ok so i have this hat that looks extremely goofy. message me if you want to see. so i deicde that it would be a perfect peacocking tool for last night. so i decide to go out to the club and do some serious field test. so i get into the club and i immediatley see a bunch of people i know. girls are coming up and hugging me, and asking about my hat, wanting to wear it and everything. so i grab thier hands and let them pet the fur. (GOOD KINO) as the girls are hugging me and being loud and everything, other girls are noticing HUGE DHV. so i go over into another set, again i know a few people. now in this set i find a target.

so i say to the girl i know
me: is she always on her phone like that
turn to herme: you look like your having so much fun, why arnt you dancing?
her:i dont feel like dancing yet
me: alright save me a dance. im going to be back for it

so i spot this HB 9 just standing by the bathroom smoking a cigarette.
i approach her (still wearing the hat)
me: is there nyway that your nice enough to give me a.... a....a. i blank
her: a drag?
me:yes thats exaclty what i meant
she tells me that she likes my hat. then...
me: so why is it that your standing over here and not out there dancing
her: tells story how 2 guys that are into her roll up with 2 skanky bitches AND tells me not 1 guy has asked her to dance !!!! HUGE IOI

so i grab her hand and say come on lets go. **note the ALPHA LEADING**
she grinds up on me and is in this short little skirt all these guys are standing around watching. then some other dude comes up to the front (she pushes him off) then she goes up to some other dude and we are like sandwhiching her. shes is really grinding into me at this poin as were dancing im like rubbing her thighs.

so i get bored and tell her. save me a dance im going to be back around and collect on it.

so at this point im thirsty for some beer. my buddy tells me that they are doing 5$ pitchers. come to find out they only have $3 bottles left. so all i have is a five left. this give me a good chance to open some sets

1st set all women siting at a table
i approach
me: LADIES this is a matter of national security.
i tell them about the pitcher situation then i say
me: i need 1 dollar contributed to the drunk fund.
they tell me to sell myself.
so i hold out my hand to a random chick and motion to like go dance. she is not going for it
so they totally tell me to go find a fat chick and see if they will give me a dollar.
they totally blow me out of the set but its all good im unphased

set 2 2 girls 1 guy
i run the same routine they shut me down.

so i go out on the dance floor and look for another set

GOLDEN SET 3!!!!! 2 chicks

so these 2 chicks are dancing, not letting any guys dance with them.
so i approach and say
me: ladies i need a birthday dance, my birthday is tommorrow!
they are like no way, how old are you like 15?
me: actually its like my 40th bday i come here to pick up young girls.
they laugh and want to see my id
i show them. that builds huge rapport because i was not lying
IMPORTANT- they pick up the conversation and say ok but the hat isnt doing it for me, you have to take off the hat.

so i take off the hat and they start dancing with me. i put the hat right back on immediatley

then a few songs later they are like
"ok stay here, dont move from this spot we will be right back"

i give it a second then i go back around to the HB 9
and i tell her "ok im coming to collect on that dance"
so we go and dance
HERE IS HUGE DHV
the girl brings me a beer while i amdancing with this chick.
DHV BOTH WAYS
so this chick is a huge slut and starts dancing with other guys againg o i leave

i go back to the two chicks, tell them thanks.
girl 1 ask me my name and she tells me hers and her friends. i hug them instead of a handshake.
so we are dancing, im building rapport and comfort asking questions talking, dancing, she tells me stuff about herself.
so i freeze out the target and start talking to her friend then go back to talking to her
fuck this report is getting long..............
i continue building rapport. then i leave
i go to the slutty HB 9 and give her my phone and say
put your number inand we can get together sometime.
she doesnt accept my phone
>>>>so i insist one more time and she gives me a number. turns out to be some dudes number.
so i go back to SET 3 which by the way both are HB10
we start dancing
this whole time i have been dancing with both of them at the same time
then HERES IS WHERE I GOT COCKBLOCKED
a bouncer comes up and says he is throwing me out for under age drinking and drags me away. o they take me out side and rip off my wrist band
HERE IS WHERE IT GETS BETTER
i wait out side for a min, i had a suspiction the girls would come out there and i could # close, then they tell me i have to get off the property.

so i turn around and sure enough they come out, but i am off in the distance and they cant see me.

so i go home and try and rember the girls name and look her up on facebook right before i was about to pass out. i find a irl who looks like her and i send her a friend request.

so i had a severe case of the ONE ITIS today and could not quit thinking about how i did notget the # close before i got thrown out

so i check my myspace today and guess who sent me a friend request
THIS CHICK FROM LAST NIGHT!!!!! AND SHE MAKES A COMMENT FROM ONE OF MY NEGS!!!!!!!!!

so now i feel like a pimp because she took the time to find me on myspace. HUGE IOI right?

this girl is a HB10, my first one since i have strted transforming into a PUA. turns out she does alot of modeling and ooooo man does she look good so that my report of how i worked the club nd became a pimp in just and hour and a half. if you have any questions or advice please leave a comment.

Later,
THE ONE AND ONLY MUTHA FUCKING T-DUB[/url]

I dont get why they threw you out, didnt you say you were 40?

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What I say when I see her is what I'll say.

Im guessing fake ID

Good story btw. Hope things work out. My best peacocking hat is my cowboy hat. Works like a motherfucking charm every night.

im a believer

What are you waiting for, post the pic of your hat!

add me on facebook or myspace and there is a picture

Awesome story and agreat move with the double DHV.

Don't ask girls for money its a real DLV and I am not surpised they blew you out of the water there.

Unfortunatley you deserved it.

Post a picture of the hat bro you have the whole forum wondering what it looks like!!!!???