| First field report, let me know if this is TL;DR or other feedback.
Sunflower (SF) got an internship at my work a few weeks back. she is 22 i am 26. She is a cute 6.5 and I am a 7.5 IMO, but I have always been rather clumsy with women.
Rewind to a year or two ago I read "How to Win Friends and Influence People" which helped make me a social butterfly. I also read "What Every Body Is Saying", which is a great book to help you tell if someone is interested in you (makes reading IOIs easy as pie). Stuck in a relationship of broken promises by the other half, I wanted to make something happen with SF. This would be HUGE as I've never successfully picked up a woman IRL, up just twice through OK Cupid.
Fast forward to a few weeks ago, I look into books on seduction tips and come across the book The Game. I read and am intrigued, then I see Mystery's name and laugh, I always thought that guy was an actor, how wrong I was! Great book, have finished it yet. I freshen up my wardrobe a touch, if I have one thing it is an amazing sense of dress style. I buy a few unique subtle and stylish jewelry pieces from Etsy and work out more often than usual.
I flirt with her but just for fun. There is another intern at work, a nice guy who has a feminine voice but has dated girls, NiceGuy. SF and NG are really cool. I say casually we should all go to lunch, no one can that day.
Next week I mention how many great places there are to eat in the area, you guys want to go out? NG can't, I ask SF she says yes, cool, play it casual, take her to an Italian place. Tell entertaining stories, such as my friend who went to a former Czech country and got stopped by police three times (from The Game) and stories my friend told me about his wild life that I said were mine. I kept her entertained. Talk about getting wine, end up not just because don't want to be too obvious. When leaving she offers to pay half... what do I do? I found a new technique possibly, I paid, which reinforced we were on a date, but felt silly about paying like a sucker. she said thanks, I said you buy next time, I'll get a steak and a lobster which obligated her to another private lunch, but made it seem like I tricked her into buying a future more expensive meal so I didn't seem like a pushover. she sends me a fb friend RQ bingo! I wait until the next day and add her.
FB transcription: copied [sic].
ME: thanks for the add. ps you're fired for having too much alcohol on your page, [wild partying boss lady] would never look at you the same way *shakes head disapprovingly*
Thursday 3:59pm
SF: hahaha, well then i'll just take my $23.12 and leave. but i'm pretty sure the alcohol content on my page would just make her like me more, and firm up my status as one of the coolest interns to ever grace [company], no big deal.
ME: rules 372 don't remind [my name] he's at [company] instead of a bar DT
ME: rule broken
SF: but on the bright side, our alcohol consumption can possibly mean that we're just smarter than everyone else. but we already knew that, right? [link to study talking about smart people drinking more than stupids]
ME: whoever wrote that was drunk, you're drink
ME: drunk*
ME: lol or maybe i am
SF: haha, i think we'd all be better off drunk. maybe i'll start bringing water bottles here with me and just tell everyone it's [NG]'s spark drink. i bet [work] could get really interesting
ME: or we could grab a 6pack tom at lunch break. ass the saying goes keep it simple silly
SF: hahaha, don't tease me with those plans, because i'm down if you are
ME: I tripple-dog dare you.
SF: you broke protocol and skipped to the most serious dare! but you're on. let's split it and see what we can do with the [work] that is rumored to be coming in tomorrow while we have a nice little buzz. are you in? because i triple-dog dare you.
ME: sure don't puss out
SF: never
NEXT DAY - LUNCH
we play the numbers game, i guess neither right, i say that she's cheating or something similar. we go get firehouse, ride back to Walmart, get beer from cooler section, they're warm, drink one each and I'm called back to the office. she seemed a bit unsure of me when we were drinking in a back area in the walmart parking lot, so I didn't try to make out, but made her feel more comfortable with me alone. we play a game smuggling and hiding the beer into the office fridge. joke via text she can only drink one beer.
SF: i'm trying to find a flattering shot of [picture of someone related to work]...it's just not happening for her. also, one beer was not enough, haha
ME: [funny picture related to someone at work] found one
SF: oh my god. that's the best. and to think...if i had just had a few more beers i might have even put it in
ME: we can fix that I just so happen to know where to find some
we exchange numbers because its easier to plot via text I say, also there was another girl with SFs name in my phone, I framed it like she might have been a past lover and that she would be the new Sunflower, changing the old girls contact info to hers. this worked as a neg and reinforced her as a possible lover.
