Hello, so I just got back from west edmonton mall (largest mall in North America if I'm not mistaken), and my first time sarging out here in Edmonton. So, I havn't been doing any real sarging in quite a long time and so my AA was really really high. I was with my lil bro and we spent close to a quarter of an hour just walking around scared shitless with AA.

Then I said to myself "fuck this shit, WTF am I doing?!?! I've done this before SOOO many times!!! " and I approach my first set of the day in HMV. Cute girl looking at some DVDs. I go in and with my magical direct opener "hey there, I was just hanging out with my bro when I saw you and thought u looked pretty cute. I just had to come over and say hi. Who are you?"

She then said her name, and hence since we were in a DVD store, I asked whether she watches the walking dead, which she said no and remarked "the one about zombies right?". I then proceeded to execute a very effective neg (though I prefer the term tease) and said "OMG, owh I can tell why. You're more of a vampire werewolve type-a-girl. Bet you WURV twilight" She giggled, "Well I've read all but the last book"

Then said this to her "okay I'm going to ask you one more question and u gotta think before you answer. Remember! Think first!!! Do u like star wars?" And which she replied "well, I wanna watch it someday..."

and which I proceeded to cut in and execute another covert hidden backside neg-tease "OMG do u like live in a cave or something? haha" and we giggled on it a bit.
I asked if she is still in school, she says "I graduated back in 2010" then I said "wow, I'm graduating next year. So compared to me, you're like a grandmother"
I don't remember whether she giggled or looked slightly offended but anyways, I proceeded to tell her "hey, I like you, gimme your number".
She went for her pockets for her phone and I said "I din bring my phone out with me today but here, I got my ipod. We'll take a vid."

I satrt recording a vid and she says her name, and number(although midway she gets nervous and starts laughing). Then she asks me if I have my number for her as well (IOI massive! although even the vibe I was feeling GREAT. An 'it's on vibe').

I havn't got a phone here yet so I told her "Girl, to be honest, I don't even remember my address" which I wasn't lying. I don't remember my address here. And I am getting a phone here this comign monday so I'll definitely wanna text this girl as soon as I get it,..

The rest of the day kinda sucked. I approached a total of about 4 other sets in a span of about 5 hours. None of them hooked at all which was awful!

Lessons for today, I think sarging for an extended period of time is bad. Next time, I probly just have 3 hour sarging sessions,.... I get tired and suffer mental fatigue after too long sarging and dealing with mental stress.

Btw, any PUAs based in Edmonton plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz hit me up. I'm turning 18 this september btw so I'll be able to go into da BARS n da CLUBS n da STRIP JOINTS!!!! :D:D