I walk into an American Eagle to by some jeans and this HB8 folding a pair walks up next to me and mutters to herself these go some where. All i can think to myself is omg thank you for making this so easy. So I neg her by making fun of her confusion. She giggles and goes back to the changing rooms. I pick a few pairs out and go back there. She grabs a Number one tag, and then asks how many I have I say two and she tries convincing me that i told her one. I tell her, well I’m not the one that’s getting lost in my own store. She tells me that she trusts I won’t take anything and that she will give me the benefit of the doubt.

The girl sits outside of the changing room and keeps getting me pants. It was funny as hell. Then i ask her to pick a pair, she keeps changing her mind. Neg again.

I sadly get forced into leaving dew to the store closing just at the start of A3, 15 more min and I could have bounced her to the starbucks across the walk. Sigh...

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