Hey this is the field report of my first night sarging after learning what a pick up artist was from Style's book which was a gift from a friend, so I would love some feedback on what I did well and what I didn't do so hot.
I was out at a local college bar in buffalo with 3 friends who absolutely despise the concept of being a PUA because "Only fags need help trying to get women." Haha whatever they're my boys, and they're still fun to go out with...
We were in the bar hanging out for 5 minutes when my friend went up to these 2 HB's (Both 8's) that were constantly being forced to relocate to different spots all around the bar because guys were following them everywhere.... In Buffalo 8's are very rare, so you can understand the desperation with which the guys threw themselves at them. My friend, being an AFC, went straight up to them and asked them if he could buy them drinks. Of course they smiled at him and were very sweet to him as they proceeded to order grey goose with cranberry juice. As soon as they got the drinks they shut him out of the set and he walked back feeling very sad. At this point I made my approach. I walked up to the side of them at the bar and ordered a beer. They glanced my way and then proceeded to ignore me. I gave the one standing next to me a tap on the shoulder, and then after she looked at me I told her that her and her friend must be pretty special girls to get a guy like my friend to buy them drinks. They gave me the "omg this guys a creep" look and just responded with a disheartening "what?"

Me: Well there's lot's of pretty girls in the bar tonight and theyre not getting drinks from him, do you guys have some special talent or something?

HB1: haha well I'm a good singer

Me: Please, your gonna have to do better than that if your trying to pick me up, (Turning to HB2) please tell me you've got something better than that, like can you lick your elbow or something

HB2: (Tries to lick her elbow...... way to go retard, nobody can do that) ugh I can't!

Me: Ohhh so close, well are you girls at least from somehwere interesting?

HB2: We're from Long Island!

Me: Hahaha thats strike 3! (I roll off and HB1 grabs my arm) Hey easy on the merchandise

HB1: Wait wait where are you from!?

and it escalated from there. It turns out that both of them were bisexual and single so needless to say I was stoked out of my mind to see how awesome being a PUA is. However about 30 minutes later it all fell apart. My friend who had bought them drinks came over and started to jump into the conversation we were having and started giving them his major accomplishments under the poor disguise of some random stories. After about 30 seconds of this I excused myself to the bathroom to try and come up with a new plan. When I came out a minute later the girls had once again migrated to the other side of the bar, so I went and gave my friend a swift kick in the nuts and went over to talk to another girl who was a friend of mine. After about 15 minutes HB1 and HB2 came back asking me how I was getting home, and since I had driven I offered them a ride. I was invited upstairs and we talked for a little bit and HB2 left. This hurt pretty bad, but then I started hookin up with HB1. Unfortunately this is where I crashed pretty hard because no matter how hard I tried I couldn't F close her.
If you've made it this far can you offer me any advice for what I could have done differently or give some advice on f closing. Thanks

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You kiss closed on your first night out. That's great work.

If she's not keen on the F-Close straight away, give her some time, I'm assuming you got her number, drop some text game on her, go out on a fun date (bowling or something), build more comfort then try again.

Good stuff! i love it when friends hate on the concept of PUA. They're usually AFC. But there is nothing sweeter then picking up infront of them. The opener u used was different but good and the negs were well timed. over all u ran some solid game on those two. it would have been sweet to have a threesome tho if they were bi. You can't f-close that easy it usually takes at least 7 to 8 hrs of time put in. if you got her number call or text to meet up again keep up ur game and u'll f-close.

Cheers

Some tips for the f-close based on what I just saw this weekend... because I got no LMR to speak of with my last girl:

Mystery is dead-on when he says the girl wont give any LMR if she feels like you two are pair-bonded, or you have your brain hijacked by her. I did stuff like I'd call her and drop little lines like "You know why you suck? You're going to make me fail my math class. I already have enough ADD in that class already without you popping into my head randomly." The key point here being that I'm a little agitated that I'm thinking about her all the time and I "don't understand" why that's happening.

Cook her dinner or something (while being really cocky funny and busting her balls of course). The combination of gentleman/cocky son of a bitch is a lady-slayer, and giving her food I think taps into some primal part of her brain that tells her you're going to stick around.

Ask yourself, do you think she feels like you're going to stick around?

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try-hard

if that was your first night out sarging, imagine what will be in the next few

good luck, i'm still reading through style's book before i start testing that =)