So I walked up to the beach to see what was going on, grabbed a beer at the tiki bar and started talking to a friend who bartends there. It's super humid and honestly feels pretty awful out for 10 pm and the vibe seems to suck.

After a beer and saying hi to a few friends I decide to bounce to a strip club near my where a friend, we'll call her L, of mine bartends. She's been giving me shit for never coming out to see her when she's working (usually she comes to meet me or we just don't hang out). I'm not trying to hook up, the girl is HUGE fun but she's a bad mess. So I shoot her a text after I get in the car to let her know I'm heading over.

A minute after I pull into the parking lot I get a text from L saying: "I'm down in OC or I'd meet up." I'm already there so I decide to go in and have some fun without expectations.

I sit down and an HB 9.5 (She's a 10 but I have to take off something for the boob job) who I have met a few times hanging out with my friend comes over and asks me if L is coming too. I laugh and tell her no L is in Ocean City and order a beer.

The HB comes and sits on the bar beside me talking about how boring the night is. Listen and then point out that I'm here no so there is no more reason to be bored. She laughs and says we need a shot so she goes to make one for us. She brings back two vegas bombs with a can of redbull on the side for her. I tease her about the redbull asking her if she needs it to keep up with me. She left the half full glass of redbull beside me and asked me to watch it while she got some drinks. When she got back she asked me if I rufied it. I said I forgot, maybe next time with a cocky smile.

While she's bartending a dancer comes over to hang out. She knows I don't get lapdances and has made it her personal mission in life to give me one. Even offering them for free. I tell her the same thing I always do...she can give me one anytime after 2:30 (as in at home after the club is closed). I really have no interest in this girl but playing with her while I'm obviously not buying her anything puts me in a great frame.

On my way back from the restroom she tells me she watched my beer for me and added some rufies. I asked her if she was planning to kidnap me. She said not to worry, I was going to wake up in bed with her using a feather to tickle me.

HB bartender and I spend a couple hours vibing when things are slow. She tells me about wine and what she likes, I happen to know a lot about wine so I make a few suggestions. And then a different dancer, we'll call her bunny...inside joke, comes over and sits beside her on the bar to tell us how high she is. I laugh and tell her I'm jealous that she didn't share. She says we can smoke together after she gets off work if I want. HB bartender gets up looking pissed. I'm loving this frame.

HB bartender comes back by and I ask for me tab. She looks surprised and says she thought I was staying to hang out with bunny. I laugh and say I'm not really interested in getting high or in sitting around till close. She gets DDB eyes and tells me she hopes she can remember the wine I was telling her about. I get out my phone and tell her I'll text it to her. I get the number and text her "Boo " before I close my tab and leave.

When I'm walking to my car I get a "Hi " from here. And 20 minutes later she sends "Hi " again. After I get home I text her back "Hi twice to you too " and I went to bed.

Yesterday morning I woke up to "Thanks for being a trooper yesterday! You're a lot of fun! Hope u enjoy your holiday! "

I think I'm going to enjoy this one

Edit: Almost forgot her rufie jokes. LOL