| So I'm going to start posting in-field stuff and what not being that I am new to this board.
Today, during the day, I had not planned on sarging, but I was heading to the supermarket to get groceries.
Low and behold, I am in the bread aisle with a HB9 standing next to me. Blonde, very, very fit, she seemed like a yoga instructor or something. So I got the glimpse everyone gets when their shopping in any store and there is somebody next to you. I proceded to give a smile, she smiled back.
Took me a little longer than 3 seconds, about 15, because I was thinking of something non-threatening since all good-looking girls who know they are attractive think you're after them, which many times is true.
So I open with: It's amazing how much of our country doesn't know what they are eating off the shelves.
HB: Yeah, I can see you're pretty picky about your bread.
ME: What can I say? If I ate white bread I wouldn't be able to keep this physique, now you wouldn't want that now would you? (C/F w/ a smile)
HB: Obviously, because I eat only whole wheat too. *pointing in her cart*
Me: *Looking in her cart* Actually, I think you're a liar.
HB: Yeah and why is that, there's whole wheat right here. *pointing in*
ME: It says whole wheat on the packaging, but you have to read the ingredients. *I pick it out of her cart*
ME: 'Enriched Wheat flour' is not 100% whole wheat, I've been speaking to some nutritionists because I'm studying to become a personal trainer (which is true btw) and that's what they told me, I didn't come up with it by myself (slight vulnerability). It's gotta say 100% whole wheat on the package and then your good.
HB: Wow, I feel like an idiot. Haha.
ME: Yeah, don't worry about it. That happens all the time around me. *while smiling* (more c/f), but that's why I'm gonna be leaving now. Time for the milk aisle. *I turn to leave*
HB: *Smile* Ha, thanks, bye.
ME: *I turn back around* Listen, I know when I'm unning my errands I don't like to be bothered, but you seemed somewhat interesting, even though you didn't know the difference between enriched whole wheat flour and 100% whole wheat *teasingly*....Do you shop here often?
HB: Haha, yeahh its okay. And yeah I do.
ME: How about this, next week, after we both get our grocery shopping done, we grab coffee for some real conversation, maybe on 'Fit America' Haha. You got a number?
HB: Haha, you know I'm sorry, I would love to, but I have a boyfriend.
ME: Heyy, whoa, jeez. I've known you a total of 10 minutes and you're already telling me your problems (stolen from this site somewhere), I just said for conversation, you seemed interesting, but I GUESS NOT. *teasingly*. It was nice talking to you, enjoy.
At this point I turned around, started heading away, but behind me I knew she was standing there like, wtf, no guy turns their back on me. I had the biggest smile on my face, just this confidence that I knew I would see her later again in the supermarket and if not, no big deal, I thought it was good. I don't do breakups and didn't bother doing any boyfriend destroying because she was a RANDOM girl I decided to chat up for the sake of fun and practice. But there's more....
All of the lines for the cashier are decently long, and about the same size, so I just hopped on the end of one of them. Across the way, I see HB9 looking for a line to jump on. I proceded with waiting on-line and reading my newspaper (subconscious DHV) and HB9 pulls up onto the same line.
ME: You again!?
HB: Yeah, yeah, your line looked like it was moving the quickest. *while smiling and teasing me*
ME: Right, and you figured you would pick the one with the tall, dark, handsome guy for some eye candy while you wait around.
HB: Yeah, usually guys like that will be sincere enough to offer their name though.
ME: I guess I'm not sincere then *with a smile, got back to reading my newspaper*
HB: My name is HB9.
ME: HAHA finnneeee... My name is *The Nature Boy*
HB: Listen, quickly, about the boyfriend...
ME: It's okay, I wouldn't want him to see us flirting and get angry or anything, consider it a favor owed *getting back to paper with smile*
HB: No, but...
ME *interrupting* Yeahh yeahhh, I know, you really don't have a boyfriend (I took an educated guess based on her body language, tone, and my confidence in reading people). Girls say that to creepy guys who try picking them up because for the most part, guys will "back down", but come on how harmless could some weird guy who knows about bread at the supermarket be? *while laughing*
HB: Hahahaha. Yeah, he probably can't even hurt a fly. *Laughing*...About that coffee....
ME: I'll call you.
*by this point in time I have reached the front to pay, so I take her number down in my phone as white bread and keep her laughing as I got rung up*
One of my most fun number closes ever. I don't think I'm gonna call her though because I'm going to Florida in a week and have a lot of important things to finish before then. Then school starts in another week and I leave. Oh well. Good times.
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