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ok, so 2night i hit a club with sum m8s for another m8s 18th, anyways ill cut the chit chat, i acted like i didnt care, danced 2 the music, strong body language and what not, while i was outside BAM! NO JK! this 45 year old MILF! 8.5/10 for a milf, says high kiss's me and starts chattin, i pull my charming moves, rip out a neg or to, and BAM! K CLOSE 4 no appernt reason, thats never happened b4!! anyways after gettin with a 45 year old milf (btw im 18 but look like im 16..no jk either) i walk over 2 a group of girls, and use the "my m8s gf found pics of his ex in blah blah blah"...now to tell u the truth, ive thought opinion openers are really bad and girls would b like "wtf is he asking us for" BUT OMG IT WORKED! bam started convo with 3 girls, all ranging in the 8/10 mark, pull a few cokey jokes and wat not, finally iscolated 1 of them, and started talkin in depth..ok she had a bf, so the bf destroyers came out, THIS GIRL GAVE ME SEX EYES ALL NIGHT!...BUT i got cock blocked by her m8s fkn, so while she was leabin asked for her number, and her friends started baring, but the girl told me to go to a certain club 2morrow and we will continue the chat
if that does not make sence, sorry for it, but i just got home from that experince, still a lil tipsy, and thought id update my fellow puas!! so 2morrow when i sober up ill edit it or so on!!! tell us what u think or what details u need to know...btw..its 4am here and like i said..i am fkn tipsy as fck LOL!
night folksss!!
wow i just re-read what i wrote..i was pritty plastered...ok so now that im sober ill try clear it up a bit,
sconaldo, yes i still manged to run game drunk, i wasnt to drunk and could still control my actions, but my opener helped alot and i got lucky cause 1 of the girls in the group had a bf, and they all started comparing. When i noticed the convo was STARTING to die a bit, i kinda linked it to "who lies more, men or women" opener, i said something like "ok..we know my mate is in the wrong for havin the pics, but us guys are bad liers, so yous would know what was up right away, like honestly girls know where bad liers, but yous have to admit..girls lie way more", and re-sparked that convo (made more sence when i was drunk), i through in some DHV story about me and an ex and how were still friends(dont remember how it was relevant) but it worked, and i remember the constant kino tip, about touching every1 in the group, did that very well...eventually broke away with 1 of the girls who was atleast an HB 8 from what i remember, but she had a bf, so i ripped out sum destroyers (eg..if your bf says he doesnt check out other girls lieing blah blah, not to strong but works)..but in the end i got cockblocked by one of her mates i hadnt met and she said they where leaving, asked for her number (but dont remeber what she said bacl)..all i remember clearly is that she said to go to a certain club 2morrow night and will chat there.....
it was a great first PROPER sarge experince, considerin i hooked up with a 45yr old milf! which i never would of thought id do...but she was attracted to me straight away and she opened, so it wasnt to hard on my part
anyways yea..hope that makes more sence then my drunkin rambling^^