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| Mcluvin | PostPosted: Sun Nov 17, 2013 3:05 pm | |
| Offline | | New to MPUA Forum | Joined: Sat Nov 09, 2013 10:57 pm Posts: 1 | | so I just came to Finland and the kinetics here are unfamiliar and stated sarging to figure out how is it here and that was just the last weekend:
1. me n my friend (he has been in Scandinavia for a while so far)in the bar saw 2 chicks out smokin, so we moved out and used the usual opener, '' do you have lighter'' and started convo like where are you from? I told her to guess they were like greece, turkey, spain n we told them we live in Sweden we've just came to visit and they were happy to speak in English the girl with me was prettier than the other so I whispered in her ear (cheeks touching) that she is more beautiful than her friend n she liked it (bitches like it all the time) then they said they need to go to do something I don't remember. no closure.
2. 2 girls sitting inside the bar we just sat beside them on the couch then I asked them if I can sit there (smartass) same usual openers and convo they were not that much interested and said they are heading to the night club for dancing and said we can come dance in there ( I'm not a noise fan)
3. 3 girls sitting in the same bar one of them is +11 we just sit beside them and greetings saying it's our first time here and we wanna to know how is it and bla bla they were not interested though they offered us a free beer so we took the beer n left (cheers)
4. outside smoker girls again lighter opener and the girls were cold like finland so we just left.
5. then we moved to Mc-shit (fucking hate it I only go there to pee) my wingman wanted to pee so I sat there saw a hot redhead (my weakpoint) coming by me so I raised hands for high5 and she smacked it and got to her couch so I asked her to give me some potato fries and she looked so responsive and generous so I moved beside her talking and laughing together but her friend were cockblocking at that time I got rescued by my friend (his name is Georgi by the way) he started talking to her and she knew no English nor Swedish only Finnish but he had to keep her busy coz that's the deal. So we all went out for smoking outside and things escalated kino , hugging and touching, she was so susceptible but then asked me not to rush so I started talking about her pierce, touching n kissing them lips, earrings and so on. I asked her to come with me home but she said no coz I don't know you, phone # also no then I got her fb. (may be finns don't like foreigners, no offense just felt so).
6. that was supposed to be in the beginning, I just got into a bar and sit by the counter ordered a beer and a girl came by me I told what beer to choose and it was shitty anyway she stated talking about herself and she is studying and bla bla bla for 1 minute then her friends called her (fucking hate cockblokers).
7. last one in another bar 2 girls sitting we just sat on their coach n introduced ourselves asked about them they were waitress just finished their job so the girl I talked to was unresponsive (fucking hate hard to get bitches) talked about her boyfriend who hasn't seen him in a year (liar bitch) so I didn't want to continue but my wing was doing well with his girl so I had to keep her busy till he closed his girl. (his girl had an old nokia like the one I had in 2003 I liked it)
Peace and my force be with you
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