I'm only writing the coolest FR these days, and i liked this one in particular.
DATE: 26 Jan 2008 - AUSTRALIA DAY
Location: Mall
Description:
Alright well, i went out sarging today, it was difficult because i was out of the game for a week prior, been ridicules busy so AA hit home hard despite knowing what to do. So i was just walking around thorough the mall as one of the sales chicks decided to stop me and ask me if i like baby skin, she was selling some type of product and i thought it was fun to give it a go.
So she started doing her marketing thing and i noticed she was a 7.5 extreme, so she was hot! she made me put my hand over a sink and apply a very expensive exfoliator $200 and she was boxing me in as sales people do for you to buy things. They have their own little routines too, exactly like we do as puas, theyd make you wash your hands say OMG what is that dirt huh? this product does this and that
so i was smiling and i told her, 'us boys are mente to be dirty, its the womans job to clean up after us'
' and she touched me and laughed then she keept going, im like ' wow you really want me to buy this dont you, this relationships already going down hill, someone HELP im being tied down to a sink here' she touches me again, and i told her ' babe this is my new shirt you cant touch this, its very expensive, and you've been touching it several times now, i should charge you', she laughed asked me my name, and how old i was.. first response i gave her is guess, and if she didn't get it right id walk away, and she amazingly guessed 23 the first go.. i was amazed, and complimented her, 'wow congratulate yourself that was cool, you have me for for a few more minutes' she started demonstrating value teling me about how the product was sea salt bla i toook her hand and said do you always wear a ring on that finger? i did the ring routine she was hooked i noticed her pupils were very dhialated, i dropped her hands and told her okay thats enough contact, my girlfriend would get very upset if she was us! she told me that my girlfriend is a very lucky girl, i told her i dont actually have a girl, i just thought that initially she was hitting on me thats why i said it.. she was like 'OH!!!!! I DONT HIT ON GUYS', im like 'its funny you said that because last night i was out and this girl wouldn't get off me, whats with some people? I Was having such a cool guys night out until she came over.. i mean if i like a girl i come up to her or whatever and i always screen her i never say Hey, i always ask her a indirect question and see how she responds and if shes worth my time', she smiled and played with her hair, i asked her if she had cooties she touched me again, then shes started rubbing some moisturiser on my hands, and i told her if this keeps going ill hire her just to explain and give me her routines on everything everywhere, she can be my fellow sidekick!
by this time she told me okay now its time for you to buy it, im like no sweetie im not that type of guy, there was this strong tension that developed and i took a step back she calibrated and she did too.. im like wow shes mirroring me she totally likes me, and shes very perceptive.. so i told her okay, well this is what ill do for you, and only for you, i don't usually do this, ill take a note of the product name and maybe in the future ill check it out, hows that? shes like ok....
im like you know im totally lying my ass of right? shes like Yeah i totally know.. im like see your so perceptive i can totally read you, you've got really beautiful brown eyes, can i adopt you? she smiled, im like your going to cry i can see it (the tension made her eyes water) shes like nooooooo im not going to cry and i gave her a hug.. im like babe smile i like it when you smile, that works for me.. and just because your not a creepy girl and because i enjoy your company and i feel l like theres something special here ill give you my number.. but i dont give this out to anyone..
shes smiled and said lucky me.. im like OH.. is that what you say to all men *turn back* she goes nooooooooo.. im like better not be or else... then a waited a bit and told her your loosing me, give me your hands, this is the trust test..and i explained how when she lowerd the hands bla bla, the n i twirled he around she smiled, i asked her if she danced, and complimented her on good posture.. we exchanged the number.. then i stayed and talked to her about how i want a image and how she needs to help me with some shopping, i respected her for knowing about those types of things, she told me she was from israel and she was in the army (this gurl lookt like a beach chick she lookt nothing like a solider? wtf i don't know what thats all about) but i told her hey thats super cool my step sister is israeli.. bla bla we talked a bit more, then i said it was a pleasure meeting you today, and pointed to my cheek got a kiss goodbye, lookt at her eyes as i was walking away as in.. theres chemistry there i feel it type of thing.. and walked away
cool experience, theres more in there as far as new routines i developed on the spot but those im keeping to myself! sorry guys!
Things i need to work on:
COLD APPROACHES, AA hit me after a week of slackness i need to get back into it and keep a lifestyle thats constantly going out, also separate useless tv shows and computer games like Half Life 2 and South Park for my overall lifestyle. They seem to contribute more to my stupidity then to my being a man, and cause me to forget routines faster.. not sure why that is? some type of brain function.. being a bit of a geek is cool but theres limits.
One cool pua master once said, if you can make a girl feel a series of any emotions, good, bad, any a series of about 4 emotions she will be attracted to you. What was amazing about this set is that i knew i liked her because she had won me over and she knew she liked me and we did this emotional roller coaster, of first building attraction then amping it then throwing it and making her feel jealous that i have a gf, or disappointed, then amping it then creating tension making her feel sad, then happy, then content and then qualified!
And leaving early after i close and bridge properly. I seem to call it a night instead of doing more.. some wiring there isn't doing me justice.
Cool routine to take away:
' I don't actually have a girlfriend, i made it up because i thought you were hitting on me! ' Credit: Impact
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