So I'm a senior in High School...not a "popular" guy but everyone knows me as the only guy on campus who can hold MLTR's. I went out to lunch with a bunch of seniors. Of the was the star running back/"pretty boy", the quarterback, another football player, and some girls we chill with. Usually I dont chill with these meat heads but I decided I was gonna shoot down their "I'm beter than you no matter what" attitude. I decided I wasnt gonna leave without gettin the bartender to buy me a $100 margarita...I came close

So I notice this bartender checking me out. I decide to approach her.

ME: So are you always alone or is this a bad day for ya?
HER: Well its slow around here at this time, I'm really a popular girl(qualifying)
ME: Really? Thats interesting...I dont believe you. You say that but all these workers doing nothing arent talking to you or anything...how can you be popular?
HER: Well then why--
ME: Dont make it to long I gota get back to my friends soon, but proceed
(She acts offended and shoots IOI's)
HER: I'm not gonna tell you now you made me mad(with a smile)
ME: Oh well, wel you can see I'm not a loner like you, see all those people lookin at me wonderin when I'm coming back?
HER: Yea you must be the popular man on campus
ME: nah just the coolest
She laughs(IOI)
ME: I tel you what, I'ma make a prediction and if im riht your gonna buy me that $100 margarita.
(She nods)
ME: I think youre real into me and your wondering why I havent asked for your number yet
(HEr eyes flash, smiles, kinos, and touches hair all at once)
ME: hey thas two for contact(tap her arm twice)
HER: well maybe I do like you a bit
ME: please we both know youre into me, now how bout you get me my winnings so i can get back to my group?
HER: I would but my boss is over there and your a little young to be gettin this, I tell ya what...how bout ya come back tonight and ill hook you up(winks)
ME:What makes you think youre special enough for me to come back? I tel you what, give me your number and we'll make the arrangements at a later date.
HER: Ill take you up on that(write down her number)

So I leave and go bak to my group and the football players are like "Dude how did you do that? shes like 4 years older than you?!"
I brush it off and finish eating and leave

Critiques?

YOU AREE THE MAN!!!

That is the attitude i like to see. I donno, i'm still new to the game, but I don't think you really did anything wrong. Your game was pretty tight. That's kind of what I like to see. I'm trying to stay away from routines, I think you are a better PUA when it is all natural and it just flows from you.

Good job man!
Not many mistakes there i think.

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