Me: stop reading text messages at work 3:09 PM
SF: Holy shit you are a psychic! 3:09 PM
Me: I told you WUT 3:10 PM
SF: What number am i thinking of right now? 3:10 PM
Me: 420 3:11 PM
SF: That was a better number than i came up with myself. so does that mean you still get credit? 3:11 PM
Me: of course. you lost the bet 3:12 PM
SF: I'm a walking disaster. losing bets, [work related stuff i've teased her about]... 3:14 PM
Me: good point, if you didn't owe me a drink I probably wouldn't put up with you 3:15 PM
SF: No, you still would, because then you'd probably have to put up with one of the other silly girls. i'm sure [another cute intern i was flirting w negging bc shes got a tough personality] would love to go drinking with you. or 3:18 PM
SF: better yet, [goofy intern]. and her fedora. 3:18 PM
Me: hmmm maybe i should. you havent exactly proven you can drink more than... one beer 3:31 PM
SF: I chickened out! [boss] and [boss2] are here...and you might as well give me a second chance since i'll be buying next time! 3:34 PM
Me: [boss] and [boss2] are drunk. u can buy me a drink before I go to [afterwork gig] 4:32 PM
SF: 4:41 PM
SF: That was shitty phone speak for deal, haha 4:43 PM
Me: I have no idea what language the text you just sent is. 4:45 PM
Me: I feel like an extra comma or period belongs in there somewhere, but still can't make sense of it. 4:48 PM
SF: Haha, i'm saying i agree with your stipulation of buying your drink before your gig 4:49 PM
SF: Was that clear enough english? haha 4:49 PM
Me: when u get drunk you're only a make u communicate w text only 5:13 PM
Me: wow drunk text 5:14 PM
Me: we have to drink then communicate via text* 5:16 PM
Me: multitask fail 5:16 PM
SF: Yeah, who can't speak english now? i've actually received many compliments on my ability to text while drunk. if one is ever unreadable, it means i'm ver 5:20 PM
SF: y very drunk. 5:20 PM
Me: I got an A in English. ya better ask somebody! 5:24 PM
Me: u ready to bounce 6:24 PM
SF: I need a couple more minutes to finish up a release thing 6:25 PM
SF: Done! 6:39 PM
Me: cool in my car 6:40 PM
she follows me to a bar DT. 7pm downtown get a drink sit outside three chairs her purse in the middle one. small talk as she's in the middle of the story I interrupt to make fun of her when she followed me DT saying she looked cute like an old lady behind the wheel as she followed me, a neg. I say let's move inside - its windy. I sit down first, she puts purse on middle chair, its loud, can't hear each other talk, I use this to my advantage by moving her stuff while she's talking about something she's interested in and sit next to her, this makes her feel comfortable having me close. environment still not right for a move. we go across the street to cool bar I was waiting to open at 730. talk eye contact, smiling joke about sexual stuff. talk about the beach say nice tan or is it just the orange lights overhead? I take my flashlight app and use this as an excuse to move to her side, do tan inspection. her body language is leaning away from me. I lean back and relax until she chills. small talk about kissing, then joke about her having sex w someone she elaborates on a beta she hooked up w I neg her playfully. I ask her if she wants to kiss me, she looks up and laughs, no reply, then yes. kiss. work in tongue, she does meh, I told her to stick it out, I lick it like a clit. i must say i am great at kissing and believe i can get girls wet with my kiss. i lean back slowly shes leaning over me kissing way into it. i pull back and say chill out as a joke neg, she's leaving way over me as i pull away. gotta go, as I do. walk back to cars. push her against the car grab her hair a bit make out, rub her vag slightly over pants, she likes, rub her clit over pants. gotta go, I can tell she wants more, leave her needy.
EDIT: Forgot some mirroring. When we went to the first bar I ordered a sprite and vodka, she ordered a sprite and tequila, second bar i ordered a captain and coke and she ordered a jack and coke. i noticed this and teased her a bit. she paid for the first set of drink i paid for the second.
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