Ok, I know some of you are going to think i'm a piece of shit but I kissed a girl and I have a girlfriend. i'm going to break up with my girl friend when i move out at the end of this month. I've stuck with her through her kicking drugs and she has mental issues, I decided it was time to move on. she has literally put me through hell and as a AFC i put up with it. Enter a cute intern. Last week with her was great, I got a Kasey and a little touch. but this week she has been distant, now i know why. i guess another intern, a gay guy, told her i have a gf. this week i have been very nice to the gay guy and realize, at some point she told him about us and he told her i have a gf. here is how our texting went down today.
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Me: 11:16 AM
Me: 11:21 AM
Me: you're no fun, do u have [other intern who likes me] number so I can text her instead 11:24 AM
SF: Ouch! i wasn't aware i was supposed to respond to blank texts. but i'm also just trying to be a law-abiding citizen...it's illegal to drive and text now 11:27 AM
Me: lol I can picture u swerving as u respond. remind me to get you a phonebook from the office to help u see over your dash when u get back, k?

11:29 AM
SF: Lol my doctor promised me i would be 5'4". i'd like those 2 missing inches any day now 11:31 AM
Me: nah you're funsize, its the second most attractive thing about u 11:35 AM
Me: you're not playing along, Im starting to get so bored that I might start running game on [fat girl]. well... maybe not THAT bored 11:41 AM
SF: Hey so i heard you have a girlfriend so this should stop. we can be friends but i don't think it should go any further. 1:39 PM
Me: sounds good to me. btw going through a breakup thanks. 1:42 PM
Advice please. I'm thinking about playing cool, freezing. I know she was mad into me last week and in about a week and a half i will be single. I know i probably sound like a piece of shit, but my girlfriend has literally put me through hell and i need to move on, if you want to hate on me in understand.