So basically I met this chick on POF yesterday and things were super awkward from the start. The chick was WAY hotter in person and I'm not exactly goodlooking. I thought to myself "oh well" if she is boring, Im going to troll her to death until she wants to go home. Disclaimer: I love to prank people and piss people off for fun Its funny.

Anyways we went to dinner at a diner and she was talking like a motherfucker. Then we got back into the car and she was complaining about some AFC shit "guys on POF always ask for sex. . Then I said, " that's lame and not classy. I dont ask for sex because it is not a concern for me. " then she smiled and I then she said "its not a concern for me either". Then I said, I don't ask for sex, I excite and tease so much you beg me for sex. Oh by the way, I don't ask to kiss either" and took the gamble and kisses her and I ended up with a finger in her dress in five minutes. We went to the park and did some bad things with 30 mph winds and then went back to her place, had sex and then went home and had sex with my girlfriend. It was pretty dope for a 350 pound guy. First HB9 in 2 years.