So, last night I needed to get out of the house. So I hit up one of the local bars, but it was so boring and the energy there sucked. So I decided to go to one of the strip clubs, that's a few miles down the road.

The place was pretty dead. Which is good for anyone wanting to run stripper game. I recommend going on an off night. Not on the weekend.

I sat in the back where I could still see the stage but not where I was some creepy guy there to stare at their tits.

Well this gorgeous HB9.5 Gets on stage and starts dancing so I just sit back and give good eye contact. After she got off stage she went around to collect tips and comes over to me and sits down. She starts in with typical stripper talk. You know, "How are you tonight?" "Where are you from?"

So, I was being cocky/funny. We talked about how dead it was. And about when it was busy. She told me I was cute and of course I said I know. There is a mirror behind me. I know what I look like. That got some laughs. Then we went into more small talk. I told a little DHV story.

Then she asked me if I would like to tip her. I told her that I would get a ride for 5 when she went up. She said okay. So, when she got up on stage another girl sat down next to me and I start chatting her up ignoring the girl onstage.

Then another stripper comes over and the three us start talking. Then they get up to get ready to go on stage. Then HB9.5 comes back and sits down wearing a different outfit. It was the yellow get up with rips in the side. I told her that her outfit reminded me of hulk hogan, because a friend of mine a yellow hulk tank top with rips on side when we were little.

Then she noticed the way I was dressed. I was wearing a t-shirt with a guitar and skulls, a cool necklace, and a Megadeth belt Buckle, and a black sueded blazer. So she commented that I looked like I was in a band. I asked her why she would think that. Then I said that she must ESP or something and joked about her being psychic. I told her that I play guitar I used to be in a band. Then we started talking about music. I told my favorite band was AC/DC and asked if I could make a request at the DJ booth. She told me to hold on and went up to the DJ booth and came back with two AC/DC cds and told me to pick two songs. I asked her if I pick will she dance to them. She said yes and I joked about her trying to fulfill one of my fantasies. So I picked and she took the cds back to the booth.

The DJ started playing the songs and she got up to dance. I figured I would get my ride for 5 since she went through the trouble of getting my songs played. After that I took my seat and she went back to change into her next outfit. She came back and we started chatting some more and talking about what we like to do for fun. I found out that she hangs out at some of the same bars I do. She went to do her last dance of the night and talked to some of the other dancers again.

When she got off stage she came by to tell to be careful driving and that she might see out sometime at the bar. I told her yeah maybe. She should call me sometime. She said she didn't have my number. So I looked at her asked, "Well, how do we fix that?" She smiled and said, "I don't know" I told to get a pen and some paper. So she went to the DJ booth and came with some. I wrote down my name and number and ripped a piece of paper off and handed it to her. She wrote down her name and number. Then I told her to draw a picture of herself so I wouldn't forget what she looked like. She said she can only draw stick figures. So, I said, " Wow I never met a real live stick figure before." So joked around with her and talked for little bit and said goodbye.

Then one of girls by to thank me for being so nice respectful, because she usually gets a bunch of creeps. I told her I have a friend who's an exotic dancer and she complains about that all the time. So I understand. (I don't really know anyone who is a dancer) So I said my goodbye and left.

Very smooth and congruent. You did extremely well with your presentation and your execution. You're right about going there on off nights, when I was your typical college AFC I'd frequent one strip club and I knew every girl there. I ended up working there, go figure. Anyways, when the girls came up to me after I was so regular they pretty much didn't ask me for dances they'd just come and hang with me to shoot the shit on the off nights.

GOOD JOB!

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