| Sup PUA's?
Seriously... I have NO calibration. I have no idea when I'm in a1/2, c3, s2, all that stuff... Have no idea what I did wrong so I'll have to write everything so maybe someone can catch what I didn't, bear with me now:
Yesterday I arrived late to a pre-party arrangement people in norway usually have. People basically get shitfaced before going out (its expensive to buy drinks at the bar, or in the club).
So I walk to the chicks house, talk to a couple chicks I don't know standing outside having a cigarette, before I go in. This particular "preparty" was a "religious" preparty, people were dressed like christians, muslims, hindus, there was even a dude in a diaper, dressed like a baby once.. not sure what that was about.
Anyways, I walk into the living room, look around, greet people, then see her sitting in the sofa talking to some dude with a turban and a fake black beard. I tapped her on the shoulder, she turned around and:
"HEEEEEYYYY, "rockleedrift", whats up?"
"Nothing much, whats up with all the dressed up people?"
I sit down beside her, she turns her body towards me, the other guy is completely blown out at this point, and we start chatting.
I just bought a new beltbuckle with the head of the main character from "A Nightmare before christmas". She loves the belt, and the white trousersuspenders or "braces" I have on (not sure what those are called). Shes loves tim burton, so do i so i do the "i can't even talk to you now", and turn my back. I wait for it, she turns me around and its on. She starts touching my hair (I forgot the "hey misssy this shit ain't for free you know!"), but its cool. The one thing I feel I AM good at is looking in her eyes. I think I might have that from martial arts training/fights.
So we take a few pics together the first one we just put our heads together, the next, I kiss her on the cheek, the third we kiss. For some reason, I get a semi-hardon (I know, too much info, but I need to know what went wrong here). This usually does not happen at this stage, and the pants I'm wearing aren't baggy like I usually wear, so this makes me uncomfortable. But no problem, we start talking again, I want to kiss her (again) but just can't seem to pull the trigger. So shes goes to change outfits, I sosialize with some people at the party. Shes comes back we talk a bit then I say we have to go soon. "Yeah let me just round up the people". Shes goes I go to the hall way to put on my jacket and shoes. She comes down again, I put my hands on top of her shoulders, she leans in and kisses me, but just a kiss. ABSOLUTELY NO room for a make out. Kiss was too short. She just didn't want to open her mouth or something. So i put my hands around her waist, we kiss a couple more times.
I go to the place we were going to, she has to round up the people and I couldn't wait for her, had people waiting and the club.
This is the end of the story, I didn't meet her in that club cause me and my friends bounced to another one before she came.
Too little kino? too much? Didn't pull the trigger hard enough? :s lost on this one...
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