I know it sounds lame.. I got a hooters girl to give me her twitter... But I turned it into a number close later..
Here is the story..
Im going to give you the short version.
btw im not sure if my game was good or she just thought i was attractive... Ill let you guys decide.
I went to hooters and they were DEAD (Hooters is a restaurant where women dress skimpy to get good tips).
When I sat down my waitress took my order and gave me my drink.. Then she sat down at my table and started to talk.
I was careful to not take this as an IOI because hooters girls will flirt to get a good tip. So I was sure to do these three things.
1) Not look at her boobs.
2) Not to seem interested.
3) Let her do all the talking.
I also observed how much time she spent with each of her tables.. She had 4 tables (Once she started to spend over 90% of the time at my table I started to think it was an IOI)
Like I said... When she was at my table I let her do the talking, I only replied with what was necessary.
EX
HER: You Live here?
ME: Yep.
HER: Thats cool Im from bhalblahballh
I never shown any interest, and every now and then I would throw a DHV and a neg..
EX STORY I USED
ME: I used to be a waiter, I loved it. I was going to work here but Im way to sexy and I would feel bad for taking all your tips. The outfit just looks to good on me now.
HER: hahahah
ME: Now I'm a computer programmer, I miss working with people but the pay is wayyy to good to pass up. Plus I get a free vacation to any resort I want 3 times a year.
HER: OMG Can you fix my computer, and take me on a trip?
ME: No way. I charge for that sweetie, Plus I dont even know you.. You might be a crazy lady that just wants me for my body.
HER: hahah no no no
ME: I need a refill
HOW I CLOSED.
As she walked she stopped to see how i was doing.
ME: I need your opinion..
HER: What?
ME: What should I tweet? I feel like I need to tweet something.
HER: Let me see your phone.
She tweeted
(SITTING AT HOOTERS WITH @XXXXXXXX)
HER: No girl would get mad about this right?
ME: Well.. Katy Perry is a very jealous ex girlfriend, she just wont leave me alone.. But She is in LA now.. Your fine.
HER: Is she going back to girls anytime soon?
ME: No.. Once she had me she never went back.
HER: Hahahaha
ME: You should get to work...
BEFORE I LEFT
ME: I need my ticket.
HER: Your leaving me.
ME: Yep. My team is losing (I was watching football) and we need to break up.
HER: Fine
(Gives me check)
HER: Come see me again.
ME: How about this.. If my team wins, I will come back and give you a $7 tip.. If they lose, I will go to B-dubs from now on.
HER: NO NO NO!! Come see me anyway...
ME: You better root for my team then. Ill see you later..
A day passes.. My team lost
I Direct message her on twitter..
Here is the convo
ME:We lost! I guess it was nice meeting you.. Too bad it wont happen again lol
HER: Ohhhh you can still come in!! and it was nice meeting you as well!
short convo.. she asks me "what are you doing"
ME: Im at the doctors sick because of bad wings.. Or Maybe it was the service.. hahah
HER: Oh whatever!! Wasn't me! Seriously though, your at the dr?
ME: I know it wasnt you. It was your service. lmao
Im at the dr, but for a normal check up. Im not sick.
HER:I make people feel better thank youv ery much!
and good! Glad your not sick.
short convo blah blah.
ME: In 140 Characters or less describe what makes you awesome, but describe yourself like a product. Make me want to buy you... AND GO!!
HER:Oh wait!! NOT READY!! PASS!! I DONT KNOW WHAT TO SAY!! AHHH!!!
ME: What a shame, if the response was good, you would have won 3 cool points and a small prize. (10 cool points is the grand prize)
HER: How do I make up the 3 points I just lost?
ME: XXX-XXX-XXXX text me a few complements on why im your favorite and Ill give you 3 points..
She just texted me
YOUR CUTE
BAM!!
What do you think guys?? Where can I improve? What did i do well and what did i do wrong?
CHAT
