The opener and the hook:

Hey guys . well last Thursday night was my second official sarging schedule and boy was it fantastic .

I recall me first one which was seven days earlier was concentrating on openers and body language.



This time its about A2 and building attraction:


I opened 5 to 6 sets and here is the review of each :


Set # 1 ( 4 HBS):

AVK: Hey guys can I get your female opinion about something:

HBS: Yeah sure

(they are leaning waiting for something interesting to come out)

AVK: Is kissing considered cheating ?

HBS: (They start laughing) well yeah , I mean if you saw your girlfriend with another guy would'nt you consider that as cheating?

AVK: I dont know NAAAH I dont give a crap !!!

AVK: But what if a girl was kissing another girl

HB: BLA BLA BLA

then I withdraw myself away




SET # 2 (3 HBS):

AVK: Hey guys my friend overe here had his girlfriend catch his with his X girlfriends pictures

HBS: OOOOH !!! your a very bad boy (pointing to my friend)

HBS: You know your friend is better looking than you (Shit testing)

AVK: Yeah well its the inside that counts (trying to plow )

(A fourth HB comes in )

AVK: Hey you have something on your mouth (As I try to touch her face she leans out and think its weird )

HB: What are you doing ...

AVK: Well there is something on your face, its right there (pointing towards her lips)



AVK withdraw



Now im going to jump to the final set which really hooked


AVK: Hey guys Can I have your female opinion about something ?

HB: Yeah sure

AVK: I just caught my friends X-girlfriend with another guy right , I soo wanted to bitch slap her.


HB: (LAUGHING )

AVK: Ok listen since im a guy and your a girl maybe you can go bitch slap her for me what do you think ?

HB: (BOTH OF THEM LAUGHING )

AVK: So you guys beleive in ESP ?

HB: whats that ?

AVK: I can totally read your mind out ...

HB: No fucking way

AVK: (The numbers routine)

HB: (Laughing again)

AVK: So where you from you have a very funny accent....

HB: Im from south Africa

HB: Guess how old I am...

AVK: (Talking to her ugly friend) hey help me out here she looks to young to be in such a place, but judging her by her MAN feet she looks bit young

Ugly friend: thats not a polite thing to say

AVK: Hey who gives a crap

AVK: (I started applying the fingers routine , the one where you seperate the index finger from both hands and start twirling , problem is her fingers did not attach back so by then the whole act was over and I totally blow the set)


Now guys please take into consideration that I was in a MAJOR LOUD VENUE . so I had HBs talk to me but I could not hear shit thats why the whole gaming thing was sooo out of sync.

Any reviews would be great