Ok i was at the gym one day and a couple of the people i train in basketball were bragging about how im good with girls (they're young kids maybe 13-14) and one of the boys who was older (18) didn't believe them untill they told stories about how they seen me in action.The older kid needed help on his game. so i said ill help him.

a few weeks later he broke his leg. He was bored at home and called me to see could i pick him up and take him to the Mall. So me and my little cousin went to pick him up. In the car to the mall he was saying alot of suspect (kinda gay) shit, and then asked could i help him get on some girls here, i told him im a great wingman.


Ok so we get to the mall, i see this gorgeous lady working thier and asked her some questions, made her smile alot, and made her laugh ALOT, it was all going good untill i left (i usually like to come back and find the girl and say something along the lines of "i was thinking bout our conversation the whole time i was walking through the mall, i just had to ask for your number so we can talk again" i usually get the number) Afer i left her i said loudly enough that she could hear "wow she was really beautiful" and the kid screamed "to bad she won't date you, cause you don't have a job" and i saw her smile turn into a (im not pleased face)

So later i ran into a friend of mines who was shopping for his GF. he asked me to go into victorias secret and help him find a gift since i was good with women. I was lookign around when i saw this GORGEOUS, girl with the perfect body, nice big perfect ass and perfect breast. I went over and asked her questions, got her opinion of stuff and tried to be charming. She was touching me and laughing and stuff and my friend walked over thinking i already knew her, i told her to help him find his gf something and she helped (untill my friend came over) he said so many corny and lame lines that she just walked away from the group. and wouldn't talk to me when i tried to bring her back.

So mad AF i saw this perfect Spanish girl working in some store, it was closing times so i knew she wouldn't open the thing for me. The kid told me he thinks she went to his school and that she likes anime and video games and stuff (im a pro at that stuff) so i went up to her, i charmed her to letting me into the store and we talked for a while, first i asked her if she went to the school and she said "no it's been so long since i graduated high school" and i was like wait what? so then i asked her how old she was, she said "25" so i was very confused. So we kept talking and stuff untill i tried to go for a finisher move and talk to her about anime and stuff, she looked at me as if i was the biggest nerd of all time, all the attraction i build up just died and i left after getting her name.

but atleast the night ended with the both of us charming this waitress to the point where she stayed at our tabled and didn't wait other tables...i think she got fired, but it wasn't my fault, she came over and talked to us

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"My understanding of women only goes as far as the pleasure. When it comes to the pain I'm like any other bloke - I don't want to know."-Alfie