A VERY INTERESTING NIGHT


My buddy (pantyswiss) and i went out sarging last night at near by Big Ten university. This weekend is the unofficial St. Patricks day there and we knew it was a great opportunity to test out our new found skills.

The night was very good, we went to a few parties where we tested our game and it worked like a charm. We both threw out alot of neg oppeners and the girls totaly fell for it.

Ex.

pantyswiss: (standing in the doorway)

HB7.5: (pushes him slightly out of the way to get by)

pantyswiss: "wow, maybe u should introduce yourself b4 u touch me
like that"
HB7.5: "oh i'm sorry, i'm Hi@#$%" (shakes hand)

pantyswiss: "wow that is the strongest handshake ever, almost like a
man"
HB7.5: "ok lets try again" (shakes hand softly)

pantyswiss: (goes into his normal routine, ends up w/ a #close)


Later on in the night we oppened up a two set of HB8's who we gamed for a while and were ready to F-close by 3AM. Problem is we had no where to bounce them. All of our friends at the university were too drunk to be found and we had nothing but the car left. (Major DLV!!!)

Well to make a long story short, pantyswiss and myself ended up spending the night in the car in 20 degree weather under one big blanket in the most heterosexual way we could find. Oh and i had major gas problems. The alcohol was not sitting well. However we did mannage to #close the two HB8's.

I still consider the night a major succses even tho we almost froze to death in the car. The game was deffinately on and if it wasnt for not having a place to bounce, we would have deffinately had a much different ending.


Lesson Learned: Have a place to stay when its freezing outside!!

i love it! haha

times like those, although they must suck at the time, are the best memories ever. "We couldn't find a place to fuck these broads so we slept in a van together under one blanket" talk about irony lol.

hahaha yea...and i think my pocket was picked! mystery tip# 324- flash cash.

haha done. it was fuckin halarious though. but we lived and did not die and the girls still wanna see us again. so you live and you learn i guess.

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Sounds like a fun night. I would say a succesful sarge trip especially the girls want to see you agian.

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