure to send me a nice profanity-laced insulting message encouraging me to get back to it. Friends don't let friends slack off to jack off.

Good luck out there gentlemen, and happy sarging.

T.R.
"Turn the fear of the unknown into the excitement of potential"