Hey guys
this is an opener I ran on facebook please tell me what went wrong

me:" Hey , do you beleive in magic spells , I have a friend of mine who is going out with this girl from your school , she first told us that she is a witch but common who beleives this stuff , right ? but lately the guy is litrely under a spell or something , he never shows up , he never calls , and whenever we get in touch with him he is with that girl, do you think its possible ?

her:" ummmm.......
wtf???:

me:" it only gets better ,he spent a night at her house , next morning he came with this necklace which has a white feather a small stone with weird encarvings on it , some sort of talisman , tried to google for it but nothing came up , could it be real or is it just psychological ? "

her:" i think your full of crap to be honest...and there is no such word as encarvings so before you try and spinndle some shitty story use a bloody dictionary."

me:" aaah so behind that pretty face of yours lies this monostrous female personality , tell me do you go out much ?:



what went wrong here ? Is it because it was on facebook ? was it me ? was it the opener ? what went wrong for gods sake

LOL!!! Lets pretend you're the girl and you recieved that message you'd probably say WTF??? too

Your opener shouldn't be telling a girl u don't know about your friends problems over facebook. Your goal is to find out about the girl ask her questions about her. Save the magic spells routine for later much later.
that opener just screamed "Loser!!!" then you continued with the opener after her response of WTF??? you should have changed the subject with something like "Good now that i have your attention blah blah blah"

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dude...the whole thing was wrong. chicks dig spelling and grammer, so you went wrong there. they also want to know your interested in THEM, not that your gonna use them to talk shit. and the whole phony story about magic..wow. your lucky chick didnt hunt you down and cuss you out in person. girls like a direct, honest approach. id suggest trying that next time. good luck

Righty-o... let me unload some unbelievable BS story on you, a random stranger, over the internet, and expect you to give me advice. Then i'll carry on while you cringe in disbelief.

Yes, i'm being harsh, but that was a pretty dreadful opener to use on the internet. KISS (Keep It Simple Stupid) when introducing yourself online. Usually works for me, then you can use c&f to good effect.

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