| Your style is too appealing for someone who has yet to develop their own- (format: credit J)
How do those cold hearted bitches do it! I knew she saw right through me when I tried to ditch her on my first attempt but failed miserably only to follow it up using the transparent excuse of having to get back to my friends immediately after... It crushed my heart leaving her on the dance floor turning back only to see her looking like a puppy on her way to the pound. There have only been a few instances in my life where I experienced slow motion and to get a feel for how epic those experiences were the most recent one was when I was allowed the beautiful opportunity to kiss Lord Stanley after the Ducks won the Championship last year. And here I stand now, at a shitty club with a crappy DJ, walking away from an unkown girl completely void of energy and I am getting slow motion again?! What the hell? I had to mad dog the DJ to get the spotlight off of her as she was running the risk of being burned even more.
I am a horrible person...
Players in Attendance:
Original Gangsters
J the Ripper
Joker
Dark Knight
Showcase
Lucky31337
OC Gangsters
Jack
Yenwen
Status636
Jackett
King Kong
Ferret
Anoruka
We get to the club, dressed like Kings and glowin' like rock stars and I knew this was going to be an epic night. Were waiting in the guestlist line, having a blast when it was my turn to get searched. The guy who was searching me who also had the high paying job of putting "x's" on patrons who are under the legal age for drinking saw that I had an "S" on my hand as well which happened to be from the previous night at a salsa club. He asked me if I went to place X and I told him yeah! Turns out he is a promoter and he gave me his card and the night was off to a good start and we haven't even gotten inside yet.
Notable Sets from the night
Dance floor Wing with Ripper
Ripper tells me he wants to open a set on the dance floor. Alright, lets do it. Walkin around the dance floor movin' to the beat he sees a 5 set. Without hesitation he has this girl hooked and I have no idea wtf he just said. I started to see glances from the friends and I knew I had to do my job! I bust into the circle and get the attention of all the girls and the one guy with my stellar dance moves leaving them in a zombie like trance wondering how this white boy can shake his ass so eloquently yet slightly scandalous at the same time. J works his magic and turns the target therefore isolating her and I can see them out of the corner of my eye. As with any group of girls that I initiate I always start a circle and state that anyone who is in the middle of the circle has to go crazy! They love this and after I demo my best "ride that pony" I push the girls and the guy in one by one I realize that I have no targets. This goes on for about 5 minutes or so, taking turns dancing with one another and by this time Dark Knight entered the circle as well with his crazy dance moves and we were havin' a good time. I see J leave and D.K. and I decide to follow suit after I catch the girl's names only to see the latina mama dubbed Orchid to give me AI throughout the night. Good set overall and I am very happy with my job winging during that set.
Dance Floor Set with Dark Knight
I decided that I wanted to go a little more direct with a dance floor set and not be as playful by jumping in the middle of a circle like I usually do so I thought I would use something that Lucky31337 taught me last week- just grab 'dem bitches and bring them on over to you!
Note: This only works if you don't look like a chode- meaning- you should be dancing by yourself or with your buddies having a good time, NOT walking around with a pussy parched tongue hanging out of your mouth drooling at all the beautiful women like they are some oasis in the middle of the fucking sahara desert!
We are dancing, gettin' down and dirty like the crazy mother fuckers we are on the dance floor and D.K. noticed a two set behind me. Alright, time to head in. I turn around, look at the two girls, stick out my hand, and pull one of them to me and take the other one to D.K. My partner dancing has been getting a lot more solid now that I have taken some advice from niceguy (1) and started to implement a little physical push-pull and standard casanova twirls on the dance floor. I noticed that the girls tend to dance a lot longer with you and still be interested if you do this. Granted if you were an excellent dancer you could probably do whatever you want but hey, I'll get there someday.
So we're dancing away and I notice that D.K.'s girl is getting freaky deeky meanwhile my girl has glued on her face an enormous smile that caused her to bust up laughing every 35 seconds or so which was not exactly helping the vibe. I try to be playful with her and I notice that she has a camera in her hand! I slowly take her camera out of her hand and motion to take a picture with the 4 of us 'myspace' style. We do and I'm about to take another picture when some guy comes all up on my grill! Hold up back up sit down rewind! Check out this mother fucker! CHECK - OUT - THIS - MOTHER - FUCKER! Basically- I got owned by the friend... I'm guessing she was laughing at him behind my back while we were dancing but whatever, it was a fun set while it lasted.
Wing skills getting Lucky31337 a 4 way Kiss
Standing on the smoking patio perched on the railing talking to God knows who, about God knows what, who also happened to smell God awful I noticed Lucky31337 coming over to me. But it wasn't just Lucky31337, it was Lucky31337 +1. For some reason all of us have the strange desire to take Pick-up and transform that not only in the metaphorical sense but also in the literal. So waiting for Lucky31337 to get over to me, already knowing what he was going to do to her when they got over to me, I was forced to put out my cigarette. Now with my hands free for the girl, who when rested in my arms slightly resembled a "hot potatoe;" I recieved the instant desire to pass her on to someone else lol. I carried her a bit looking for someone to pass her onto when all of a sudden I get a rather harsh tap on the back to the loud and deep voice demanding me to "put her down!"
