Word of warning: It's long, because I like full reports.

I was invited to an acquaintance's birthday party Saturday night, so I tell her I might make it.

Was supposed to start at 8, I arrived at 8:20 wearing slacks with an undershirt tucked in, a black button up (silver pin stripes) untucked with a black silk tie loose around my neck. Birthday girl's not there yet, introduce myself to the owner of the place we're partying at.

Walk into the room where people who've already arrived are (all 4 of them). The dynamic of the room is kind of funny, two HB7s talking with each other and two guys kind of mumbling to one another every now and again standing a few feet away. I introduce myself to the two guys after dropping off my coat on a chair, they're pretty chill people, I'll call them Will and Mike.

I make a loud comment "Wonder why the girls are ignoring us" in the small room with a grin on my face, both look over to me and smile. I walk over (literally 2 steps) and hold out my hand to shake, "Hi, I'm j00". Both open up and we start chatting, I pull the entire group together and we all start talking, the relief evident on all of their faces. I asked them all how they knew the birthday girl, the girls were friends with the owner of the place, Mike is an old friend, Will is Mike's roommate and just decided to come along.

Time lapse- 20 minutes. The HB7s have to go, they were just staying and chatting and were planning on leaving earlier, didn't bother with a number close or anything, as I was playing slow game and expected them to be there longer.

10 minutes after the girls leave, birthday girl arrives with a hb9.5 in tow. Now, birthday girl is a 6. Instantly I see Will's eyes perk up (he is the definition of natural, more on that later). I, having called bday girl earlier, knew that this 9.5 was underage, and communicated as much to Tim and Will before we made introductions. HB9.5 did the eye contact-look away thing a couple times before I acknowledged her, walked over and shook her hand, introducing myself to her and her other underage friend. "So you're the local jailbait" I say, and she rolls her eyes and starts talking about how much it sucks to be underage and whatever.

I bring Will into the set, Mike's off talking to the birthday girl. We get onto the subject of martial arts, as Will's a huge practitioner and I study judo and T'ai Chi.

Will could DHV his own vomit if it came down to it. The guy was just smooth. We talked about how he was from California and there were gang fights, all sorts of BS. It didn't matter if any of what he said was false, because he came off as genuine and laid back, totally alpha. "Finally someone who can match or beat me in social status. This is amazing."

I sit back and enjoy the ride, we DHV the shit out of each other backing up our stories. We talk about the fact that I lost 80 pounds in 6 months and that I have stretchy skin (False DLV, actually DHV).

Tim, birthday girl, jailbaits and myself all go down the street to grab some drinks (Tim and I were going for arizona, the young ones wanted soda). On the way back, hb9.5 was exceptionally hyper and talkative, and I said "Is she always like this? How do you guys roll with her?" Which got her to quiet down and laughs from her friends, she started being more flirty after that.

Will moves on to another girl (hb6-7) that's legal and I'm entertaining HB9.5 and her HB7 friend (Bad, huh? I turned 18 a month ago so it seemed natural). Someone was shining a laser pointer from outside up into the window of the room we were all hanging out in, so I leaned over the table in front and cupped my hand against it to look out.
Hb9.5 went underneath me and put her back to my stomach and cupped her hands to the window.

Later we were looking at eye color, and hb9.5 kept eye contact throughout, bringing her face really close to mine. I grabbed her head at one point and moved it so I could see her eyes in the light. Aquamarine. jesus christ this chick is beautiful. I let go and we make small talk about whatever.

A bit later I saw a guy who graduated from my high school the year before I did, and he kind of got that "I recognize" look in his eyes.
"Did you go to my high school?"
"Yup, I remember you, you hung out with ---"
"Yeah... weren't you a lot bigger back then?" (HUGE DHV right there. Completely awesome because it's more social proof)
"Yeah, I was 260, now I'm 180"
"Wow, man, how long did it take?"
"6 months, give or take"
"Wow, that's phenomenal man, good job"

I was asked about the loose/stretchy skin, showed him and people at party which got lots of laughs & fun. HB 9.5 grabbed the skin on my neck and pulled on it because it's stretchy there as well (that was the first place I showed, then I showed my bicep (and I'm relatively well built, losing weight by working out is the way to go)) and I said "Hey, it's 10 dollars a tug" which got a good response and a bit more kino

After that, I had to pick up my sister from work so I left hb9.5 guarding my camera bag while I was out. I decided my sister'd enjoy the party (she's underage, but a cool kid) so I brought her back with me.

I get back, the two jailbait are sitting on the ground & Will's standing up next to hb9.5, quietness right there, and more people socializing in the kitchen than the living room. I said "I see the party's gotten more lively since I've been gone!" with a grin & hung up my coat, which prompted hb9.5 to stand up and become hyper again.

I opened a four or five set of mixed guys and girls in the kitchen/living room entryway and ignored hb9.5 for a little while, had a good time talking with people and being social. The two girls and my sister were getting along great, to the point where I turned around and my sister's right hand was on hb9.5's left hip (facing each other).

"I see you two are hitting it off"
hb9.5: "No! See, I can pop my hip bone, it's really weird. Here."

She then grabs my hand and puts it on her hip/ass area, keeping her hand over it, and pops her hip.
I take my hand away in mock fright, "No way!" and put it back, she repeats.

At that point, I knew that I had her successfully gamed, but stopped all game and was purely an "uninterested gentleman". She's 15, I don't need jailbait on my conscience, and so ejected from the play.

She got bitchy when I stopped kino & didn't flirt as much, and became kind of immature while we were playing cards (night had started to die down) by trying to mock what I was saying. Just smiled and giggled at the futile attempts to derail my frame. After a game of go fish & war, Birthday girl said it was time to go home. Her ride was birthday girl, and that signified end of party (sex in a few of the rooms (jesus christ that's a scary thought, given the girls that were there) and most people gone), so I grabbed my sister and headed out.


It was successful, I didn't close the girl because she's a minor, and none of the other girls were worth trying for.

Thoughts or comments welcome.