Hey guys just putting it out there that this is my first post of my own experiences, I just recently joined this community (not even a week) so shoot me some slack here. I'm totally open to criticism or praise here; in fact I think its always good to hear what I did wrong/right. Anyway let me get into it.

So no shit there I was, just this past weekend out at the bars with some of my buddies in downtown Columbia SC (note i'm yet to have any wings from this community). I was on a solid dry streak and hadn't gotten laid in almost a month which is alot for me. We were hanging out in one of the bars when I locked eyes with a drop dead GORGEOUS blonde. (Don't tear me apart cause I totally failed the three second rule) My nerves had me at first seeing she was wayyyyy hot and I consider myself pretty average, naturally making the move was a struggle. We took turns catching each other looking a couple times then I downed my beer and said to myself FUCK IT I GOT THIS. I threw my beer down and then made my way towards her.

She was standing across from the bar and as I walked by I gently wrapped my arm around her waist and spoke into her ear:

Me: "You are by far the most beautiful girl in this bar."

After saying that I walked away, grabbed myself another beer, and rejoined my friends like nothing happened. Minutes later she grabs me by the waist and pulls me aside.

Smoking Blonde: "You cant just say something like that to a girl and walk away.."

Me: " Oh yeah?"

SB: "Mhmm, I find it very rude."

Me: "Well how about this." I pulled her in close and kissed her, once she kissed back I drew away and went to get shots with on of my friends. Next thing you know she strolls up to me again and we start talking. I do the palm reading trick on her then the ESP routine guessing 1-10. She didnt think of 7 so i laughed it off about ESP being a heap of BS (credit style/mystery). From there we talked until we got on the subject of Netflix, which we were both obsessed with, and I told her:

Me: "How about we go back to my place to binge watch netflix and eat unhealthy drunk food?"

Took her home and a few glasses of cheap wine and two episodes of American Horror Story later we got to the good stuff making her my number 60. Y'all know how it ends.

Hoping to hear what you guys think.

--Freshh
Giving out sexual favors in the Columbia SC area

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--Freshh
Columbia SC

I like the direct style. It obviously worked. Good report.