ok sarged online with this girl ive had a thing for for a while
and i didnt know whether to post this in online sarging or here, so im putting it here
read it, and please give me advice on what to do next
as far as high school girls go, shes an HB9
im only keeping in key parts since i dont want to bore you with facts that dont matter, if you want the entire convo to get a better idea of what i should do, or just for shits and giggles, message me

her[12:57 A.M.]: So you never told me how being 18 is like
Me [12:58 A.M.]: you never asked
her[12:58 A.M.]: yea i did
Me [12:58 A.M.]: well

yada yada

Me [12:59 A.M.]: but other than that its just like being 17
her[12:59 A.M.]: oh
her[12:59 A.M.]: how exciting
Me [1:00 A.M.]: your telling me
Me [1:00 A.M.]: hows life being 16?
Me [1:00 A.M.]: i miss those days
her[1:01 A.M.]: 16 and 3/4
her[1:01 A.M.]: its horrible
Me [1:02 A.M.]: it cant be that bad
Me [1:02 A.M.]: well looK on the bright side
Me [1:03 A.M.]: in a quarter of a year you'll be pretty cool
her[1:03 A.M.]: excuse me. im already pretty damn cool
Me [1:05 A.M.]: thats a humble thing to say (failed neg)


Me [1:08 A.M.]: i need a girls adivce
RAN JEALOUS GF
her[1:10 A.M.]: well thats really stupid of her to do something like that

yada yada

Me [1:15 A.M.]: right
Me [1:15 A.M.]: i feel the same exact way


fluff talk bout relationships

Me [1:23 A.M.]: im kind of a great catch
Me [1:24 A.M.]: play your cards right and maybe you'll catch me
Me [1:24 A.M.]: but thats only a maybe
her[1:24 A.M.]: hahha!!!
her[1:24 A.M.]: did you look that up online
Me [1:25 A.M.]: actually no
Me [1:25 A.M.]: why
her[1:25 A.M.]: it was cute
Me [1:25 A.M.]: thats just cause im cute
her[1:25 A.M.]: aww
Me [1:26 A.M.]: but im kidna disapointed you asked if i looked that up online
Me [1:27 A.M.]: i think you just lost some points in my book
her[1:27 A.M.]: haaha no cuz it looks like something someone in a movie would say
Me [1:29 A.M.]: what can i say, i have a way with words
Me [1:29 A.M.]: you would be surprised at some of the things i have said to girls i liked
Me [1:29 A.M.]: i just know what to say
her[1:29 A.M.]: say something like that you've told a girrl

INSERT CUTE LINE HERE
(omitted due to the lenght of this entry)

her[1:32 A.M.]: AWww
her[1:32 A.M.]: how cute
her[1:32 A.M.]: say more
Me [1:34 A.M.]: well the first one was free but the rest are gonna cost you
her[1:34 A.M.]: cost me what?
Me [1:38 A.M.]: well since im a nice guy
Me [1:38 A.M.]: its gonna cost you a hug everytime i see you from now on (VERY AFC I THOUGHT)

Me [1:38 A.M.]: ok lets play rock paper scisors

she liked it, fluff about how eminem used to be great
but now its all about MY BOY K FED


her[1:45 A.M.]: dumb ass
Me [1:45 A.M.]: hey dont talk about my boy like that
Me [1:45 A.M.]: see there you go, your lossing points again
her[1:45 A.M.]: hahaha
her[1:45 A.M.]: ohh screw the whole points thing
Me [1:46 A.M.]: dayum
Me [1:46 A.M.]: this fish might swim away then
her[1:46 A.M.]: hahaaa
her[1:48 A.M.]: dude all guys use that browine points crap
Me [1:50 A.M.]: but mine have rewards
Me [1:50 A.M.]: you get 10, you get a teddy bear
Me [1:50 A.M.]: 15 some chocolate
Me [1:50 A.M.]: 50, you get the first digit of my phone number
her[1:51 A.M.]: hahha i have all 7 of those digits
Me [1:52 A.M.]: thats why you dialed the wrong number that day you got lost when you went to wrigley feild

yada yada


her[1:52 A.M.]: well im gonan go to bed. i have church tomorrow
Me [1:52 A.M.]: aww
her[1:53 A.M.]: yeaa
her[1:53 A.M.]: well talk about your points tomorrow
Me [1:54 A.M.]: great, maybe if we have time we'll talk about your lack of points tomorrow too

im sorry about the length
but i would really aprreciate some help
i'll name my children after you
come on, thats a pretty sweet offer
and props to memory for being my IM wingman

That is pretty long lol

some of its good
some of its not so good

i find coming on to a girl online you have got to keep her intrested and its really hard to do when basicly once you have found out about them you have to talk bollocks to do it.

i would say you have her fairly intrested
push to meet up with her if your not already and then do it properly using DHV kino and all the other tricks of the trade.

you can only go so far on im
good luck

scuba

Totally agree! You should meet for real. Try some cocky funny... You negged her but you got to make her laugh too!

BTW, dont name your kids Ezo...

Cheers

Ezo