OH SHIT!
slowly....
I turn around
OH SHIT!
A 300 lb. 6'5" black dude is gonna kick my ass for carrying his girlfriend!!!!
AHHH!!!!
Good thing I wasn't wearing my confederate flag beer bottle opener belt that day... hah jk- I don't own such ignorant pieces of clothing
Turns out he was the bouncer and tells me that I am not allowed to pick up the chicks at the club. All of a sudden another bouncer comes over and asks whats going on.
Bouncer B: Hey, whats going on? (is there a problem tone but not harsh)
Bouncer A: I was just telling this guy to not pick up chicks so he doesn't get kicked out by another bouncer
Bouncer B: What do you mean, I see no problem with that...
Bouncer A: I'm talking about problems insurance purposes wise
Bouncer B: ... [confused]
Bouncer A: I mean LITERALLY picking them up...
Bouncer B: [high five to me] props man, godo job. [to bouncer A] I still don't see a problem with picking up chicks, thats what he came to the club for, stop tripping out man.
Bouncer A: ... I mean PICKING the Girls up and walking them around!
Bouncer B: [the light finally switched on] AHHHhhh! I thought you meant just picking up chicks not physically.
Jack: To be honest picking them up physically helps you pick them up literally lol
Bouncer B: Yeah, I could see that. Well man, do us a favor and don't go carrying girls around anymore alright? Good luck bro have a great night.
So I was finally able to get back to the set when I noticed that the chick was gonna take a picture of the two girls. I take the camera from her when she says:
HB1: Are you going to take a picture of our faces?!
HB2: Yeah, are you going to take a picture of our face?
Jack: [wondering what they wanted to hear...] Hell no, turn around I'm going to take a picture of your sexy ass
HB2: [tries to take camera back] No! [in playful voice] We want you to take a picture of our face first!
Jack: [haha whatever, I thuoght they didn't want me to since they said something but oh well] Ok ok ok. Face first. But, only catch is that this picture you have to put your serious faces on. NO FUCKING SMILING! If you smile then you are out of the picture... ok?
HB1,2,3: Yeah yeah ok ok, serious faces on girls [for some reason they got really into it haha]
Jack: HB2 I TOLD YOU SERIOUS FACE!! YOUR OUT OF THE PICTURE! Ok, HB1,3 get together were going to take a REAL serious face picture... No cheaters this time
HB2: No NO NO! I CAN DO IT!! [she gets back in the middle of them]
Jack: [takes picture] Haha that was great guys, one more but this time your best funny face [take picture and all of a sudden Lucky31337 comes in] Okay, now for the last picture, your best scandalous face. Scratch that, 4 way kiss! [I put the camera over the tops of their heads and they get buck wild. I intentionally mess up and have to take the picture a few times haha]
Practicing my Salsa Skills on the crowded dance floor
This is by far the cutest girl of the night I was able to interact with as niceguy (2) and I have the same affinity and soft spot in our cold hearts (jk) for the latina mamas.
Aye chico!
Lucky31337 and I were roaming the dance floor when he just jumps in a set that I didn't notice. WOHOO! He isn't dancing with the hot one! I noticed this girl earlier and throughout the night being approached by many of the guys, even with decent success by Anoruka, and I knew it was on. This girl was a 9 in my book as she had the body of aprhodite and the hair resembling the likes of samson, which is what I like most in a woman- long dark hair. Not trying to game you readers but hair can tell alot about a person...
We start dancing and I start to twirl her and shit and she asks me if I salsa. YES! I learned last night I told her! We start doing some basic steps on the crowded dance floor which is really hard and I run her through my routine that I learned and she fucking gobbled that shit up like thanksgiving dinner at the homeless shelter. I'm not exactly sure what happened and what she wanted me to do but she grabbed the arm of my coat and pulled me over to where her friend and LUcky31337 were dancing. She is holding my arm while dancing with her friend and me at the same time (in no way trying to push me onto her friend as she was feelin' me I could tell) but all of a sudden LUcky31337 leaves and I decided to bounce out as well. I should have gone for the makeout or #close but oh well. Live and learn. Next time.
There were a few other notable sets which involved me steping out of my comfort zone and being more direct, and plenty of not so notable sets but I'm kinda beat. So overall it was a great night with the CCrew, as always, and I am stoked that I was able to perform at the level that I did.
Oh yeah, and I also took some incriminating pictures after the late night denny's which was super fun lol. Gotta find that camera and delete that shit...
Until another day... _________________ Do what you love...
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